We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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man, fuck jeff goldblum
The impersonation seriously made me pee my pants.
DO ME JEFF GOLDBLUM, YOU ARE A SEX GOD!
LMAO! This text is awesome..I friggin love Jeff Goldblum...
she looks like jeff goldbloom, what did you expect?
Hello John, hello John, hello John, hello John
I don't care what she looked, like thats still called stalking in the trailor park and punishable by white trash, beer can throwing, dog sicin' death. In case you weren't informed by Bubba.
Ah, I love Saskatchewan.
if a woman looks like jeff goldblum, she is either homeless or trailer trash. like the woman who yelled at her kid while she rode my ass to work today. she was just pissed off because she looks like elton john.
this is a good one. I looked at a ton of these things today. and this is definitely in the top 10. 1 still has to be :
He looked up at me and in a creepy voice and said "I can has cheeseburger" and then preceded to go down on me.
I saw a midget woman that looked like John Lennon yesterday. Luckily, there wasn't a midget that looked like Yoko Ono hanging around.
Maybe she's a giant fly too!
All I can think of is Jurassic Park.