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  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:05pm

    Getting really sick of the same fake format... (areacode): you (did funny thing LOLZ!) For entertainment value, they're very funny. But they're not texts from last night... meh.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    9:51 is one fucked up individual!

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:23pm

    every bitch needs to shave that snatch bald as a cue ball

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:46pm

    "a scissor"? ..as in, only one? wouldn't that be.....a razor? yes? no? perhaps?

  • 45 36
    Submitted by squared on Aug 17, 10 at 1:15am

    Pluralize "scissor" for the love of all that is good in the world.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:16pm

    11:14 hit the nail on the head

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:14pm

    It's like they have a template for the texts now. "insert sketchy story, needless to say I left" "you...insert random drunk action...insert drunk quotation."

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:47pm

    Just as long as you don't love me like you " love" cub scouts... Anally

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10pm

    Well youre a douch nozzle licker!

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:40pm

    Bigbrotherbigsister likes boy scout cum!

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:40pm

    This sucks worse than a Brooklyn native!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    well it made me laugh

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:30pm

    Kinnnnd of retarded

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:26am

    you guys are nuts, this is hilarious

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:17pm

    9:51 is a superfreak

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:38pm

    no matter what drugs you are on, you don't say stupid shit like this... even if you are tanked too.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:40am

    This text sucks. There not even tfln ! I'm sad

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:50pm

    I personally like the "scissor" element. It makes me imagine this text being sent by Larry David... Which would be awesome.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:11pm

    Hmmmm can anyone say drunk???

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:11pm

    Wow, You just pulled a Britney Spears

  • 24 22
    Submitted by harrysmom on Feb 25, 12 at 12:33pm

    Is this from one of Brittany spears' friends?

  • 32 38
    Submitted by JesusCaesar on Jun 1, 11 at 11:41pm

    Now THAT'S a bad night hahaha

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:50pm

    Cuntcuntcuntcunt! Like 'em!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:11pm

    brrrrittttneyy speaaars

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:46pm

    Please please, if you do not feel loved the way you already are, make friends an they will help you feel loved becuase we all love you -BigBrotherBigSister

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:48am

    12:26am-I was just about to say that! I was wondering to myself why nobody was noticing that! "scissor" *high five*

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:49pm

    Bigbrotherbigsister is a child molesting priest! STOP Touching MEEEEEEEE

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:26am

    you took a scissor?... youre an idiot.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:51pm

    Once upon a time space continuum there was a little red choo on your food processors chop the wood work is gratifying and pays well if it isn't my aunt Suzie!