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  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:02pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because when he preheated the oven it cooked the vomit! And he didn't notice until he went to put the pizza in! -Jeff

  • 92 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:11pm

    That happened to me but instead of vomit we found out the oven was the hiding place for our party cups. Melted plastic smells so yummmy!!!!

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:24pm

    I can't get shit posted on either site and u get both? U suck. Haha.

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:56pm

    It's not delivery... it's vomit.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:44pm

    Does anybody else really wanna text that number? I'm a female but I can't lie that Im curious whether it's real.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38am

    Holy shit 3:56 is legit haha badass

  • 87 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:07pm

    i'm guessing not the topping you had in mind?

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:42pm

    I just saw this on FML. Either way, that's repulsive.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:58pm

    Sarre says Drug Use is Life Abuse

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:44pm

    I'd kick my roommate in the mommy and daddy button if he did this.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:06pm

    Stay classy, New York ;-)

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:09pm

    Haha yep I have TWI too haha... Life is sad.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:34pm

    Charles Rutherford is gonna hit the town hard tonite!

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    Why the oven? that's just no good for anybody.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:12am

    yea dont text that number. that did NOT work. she said she was going to tell the police cause she was 13. HA!

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:29pm

    what? u mean u guys dont enjoy the taste of vomit roasted pizza?

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:51pm

    Wow that suks! Was it all dried up?

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:51pm

    I'm glad we all have a life that we check FML, TFLN.... Everyone has TWI too?

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:36am

    To all those tempted by 3:56; how to solve in two easy steps. 1. Text the number, ask for a photo of a foot or arm. 2. Check legitimacy. Determine relative harm in pursuing further action.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:06am

    wtf is TWI?! i must be missing out. lol and i have to check that number out now!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:28pm

    B-b-b-broooooooklyn. Represent!

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:03pm

    It got deleted from FML.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:39pm

    This was just posted on FML today.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:01pm

    Baked vomit is a delicacy in 3rd world countries

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:43pm

    did you honestly post this on FML AND txtsfromlstnight?

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    umm i just read this on fml

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:12pm

    I really want to text that number... Also, FML sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:56pm

    (Four Oh Four) Eight Six One-Seven Five One Four. This is serious and not a joke guys. No gimmick. This girl is a junior at UGA, about 5'4 125 with blond hair and green eyes. Text her anything you want and shell send you a picture. Tits, ass, vag whatever you want. Dead serious. 100^ honest.

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    you put this on fmylife too....cool i guess.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:50pm

    I would kill my roommate for that

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:30pm

    Text her then post a reply on her. I bet it's a guy that just got cheated on and wanted revenge on his gf..and posted her number up here