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  • boob guy can suck a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Oh that is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:12am
  • 2:55, Vaginas are incapable of sweating. It's located inside the body. Also, they are all essentially the same in looks. The difference you see has to do with the vulva. Given that you lack this knowledge I'd hate to find out how bad you are in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:21am
  • 907 I am. Check it evry 2 hours lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:09pm
  • can i seriously just ask how big does a girl have to be to be considered a fat chick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:40am
  • typical doors are 2'8" x 6'8"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:49pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:15pm
  • 10:09 - fat boy virgin living with his mama and that's his fate from now on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:27am
  • I eat humans. -Kid Zombie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:11am
  • Fuck tfln These are my book ends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Fat chicks try harder!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Just because ugly guys settle with you to go home with because they can't get any hotter does not mean that you're the least bit attractive. Get over yourself and lose some weight. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:42am
  • haha it means that anyone being brought home should be able to fit through their doorway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Is anyone else as addicted to tfln as me? Knowing that the majority of these are really stupid. This ones pretty funny though!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Fatties,\nYou're just bitter bc you're fat. Put down the snickers and eat a salad from time to time. Kthanksbye:)\nLove,\nSkinny people everywhere

    Submitted by MelF on Feb 6, 11 at 9:02am
  • Fat bitch 2:29... He said vulva. Shut it.

    Submitted by MelF on Feb 6, 11 at 9:28am
  • 1244 - ur a liar. weve all played the dumbo drop game at one point or another and the vagina is always hideous, beefy and as sweaty as the rolls. stop lying!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:55am
  • ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm
  • 12:32, fat chick here with a rather awesome vagina. Sounds more like you're inexperienced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:44am
  • 10:09 vulvas don't sweat. Man all this hating on fatties by guys who don't understand female anatomy. It's telling. They probably lost their dicks under their own fupas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:14pm
  • I eat zombies -Kid Turtle TMNT unite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:12am
  • Thats fuckin funny. Good rule of thumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:23am
  • For all you morons out there, the vagina is located INSIDE the girl's body. You wouldn't have any idea what it looks like, so STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:51am
  • I'm not fat, I'm chubby, but I've never had a problem getting a boyfriend, Fat chicks are different than thick chicks, thick is all in the hips and ass. and vaginas that don't look like they're there are fucking disgusting. if you're fucking a girl who doesn't have a lil chub down there, then she was probably a man at one point in her life. Have fun with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:20pm
  • and that's 3' wide, not 7' :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:46pm
  • It was a runnin joke we would say.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:34pm
  • I honestly can't believe the ignorant shit posted on this. The text is funny, people saying if your not a a size 0 your fat is redic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:27pm
  • What a good friend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Fat girls are disgusting. There are two types of girls, fat or skinny. If you're not a size zero or under... Faaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!! Corpulent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:48pm
  • looool making this my face book status immediately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Best tfln I've seen in awhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Chub chasers are nasty. Although some thick girls are fucking hottt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:30am
  • ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm
  • woot massachuseeetsss yall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Hahaha funniest tfln in a long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:40pm
  • ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm
  • You're just bitter bc you're fat. Put down the snickers and eat a salad from time to time. Kthanksbye:)\nLove,\nSkinny people everywhere

    Submitted by MelF on Feb 6, 11 at 8:59am
  • Fat chicks suck a mean dick!!! And dont say you dont, fatties! But down side is their vaginas look weird. cruel joke that life plays in order to get head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:32am
  • hahaha this is the greatest text i've seen on here. I got nothing against big girls. I'm attracted to average sized women but everyone has their own prefrences. n the sweaty vagina thing dude if it seems like its sweaty and nasty kick that shit to the curb. I've never ran into a girl with that nasty of a pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:19am
  • ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm
  • why are fat broads getting so uppity in here? fat pussy is nasty. every guy knows this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Just xn FYI to further clarify this great text... Operation dumbo drop was an old movie about airlifting an elephant thus the fat chick connotations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:21am
  • This is some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:05pm
  • ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:18pm
  • .

    Submitted by danceychick on Apr 9, 11 at 10:42am
  • Hey 2:55 - your mother's a dumbo drop operation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:46am
  • Oh yeah, and again... There's only TWO types of girls...fat or skinny... No such thing as chubby or thick, NO! You're either a size 0 or you're obese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:45am
  • Mean as hell but still funny -Link

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:26pm
  • That's fuckin hilarious. Normally I only go for the fat chick as a last resort. Must have been desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:09pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats such a good rule.....omg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:19pm
  • We used to call my friend a.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:32pm
  • im fairly certain that 'vagina' has entered the standard every day lexicon to imply pussy and/or vulva. so, fatties, simmer the fuck down with your stupid bickering. i eat vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:41am
  • Reporting for duty if we hooked up with a fat girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Cause all his dates look like tanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:34pm
  • For those that dont get it. Operation Dumbo Drop = Night of going out to bang a fat chick a.k.a. Dumbo. Thus, the friend has to know how tall and how wide the door frame is to get 'it' in the house!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:29am
  • There's a slight chill in the air. -Glacius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:04pm
  • This text is definitely about Marcus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:28pm
  • 651n 821 - fat chicks with beefy labia and sweaty vulva.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:09am
  • Is that He-Man getting blown by Cringer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:27pm
  • there is a theory that the facial lips are indicative of what you will find South of Pants . . .so under this theory DSL would equal a big ol' fat vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:19am
  • I'm very confused by this text. Please translate for the somewhat slow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:51pm
  • ../..../(_o_)(_o_)\....\...... ...........\............/..... .........../.....Y.....\.... _____________------_ ............................\..........--).........[621 and 625 get spooged on] _____________\__-~` ........).....) ___/.__/ -boob guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:48pm
  • fat chicks have no class, thats why you have to treat them like shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:38pm
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