you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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"a scissor"? ..as in, only one? wouldn't that be.....a razor? yes? no? perhaps?
Getting really sick of the same fake format...
(areacode): you (did funny thing LOLZ!)
For entertainment value, they're very funny.
But they're not texts from last night... meh.
Pluralize "scissor" for the love of all that is good in the world.
Bigbrotherbigsister likes boy scout cum!
9:51 is one fucked up individual!
Wow, You just pulled a Britney Spears
It's like they have a template for the texts now. "insert sketchy story, needless to say I left"
"you...insert random drunk action...insert drunk quotation."
every bitch needs to shave that snatch bald as a cue ball
Just as long as you don't love me like you " love" cub scouts... Anally
Hmmmm can anyone say drunk???
This text sucks. There not even tfln ! I'm sad
11:14 hit the nail on the head
Well youre a douch nozzle licker!
you guys are nuts, this is hilarious
well it made me laugh
Kinnnnd of retarded
This sucks worse than a Brooklyn native!
Bigbrotherbigsister is a child molesting priest! STOP Touching MEEEEEEEE
no matter what drugs you are on, you don't say stupid shit like this... even if you are tanked too.
Is this from one of Brittany spears' friends?
12:26am-I was just about to say that! I was wondering to myself why nobody was noticing that! "scissor" *high five*
Cuntcuntcuntcunt! Like 'em!
Now THAT'S a bad night hahaha
9:51 is a superfreak
Please please, if you do not feel loved the way you already are, make friends an they will help you feel loved becuase we all love you
you took a scissor?...
youre an idiot.
I personally like the "scissor" element. It makes me imagine this text being sent by Larry David... Which would be awesome.
Once upon a time space continuum there was a little red choo on your food processors chop the wood work is gratifying and pays well if it isn't my aunt Suzie!