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  • man, fuck jeff goldblum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:40pm
  • The impersonation seriously made me pee my pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:09pm
  • DO ME JEFF GOLDBLUM, YOU ARE A SEX GOD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:07pm
  • LMAO! This text is awesome..I friggin love Jeff Goldblum...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • she looks like jeff goldbloom, what did you expect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:10am
  • Hello John, hello John, hello John, hello John

    Submitted by GOPbitches on Mar 2, 10 at 9:15pm
  • I don't care what she looked, like thats still called stalking in the trailor park and punishable by white trash, beer can throwing, dog sicin' death. In case you weren't informed by Bubba.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:10am
  • Ah, I love Saskatchewan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:18pm
  • if a woman looks like jeff goldblum, she is either homeless or trailer trash. like the woman who yelled at her kid while she rode my ass to work today. she was just pissed off because she looks like elton john.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:20am
  • this is a good one. I looked at a ton of these things today. and this is definitely in the top 10. 1 still has to be : He looked up at me and in a creepy voice and said "I can has cheeseburger" and then preceded to go down on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:52am
  • I saw a midget woman that looked like John Lennon yesterday. Luckily, there wasn't a midget that looked like Yoko Ono hanging around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Maybe she's a giant fly too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:58am
  • All I can think of is Jurassic Park.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:06pm