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  • @ 3:14 i agree and 3:54 i'm a girl.....but thanks:) --3:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:40pm
  • who says a girl wrote this???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:43pm
  • 2:47PM get the fuck off this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:27pm
  • all horses have Horse Cocks.........food for thought ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Dick size isn't the utimate win... I'm well above average and pierced....repedately.....dosn't really help as much as I hoped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:10pm
  • reminds me of my bf...a keeper for sure. ;O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:26pm
  • ....what is he doing later?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I got a baby dick....8 pounds 4ouces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:48am
  • Excessively hung dudes like me love it when our girlfriends/wives/friends-with-benefits say stuff like this about us to their friends. It's funny to hear the reactions and see how the friends' behavior around us changes afterwards. (Plus, if things go downhill later, you've got references!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:12pm
  • ohh... what a classy, classy lady.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:16pm
  • No way. I have a huge dick, and I've never won the lottery!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:42am
  • fuck that! if he's hung like a horse i'd have it in one of my holes at all times - while i sleep too - hopefully he cums in buckets too - major score!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:31pm
  • yes way .... cuz i have a huge dick and everytime a broad sees it she says "BINGO!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 3:54 sure is protesting rather strongly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:14pm
  • does he have any brothers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:01pm
  • hahaha sounds like my boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:06pm
  • damn this just lowers my confidence about being an average guy, gotta make it up for it somehow though...but guys say the same about chicks boobs, and i guess it s a rather nice surprise for the ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 2:10 the piercings cancel out the size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 2:10 that's because pierced cocks are frightening and also maybe if you knew how to use it it would be better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:37pm
  • maybe she just likes horse cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:32am
  • 2:31, you are a major slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Whoever this is please send me his number!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Way to piggy back 5:32pm. Idiot. Why not just type "ME TOO!".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Dick size isn't the utimate win... I'm well above average and pierced....repedately.....dosn't really help as much as I hoped. June 24, 2009 2:10PM maybe it didn't help because you can't spell repeatedly June 24, 2009 3:42PM I agree, this is most likely an issue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:32pm
  • 2:47 what wrong with finding a sizable one? they are rare

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:49pm
  • did he at least show some charm before you went for the aformentioned 'horse cock'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Like, he has one in a jar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:24pm
  • lmfaooo I could so imagine one of my friends saying thisss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:13am
  • yea but dont u hate it when u run into that 1 girl that doesnt even wanna let u fuck her with it. i mean its great to see a females eyes get wider as they begin to bite there lower lip upon seeing it. but a few wont even get near it. they get all quiet and just wanna talk at that point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Haha this is my home town and I know some one with that Nick name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Delicious. Let me have a ride next.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:41pm
  • then it was definitely a good night. 2:33, where the fuck do you get your girls? a lutheran church?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Dick size isn't the utimate win... I'm well above average and pierced....repedately.....dosn't really help as much as I hoped. June 24, 2009 2:10PM maybe it didn't help because you can't spell repeatedly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:42pm
  • this was totally said about me ;) haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:09pm
  • 6:17- agreed, who the fuck actually does that anyways?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:33pm
  • so it moves in and out on it's own without any pelvis thrusting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:33pm
  • LOL, love it! If he knew how to use it, start cooking meals and keeping him around!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Huge dicks are like winning the lottery! 8:05, at least if guys like girls with big tits they can tell, without looking like a creeper/perv.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:39pm
  • "ME TOO!" wouldn't make any sense as a response, 5:35. "Agreed" or "Definitely" would work, but "ME TOO!" would have made 5:32 seem as stupid as you do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:03pm
  • I'd prefer to be hung like a Shetland pony...their shit literally touches the ground when they hard-on. Now that's something to Brag about

    Submitted by fupaluv on May 24, 11 at 1:46pm