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  • "a scissor"? ..as in, only one? wouldn't that be.....a razor? yes? no? perhaps?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Getting really sick of the same fake format... (areacode): you (did funny thing LOLZ!) For entertainment value, they're very funny. But they're not texts from last night... meh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Pluralize "scissor" for the love of all that is good in the world.

    Submitted by squared on Aug 17, 10 at 1:15am
  • Bigbrotherbigsister likes boy scout cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 9:51 is one fucked up individual!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Wow, You just pulled a Britney Spears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:11pm
  • every bitch needs to shave that snatch bald as a cue ball

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:23pm
  • It's like they have a template for the texts now. "insert sketchy story, needless to say I left" "you...insert random drunk action...insert drunk quotation."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Hmmmm can anyone say drunk???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:11pm
  • you guys are nuts, this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:26am
  • Just as long as you don't love me like you " love" cub scouts... Anally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:47pm
  • This text sucks. There not even tfln ! I'm sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:40am
  • Well youre a douch nozzle licker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10pm
  • well it made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Kinnnnd of retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:30pm
  • 11:14 hit the nail on the head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Bigbrotherbigsister is a child molesting priest! STOP Touching MEEEEEEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:49pm
  • no matter what drugs you are on, you don't say stupid shit like this... even if you are tanked too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Is this from one of Brittany spears' friends?

    Submitted by harrysmom on Feb 25, 12 at 12:33pm
  • Now THAT'S a bad night hahaha

    Submitted by JesusCaesar on Jun 1, 11 at 11:41pm
  • This sucks worse than a Brooklyn native!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 12:26am-I was just about to say that! I was wondering to myself why nobody was noticing that! "scissor" *high five*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:48am
  • Cuntcuntcuntcunt! Like 'em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:50pm
  • 9:51 is a superfreak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Please please, if you do not feel loved the way you already are, make friends an they will help you feel loved becuase we all love you -BigBrotherBigSister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:46pm
  • brrrrittttneyy speaaars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I personally like the "scissor" element. It makes me imagine this text being sent by Larry David... Which would be awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:50pm
  • you took a scissor?... youre an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:26am
  • Once upon a time space continuum there was a little red choo on your food processors chop the wood work is gratifying and pays well if it isn't my aunt Suzie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:51pm