you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Oh I get it! It's funny because when he preheated the oven it cooked the vomit! And he didn't notice until he went to put the pizza in!
That happened to me but instead of vomit we found out the oven was the hiding place for our party cups. Melted plastic smells so yummmy!!!!
Holy shit 3:56 is legit haha badass
I can't get shit posted on either site and u get both? U suck. Haha.
i'm guessing not the topping you had in mind?
Sarre says Drug Use is Life Abuse
Why the oven? that's just no good for anybody.
I just saw this on FML. Either way, that's repulsive.
It's not delivery... it's vomit.
I'd kick my roommate in the mommy and daddy button if he did this.
Charles Rutherford is gonna hit the town hard tonite!
Stay classy, New York ;-)
Haha yep I have TWI too haha... Life is sad.
Does anybody else really wanna text that number? I'm a female but I can't lie that Im curious whether it's real.
yea dont text that number.
that did NOT work.
she said she was going to tell the police cause she was 13.
what? u mean u guys dont enjoy the taste of vomit roasted pizza?
It got deleted from FML.
To all those tempted by 3:56; how to solve in two easy steps.
1. Text the number, ask for a photo of a foot or arm.
2. Check legitimacy. Determine relative harm in pursuing further action.
wtf is TWI?! i must be missing out. lol
and i have to check that number out now!
Wow that suks! Was it all dried up?
I'm glad we all have a life that we check FML,
TFLN.... Everyone has TWI too?
umm i just read this on fml
This was just posted on FML today.
I really want to text that number...
Also, FML sucks.
Text her then post a reply on her. I bet it's a guy that just got cheated on and wanted revenge on his gf..and posted her number up here
did you honestly post this on FML AND txtsfromlstnight?
I would kill my roommate for that
Baked vomit is a delicacy in 3rd world countries
you put this on fmylife too....cool i guess.
(Four Oh Four) Eight Six One-Seven Five One Four. This is serious and not a joke guys. No gimmick. This girl is a junior at UGA, about 5'4 125 with blond hair and green eyes. Text her anything you want and shell send you a picture. Tits, ass, vag whatever you want. Dead serious. 100^ honest.