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(904): View more from Florida

I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to

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(727): View more from Florida

I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.

(1-727): View more from Florida

Please never have kids.

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(310): View more from California

My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(863): View more from Florida

The porch is breathing.

(813): View more from Florida

STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT

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(804): View more from Virginia

Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome

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