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  • 54 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:41pm
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    Ridiculous. No man is turning down sex just because she's unshaven.

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:39pm
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    5:30 less likely to catch a man you mean?

  • 38 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:47am
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    When someone gets Crotch Crickets, they usually shave their bush. Then the little bastards dont have anywhere to hide and they go away much quicker, I would know. Ask yourself, is it worth the risk? If she is really hot with a slammin body, then ask yourself, do I care if I have to scratch my cack & balls constantly, shamefully by the Cricket Killing shampoo, and wash everything I own, you bet your ass it is worth it!!

  • 38 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:59am
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    i would buy that guy a statue and scratch best wingman on the front

  • 37 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:57pm
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    @5:55 Are you dense? The guy is saying that she has a bush and the guy is like OMG thanks dude for noticing that now I deffo won't hook up with the chick.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:12pm
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    who the fuck would want a mouthful of bush

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:47am
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    i wish i had a wingman like that, you know the ones that dont let you go home with a fat chick with a 5 o'clock shadow.

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:53pm
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    lord love the 918 and the 405!

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:13am
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    This is Matt Williams and Chance Cook for sure.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:55am
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    Guys are so confusing. One minute it's SHAVE IT ALL OFF and the next you're all excited that she has a bush? Jesus.

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:51am
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    Maybe she was using it as a preventative meausure. You know she goes out whoring regularly and first thing next morning showers using crab shampoo and kill those buggers before they start itching.

  • 28 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:43am
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    gotta love the 405!!

  • 28 27
    Submitted by action on Mar 4, 10 at 3:27pm
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    This wingman deserves a case of the good stuff.\n\nI salute you!

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:22am
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    Bush... or a really hairy arse.

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:57am
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    11:47...those are dudes. Sorry, bro

  • 25 26
    Submitted by grahame16 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:20pm
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    Of course he's turning it down bc she's unshaven. Who wants a huge bush?

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:30pm
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    For those who don't know, you can get crabs even if you are shaved (ask any doctor). And having a bush is healthier. You're actually less likely to catch anything else.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:35pm
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    @6:41 No, but I'd wager crabs tip the scale.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:38pm
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    I fucking love my city. DON'T HATE THE 918.

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