you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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That happened to me but instead of vomit we found out the oven was the hiding place for our party cups. Melted plastic smells so yummmy!!!!
Holy shit 3:56 is legit haha badass
Oh I get it! It's funny because when he preheated the oven it cooked the vomit! And he didn't notice until he went to put the pizza in!
I can't get shit posted on either site and u get both? U suck. Haha.
Why the oven? that's just no good for anybody.
i'm guessing not the topping you had in mind?
I just saw this on FML. Either way, that's repulsive.
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Charles Rutherford is gonna hit the town hard tonite!
It's not delivery... it's vomit.
Stay classy, New York ;-)
I'd kick my roommate in the mommy and daddy button if he did this.
what? u mean u guys dont enjoy the taste of vomit roasted pizza?
It got deleted from FML.
yea dont text that number.
that did NOT work.
she said she was going to tell the police cause she was 13.
To all those tempted by 3:56; how to solve in two easy steps.
1. Text the number, ask for a photo of a foot or arm.
2. Check legitimacy. Determine relative harm in pursuing further action.
wtf is TWI?! i must be missing out. lol
and i have to check that number out now!
Haha yep I have TWI too haha... Life is sad.
Does anybody else really wanna text that number? I'm a female but I can't lie that Im curious whether it's real.
This was just posted on FML today.
umm i just read this on fml
Wow that suks! Was it all dried up?
I really want to text that number...
Also, FML sucks.
I'm glad we all have a life that we check FML,
TFLN.... Everyone has TWI too?
did you honestly post this on FML AND txtsfromlstnight?
I would kill my roommate for that
you put this on fmylife too....cool i guess.
Text her then post a reply on her. I bet it's a guy that just got cheated on and wanted revenge on his gf..and posted her number up here
Baked vomit is a delicacy in 3rd world countries
(Four Oh Four) Eight Six One-Seven Five One Four. This is serious and not a joke guys. No gimmick. This girl is a junior at UGA, about 5'4 125 with blond hair and green eyes. Text her anything you want and shell send you a picture. Tits, ass, vag whatever you want. Dead serious. 100^ honest.