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  • That happened to me but instead of vomit we found out the oven was the hiding place for our party cups. Melted plastic smells so yummmy!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Holy shit 3:56 is legit haha badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because when he preheated the oven it cooked the vomit! And he didn't notice until he went to put the pizza in! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:02pm
  • I can't get shit posted on either site and u get both? U suck. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Why the oven? that's just no good for anybody.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:55pm
  • i'm guessing not the topping you had in mind?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Sarre says Drug Use is Life Abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I just saw this on FML. Either way, that's repulsive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:42pm
  • It's not delivery... it's vomit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Stay classy, New York ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Charles Rutherford is gonna hit the town hard tonite!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:34pm
  • I'd kick my roommate in the mommy and daddy button if he did this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Does anybody else really wanna text that number? I'm a female but I can't lie that Im curious whether it's real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:44pm
  • what? u mean u guys dont enjoy the taste of vomit roasted pizza?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Haha yep I have TWI too haha... Life is sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:09pm
  • yea dont text that number. that did NOT work. she said she was going to tell the police cause she was 13. HA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:12am
  • To all those tempted by 3:56; how to solve in two easy steps. 1. Text the number, ask for a photo of a foot or arm. 2. Check legitimacy. Determine relative harm in pursuing further action.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:36am
  • It got deleted from FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:03pm
  • wtf is TWI?! i must be missing out. lol and i have to check that number out now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:06am
  • Wow that suks! Was it all dried up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:51pm
  • I really want to text that number... Also, FML sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:12pm
  • did you honestly post this on FML AND txtsfromlstnight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:43pm
  • This was just posted on FML today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:39pm
  • I'm glad we all have a life that we check FML, TFLN.... Everyone has TWI too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:51pm
  • umm i just read this on fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm
  • B-b-b-broooooooklyn. Represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Baked vomit is a delicacy in 3rd world countries

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Text her then post a reply on her. I bet it's a guy that just got cheated on and wanted revenge on his gf..and posted her number up here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I would kill my roommate for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:50pm
  • you put this on fmylife too....cool i guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:38pm
  • (Four Oh Four) Eight Six One-Seven Five One Four. This is serious and not a joke guys. No gimmick. This girl is a junior at UGA, about 5'4 125 with blond hair and green eyes. Text her anything you want and shell send you a picture. Tits, ass, vag whatever you want. Dead serious. 100^ honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:56pm