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  • 94 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:00pm

    1:28: The guy wants to do some Harry Potter / Ron Weasley stuff. The OP needs a plausible excuse to disapparate, so he or she is asking the friend to call, act hysterical, and give the necessary excuse to get out.

  • 92 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:39pm

    This looks like something off of MLIA...except, subject fled in terror rather than said "I knew I picked him for a reason"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:34pm

    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:56pm

    I remember that 1:34! He got that girl twice!

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:50pm

    1:34 you can't rush good pizza

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:08am

    I wish I could press "bad night" multiple times!

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:07pm

    Wand is probably the least obnoxious thing a guy could call his dick.

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:17am

    LMAO What a loser, hope you got away

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:32pm

    i totally pushed "good night" because it was so much fail

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:06pm

    WOW. This is why good friends are priceless.

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:33pm

    hahahaha wtff? thats the weirdest forplay ever...ew...

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:42pm

    I hope your friend called. What a loser that guy was!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:47pm

    BAAAANNNNGGG HHHHIIIIIMMMM

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:59pm

    God dammit Manitoba!! This is the second one today. And while reading it I had a feeling this was either from Ontario or...Manitoba.

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:01pm

    OP did you make white magick with his wand?

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:21am

    ive done this before ha

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:11pm

    duuude run the fuck away now!!!

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:28pm

    I'm confused! Someone please explain this text to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:05pm

    RUN AWAY NOW! that guy= lozer. and dont look back.