Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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6:44 why does everyone think it was written by a guy? lol straight girl to straight girl text
If you're bored, you're boring
Aha I'm not boring at all. Just moved here and haven't found anyone to hang out with
If you think Tampa is bad, you haven't lived in Sarasota...
new tampa is boring as shit
Haha awww, such a good person. I hope you're at least getting laid now...
Tampa is boring and I've only been here three years. Take me back to SoCal please.
how is tampa boring? you need to start going to better places or something
tampa sucks bc the people in tampa suck. and ybor is trashy. i hope it turns into GaYbor soon, they will bring more class
If you can't find something to do in Tampa, you're too stupid to function.
Everyone here is lying. Tampa is boring, they're just too drunk to realize it.
gasparilla is only one day. the dead city is 364 days a year.
for real 11:52! gasparilla is awesome!
tampa is only fun if you know the right people.
if your friends are lame, tampa sucks
if your friends are crazy bitches, tampa is awesome.
agreed with the op. tampa sucks
Tampa sucks dick! you gotta know just the right people or else youre fucked
Tampa? Florida? Do you have the right city?
tampa is super boring, if it makes your feel better, st pete is worse
Wow. Nice guy.
If i can't get laid, i drag my friends down with me.
I'm that kind of person
yeah I definitely heard this one somewhere.... oh well. still funny! :)
hahaha repin the 813. my advice to you my friend is to explore ybor. ;)
dude i live in tampa and freakin love it here. i dont know what you guys do with your time
what a generous person.
Hell yeah Tampa is boring as shit.
My friend, you sound like you'd be an amazing wing-man!
The only good thing about living in Tampa is wherever you vacation to, it's better than Tampa.
hahaaaaa agree with 9:17. she texted it to meeeee
ybor city and the like, & shut up if you're under 18, because at the point you can't do shit to begin with
Tampa really does suck if you're 16. Boring as hell.
try fucking leesburg. god awful. full of elderly blinker-leaver-oners.
Tampa is better than BFE anywhere else. Das Katya, I am not incognito.
I read "laid" as "paid". Made it that much funnier...
How considerate of you, providing your friends that way.
Ha true story. Lived there until I was eleven and then we got the hell out of there.
Isn’t Tampa always where they find the Real World cast member with the enormous rack? At least if you die there, it will be easy for your estate to track women down.
Damn I lived in Tampa all four years of college and had a BLAST!
Tampa is soooooooo boring right now!
try orlando. THE WORST.
^^ I agree with those people up there,
Damn you Roger... Damn you!
What the fuck man??!?
Tampa is so fun!
I just moved to Tampa and I think it is boring as hell...!!!!!
Wow. yall either know the wrong ppl or go to all the wrong places in tampa. i have a blast here and get laid all the time.
@5:52 I just want to go to their funeral.
Tampa is the shit. Don't know what you guys are talking about.
There is nothing in tampa. Which is why you have to make your own fun. right people and whatnot. although that sounds like a freaking amazing funeral
why do i feel like my friend wrote this??
and tampa is fun, if you make it fun.
I want to be your friend.
Tampa rocks! Channelside? Ybor? Maybe OP is only 16... then it might be boring.
Pshhhh Tampa kicks ass. If you can't think of anything to do in tampa then youre just a boeuf person and would be bored no matter where you were.
Tampa is only fun if you didn't grow up there. If you did, then you can't wait to get the hell out
LMAOO i love ppl from Tampa
Just moved here as well. This place is great for hookups! You make it what it is, Either it is fun or not. Clearwater and Dunedin is a blast!
11:18 hell yeah bro!!!! Clearwater and Dunedin are the shit!!
are you kidding me?! tampa is fucking good times!! gasparilla?? you get to wear an eyepatch and drink in public----I fucking LOVE tampa! dude, find better friends