you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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"a scissor"? ..as in, only one? wouldn't that be.....a razor? yes? no? perhaps?
Pluralize "scissor" for the love of all that is good in the world.
Getting really sick of the same fake format...
(areacode): you (did funny thing LOLZ!)
For entertainment value, they're very funny.
But they're not texts from last night... meh.
12:26am-I was just about to say that! I was wondering to myself why nobody was noticing that! "scissor" *high five*
Bigbrotherbigsister likes boy scout cum!
Wow, You just pulled a Britney Spears
It's like they have a template for the texts now. "insert sketchy story, needless to say I left"
"you...insert random drunk action...insert drunk quotation."
every bitch needs to shave that snatch bald as a cue ball
Hmmmm can anyone say drunk???
9:51 is one fucked up individual!
Just as long as you don't love me like you " love" cub scouts... Anally
you guys are nuts, this is hilarious
Well youre a douch nozzle licker!
Is this from one of Brittany spears' friends?
This text sucks. There not even tfln ! I'm sad
well it made me laugh
11:14 hit the nail on the head
Kinnnnd of retarded
Bigbrotherbigsister is a child molesting priest! STOP Touching MEEEEEEEE
This sucks worse than a Brooklyn native!
no matter what drugs you are on, you don't say stupid shit like this... even if you are tanked too.
Cuntcuntcuntcunt! Like 'em!
Now THAT'S a bad night hahaha
Please please, if you do not feel loved the way you already are, make friends an they will help you feel loved becuase we all love you
9:51 is a superfreak
I personally like the "scissor" element. It makes me imagine this text being sent by Larry David... Which would be awesome.
you took a scissor?...
youre an idiot.
Once upon a time space continuum there was a little red choo on your food processors chop the wood work is gratifying and pays well if it isn't my aunt Suzie!