Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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Ridiculous. No man is turning down sex just because she's unshaven.
i would buy that guy a statue and scratch best wingman on the front
When someone gets Crotch Crickets, they usually shave their bush. Then the little bastards dont have anywhere to hide and they go away much quicker, I would know. Ask yourself, is it worth the risk? If she is really hot with a slammin body, then ask yourself, do I care if I have to scratch my cack & balls constantly, shamefully by the Cricket Killing shampoo, and wash everything I own, you bet your ass it is worth it!!
5:30 less likely to catch a man you mean?
This is Matt Williams and Chance Cook for sure.
Maybe she was using it as a preventative meausure. You know she goes out whoring regularly and first thing next morning showers using crab shampoo and kill those buggers before they start itching.
Guys are so confusing. One minute it's SHAVE IT ALL OFF and the next you're all excited that she has a bush? Jesus.
Are you dense? The guy is saying that she has a bush and the guy is like OMG thanks dude for noticing that now I deffo won't hook up with the chick.
i wish i had a wingman like that, you know the ones that dont let you go home with a fat chick with a 5 o'clock shadow.
Bush... or a really hairy arse.
11:47...those are dudes. Sorry, bro
I fucking love my city.
DON'T HATE THE 918.
who the fuck would want a mouthful of bush
gotta love the 405!!
lord love the 918 and the 405!
Of course he's turning it down bc she's unshaven. Who wants a huge bush?
For those who don't know, you can get crabs even if you are shaved (ask any doctor).
And having a bush is healthier. You're actually less likely to catch anything else.
This wingman deserves a case of the good stuff.\n\nI salute you!
No, but I'd wager crabs tip the scale.