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  • 80 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:40pm

    man, fuck jeff goldblum

  • 67 47
    Submitted by GOPbitches on Mar 2, 10 at 9:15pm

    Hello John, hello John, hello John, hello John

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:10am

    she looks like jeff goldbloom, what did you expect?

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:09pm

    The impersonation seriously made me pee my pants.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    LMAO! This text is awesome..I friggin love Jeff Goldblum...

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:18pm

    Ah, I love Saskatchewan.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:10am

    I don't care what she looked, like thats still called stalking in the trailor park and punishable by white trash, beer can throwing, dog sicin' death. In case you weren't informed by Bubba.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:07pm

    DO ME JEFF GOLDBLUM, YOU ARE A SEX GOD!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:52am

    this is a good one. I looked at a ton of these things today. and this is definitely in the top 10. 1 still has to be : He looked up at me and in a creepy voice and said "I can has cheeseburger" and then preceded to go down on me.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:20am

    if a woman looks like jeff goldblum, she is either homeless or trailer trash. like the woman who yelled at her kid while she rode my ass to work today. she was just pissed off because she looks like elton john.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:42pm

    I saw a midget woman that looked like John Lennon yesterday. Luckily, there wasn't a midget that looked like Yoko Ono hanging around.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:58am

    Maybe she's a giant fly too!

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:06pm

    All I can think of is Jurassic Park.