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  • llloolollolo how did hellen keller burn her ear off... she answered the iron how did she burn the other one off... they called back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:25pm
  • i feel bad saying this but helen keller jokes are pretty damn funny :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:47am
  • unless a pic was attached, FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:29am
  • Why cant Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Well 3:44 sometimes there isnt a Jack in the box near people! i have never been to one Nor even ever seen one in Ohio!!!!! altho ive never been to one period,, but still

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Helen Keller. She was deaf dumb and blind till the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:01pm
  • That's what you get for passing over Jack In The Box for the retarded clown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:44pm
  • taco bell messes up my cheesy bean and rice burrito sometimes too, it really upsets me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:38am
  • hahahah this is hillarious im lovin it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:49pm
  • How about some nice dead baby jokes while your at it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:22pm
  • this is so terrible. yet so hilarous at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:22pm
  • roflmfao this is my favorite one to date

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:12pm
  • dude, that's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:13am
  • why can't Helen Keller drive?\n\nshe's dead. :)

    Submitted by lane6 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:05am
  • It was made by Anne Frank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I'm at work and laughed so hard I had to duck under the desk. Came back up, read it again, laughed some more. Thank you, assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:04am
  • Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? Neither did she.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:20am
  • How else did they punish her, leave the plunger in the toilet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I dont't get whether the text was supposed to be about Helen Keller or the fucked up Big Mac... Either way... I laughed =D...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:00am
  • I WAS AS FUCKED AS HELLEN KELLERS SELF PORTRAIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:51am
  • why did helen keller's dog run away? you would too if your name was "eerrooooaawwrrooo"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:02pm
  • hahahaahah! and 4:07 that's funnY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • this should go in the tfln hall of fame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:05am
  • Did you know that Helen Keller had a tree house??\n\nNeither did she :)

    Submitted by pissdonkey32 on Mar 13, 10 at 12:29am
  • so im not the only one! hahah damn i was gonna say what 4:25 said next...beat me to it. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:01pm
  • This reminds me of the Hellen Keller/Anne Frank confusion from Clerks II

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:38am
  • Why were Helen Keller's knees yellow? Her dog was blind, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:35am
  • how did hellen keller's parents punish her? re- arrange the furniture.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:07pm
  • This made my life!! Haha(:

    Submitted by marelann on Jul 18, 11 at 2:18am
  • I don't understand the joke about answering an iron...she's deaf, so she wouldn't hear the ringing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Congrats 12:29 you are now in fact a jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 8:16am
  • lmao i seriously cracked up at 11:51 and 4:07 ....im going to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:18pm
  • hahahahah at 1045 and at 449

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants? So people could read her lips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:41am