Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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hey, it could be worse, you couldve woke up with your ass out
I want to fuck it.
A friend of mine did something similar to this and broke his jaw drunken/sleep walkinging trying to take a leak into a fish pond.
It is obvious, you were horny and didn't feel like smacking people in the staircase if it got crowded so you masturbated, but you blacked out and fell asleep.
It's only a party when you wake up naked not knowing how you got there.
11:17 IS A PISSED OFF FATTIE WATCH OUT HE/SHE GON EAT YOU
I found my little brother like that once. Awful awful experience
^...That's what she said?
one time in my dorm this fat chick passed out in the stairwell and I couldnt step around her so i had to step on her and i almost sank in
i want to shove my ass on it
i know so many guys who have had that happen to them lol... sometimes it was stairwells, other times it was outside under a tree... the occasional one will fall out of his window...
I would have loved to have seen that
i want to shove my ass on it, then suck it, then fuck it, then suck it again.
mix alll those flavors up.
Sounds like a personal problem...
well this my txt... so i would definitely call whoever 4:40 is
WEAKEST attempt at humor
Haha loveee riverside
4:40 is definitely a dude.\nGet you some.
Don't you hate it when that happends?
i call slut or whore on 4:40
I would shove my pussy on that one!