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  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:00am

    hey, it could be worse, you couldve woke up with your ass out

  • 63 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:33pm

    It is obvious, you were horny and didn't feel like smacking people in the staircase if it got crowded so you masturbated, but you blacked out and fell asleep.

  • 63 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:34am

    I want to fuck it.

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:52am

    It's only a party when you wake up naked not knowing how you got there.

  • 60 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:52pm

    A friend of mine did something similar to this and broke his jaw drunken/sleep walkinging trying to take a leak into a fish pond.

  • 59 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:40pm

    i know so many guys who have had that happen to them lol... sometimes it was stairwells, other times it was outside under a tree... the occasional one will fall out of his window...

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:52am

    i want to shove my ass on it

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:30pm

    Sounds like a personal problem...

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:34pm

    ^...That's what she said?

  • 50 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:38pm

    one time in my dorm this fat chick passed out in the stairwell and I couldnt step around her so i had to step on her and i almost sank in

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:35pm

    I would have loved to have seen that

  • 48 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:17pm

    10:38 WEAKEST attempt at humor

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:40am

    I found my little brother like that once. Awful awful experience

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44pm

    11:17 IS A PISSED OFF FATTIE WATCH OUT HE/SHE GON EAT YOU

  • 42 44
    Submitted by moog1234 on May 11, 10 at 8:28pm

    I would shove my pussy on that one!

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40am

    i want to shove my ass on it, then suck it, then fuck it, then suck it again. mix alll those flavors up. nomnomnom

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Kender on May 6, 10 at 7:07pm

    Don't you hate it when that happends?

  • 38 39
    Submitted by cmaxinee23 on Dec 27, 10 at 10:46pm

    Haha loveee riverside

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:35am

    well this my txt... so i would definitely call whoever 4:40 is

  • 34 38
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 14, 11 at 10:12pm

    4:40 is definitely a dude.\nGet you some.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Kbabyxo on Nov 16, 10 at 12:11am

    Sexy

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:58pm

    i call slut or whore on 4:40