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  • This looks like something off of MLIA...except, subject fled in terror rather than said "I knew I picked him for a reason"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 1:28: The guy wants to do some Harry Potter / Ron Weasley stuff. The OP needs a plausible excuse to disapparate, so he or she is asking the friend to call, act hysterical, and give the necessary excuse to get out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:00pm
  • I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I wish I could press "bad night" multiple times!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:08am
  • I remember that 1:34! He got that girl twice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Wand is probably the least obnoxious thing a guy could call his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:07pm
  • LMAO What a loser, hope you got away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:17am
  • OP did you make white magick with his wand?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:01pm
  • hahahaha wtff? thats the weirdest forplay ever...ew...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:33pm
  • ive done this before ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:21am
  • I hope your friend called. What a loser that guy was!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:42pm
  • i totally pushed "good night" because it was so much fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:32pm
  • WOW. This is why good friends are priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:06pm
  • God dammit Manitoba!! This is the second one today. And while reading it I had a feeling this was either from Ontario or...Manitoba.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:59pm
  • BAAAANNNNGGG HHHHIIIIIMMMM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:47pm
  • 1:34 you can't rush good pizza

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:50pm
  • RUN AWAY NOW! that guy= lozer. and dont look back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:05pm
  • I'm confused! Someone please explain this text to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:28pm
  • duuude run the fuck away now!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:11pm