Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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5:08...i don't understand why guys think that girls just got fucked and used. ten bucks she just fucked and used you. go ahead everyone, call me a whore or a skank.
i do that ALL THE TIME. then i forward it to all my friends. hahahahaha!
seriously? he got a refill in the spank bank when you showed your "boobs" while all you got is less space to save crap on your phone...i think he made out on this one!
hahah i definitely don't care when i get "used". i just want the sex.
yes!!!! it doesn't turn me on, it just makes me laugh!
thank you, 5:15. why do guys assume they're the only ones who can fuck and run, and the girl will cry over them or something? i fuck and run as much as they do.
Or a small joke, depending.
Lmfao some of you people are fucking retarded.
Some guys don't care about being "used"; some do.
Some girls don't care about being "used"; some do.
End of story. Stop being sexist retards who think that every single one of the millions of women/men on earth are the exact same.
Hundred bucks says 5:59 has never fucked a sober conscious and willing woman.
all the time, its funny cause they think you'll send one back ...
Seriously! Sometimes we all just need a good fuck....that's all
6:00, are you saying that your dick is small? more zoom would mean you want like, a lens that can capture something small and far away, right?
I think most men are happy to have one night stands while only some women are. Great for those some, but most want the emotional crap.
I find this extremely entertaining. it doesn't turn me on in the least bit, but it seems to the turn the guy on A LOT. Which works to my advantage later that night...
i totally agree, 5:15. i'm using every guy that i fuck just as much as they're using me.
amen 7:34. in my experience, women are much better at dealing with emotion than guys are.
the reason guys fuck me is because of my boobs and my willingness to blow them. i don't care about any deep reason. the only bond is the developing friendship between the guy's dick and my vagina.
5:08, not if she gets satisfaction out of the banging. then it's a tie game.
because guys dont care they are getting used. girls have emotions or something. so it mattters. i guess. at any rate, stay classy knoxville.
No just no but I do like butt pics
lol. yes yes yes. i laugh every time.
^(sorry, had to type like that to get it past censors)^
you can't be that much of a straight guy if you make fun of girls who like 1 night stands. Everyone loves to get fucked!
Can someone please enlighten me as to why people request/send these texts? I don't understand this phenomenon haha
Also, in terms of the whole female attachment debate... all I can say is that oxytocin's a bitch.
this entire thread needs therapy.
im not a whore. i dont get paid.
I love one night stands, but I would never date someone who likes to/ has done them.
10:13 is a bitter bitter man who's sad his small dick pic got passed to half the town
5:15 I have no problem with being used. Mutual-using is an awesome situation.
i was the girl who started it. and of all the guys i've slept with i can say i've only gotten attached to 3 of them. the rest were simply ass. and it's ridiculous for girls to get that reputation, and guys can do what they want. this is why i don't care... because guys are ignorant assholes who i really don't want a relationship with.
LOL Did it yesterday!
especially when there all like ya its huge, and it turns out to be like 3 inches.
TOTALLY! guys have no problem doing it either!! idk i dont think it's cheating etc cos it doesnt turn me on at all.
i had a guy friend do this, and accused me of cheating. wtvr
sweeet jesus, does no one use sex for it's intended meaning anymore??? For two people who love each other? I am 18 years old and I've had sex with on person my current boyfriends who I love. I lost my virginity to him because I love him, I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't love let along know! Girls who say you don't mind getting used for sex, fine but don't expect guys to want to date you when you've been ridden more than a damn subway. Have some class yeah?
I think the fact that I don't really give a damn is a nice touch
Go to craigslist
pretend to be a chick
get dick pics
send them out as yours
wait... my cunning plan.. it has a flaw!
I could send a dick picture but I need a lens with more zoom to capture all the glory.
6:00 (the first one) more zoom would mean it's small, moron. Camera fail.
Dick pics are hilarious. Me and my friends always fwd them 2 each other everytime we get one sent 2 us. Its just a huge f'n joke 2 me
5:11, i know! i was like, "why are you getting pissed at me? i just showed you my boobs!" he claimed that i corrupted him or something.
YES. and then i forward it to my friend. we have a mutual agreement that we send any and all wee wee pics to each other.
Yes! More than once. Lmao
Loos vagina is loose.
i get that, 5:19 and 5:21, but plenty of girls don't care and just want the sex, too. i just don't get why people like 5:08 assume it's a "win" to never call a girl again. Maybe she doesn't care if you call her.
Umm, yes- I do! Its amazing how many of them will!!!
HAHAHAHA @ whoever said guys don't mind being used. You ALL have repressed emotional baggage that you love to brag about not having. We women love to laugh about this while we powder our noses and change our tampons together.
Figure out your own twisted identity problems and stop assuming things about the other gender.
It's funny how girls are talking about how guys sending dick pix are ugly and funny, when we all wish you would stop thinking your floppy arbys roast beef pussy pix are sexy. Send me a sexy pose where you don't look like you just got shit in the crotch with a 12 guage and I'll be happier.
It's best when you get them from trying to get you to send them a naked pic to them sending you one!
true that8:25....get some humor 8:12
I agree. Can't say I've ever cried or been saddened by a one night stand, not calling me again. That usually why I don't give them my number, cause I DON'T want them calling again. I kinda thought that was the point. Whenever you give a guy your number they get all attached, clingy and keep calling all the time. Ugh
Bitter why would I be bitter? It may be small but u still called. My motto is its ok to have a small car as long as u know how to drive it. And girls like u always make sure I have a garage to park it in. So bitter not at all. U sending out my pic is more like free advertising. Just don't be bitter when u find out I am fucking your friends. Remember u sent the pic not me
hahaha I actually do thatt.
What are you going to say when you find out he has been banging your sister?
dude i do, its hysterical to see how many not attractive dicks are out there attatched to super cocky men.
my friend sends me dick pix all the time with high hopes.....it does nothing for me but outbarass me, yes outbarass- opposite of imbarass.
dont make fun of my grammar, i'm well aware.
723 uhmm sex is for marriage, so dont be talking like your classsyy.
aaaahahahahahahaha this whole thing has provided much entertainment for me
559 are you ge0rg3 s0din1?
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
uh, 5:59, if i'm laughing at your dick picture you best believe i don't give a fuck if you call me next week.
Yes. I have a collection.
totallyy have done that ahhaha
They always do. You don't even need to ask. It's like "Um thanks? WTF am I supposed to do with a picture of your dick? "
OH MY GOD. im so glad im not alone
I thought someone would never ask!
Um, 7:23... the "intended meaning" of sex is for reproduction. You do know that, right?
yeah, i've had sex with this guy who is known for being the biggest asshole ever and trust me, i just did it for the sex. no way was i ever going to date him. hey, he had a cock and i wanted sex. that's it.
5:35. Typically people do it themselves to make it look like someone actually cares.
My dick is like a roller coaster. You only get a picture after you ride ;D
I had a collection. and would laugh about them with my friends.
but then i got a new phone and now have to start a new collection.
Yes. Dick pictures are the WORST and so hilarious. Fucking love it.
6:24, he was trying to make a joke about his dick being big. he wasn't literally trying to brag.
i thought that fact that this text had 69 replies when i read it was a nice touch.
Hey to all you girls that think your so clever and giggle and share your cock picks. Guys don't send pics unless they get them and news flash we share too. And every girl that has sent me a pic or got a pic from me I have fucked so regardless of how funny you think it is it still gets your panties laying on my floor. So I will let you chuckle to hear you scream my name any day.
P.S. Don't laugh to hard or I will piss in your butt. Ha ha oh yes we will see who is laughing then.
7:23am I'm not sure the percentage, but chances are you're not going to end up with this High School sweetheart of yours. Then your 1 will turn to 2 and then 2 to 4 and so on and so forth. Not a big deal but don't knock people with multiple partners, as long as you're being safe, nothing wrong with fucking your life away, LITERALLY : ) Gracias
Who cares if they send it around. The only reason I send it out is to brag about it
a guy just sent me one...i dont think ive ever laughed this hard! and he said "my dick is yours right now. you own me." ive never even had sex with him! lmao its so not a turn on... just makes me laugh
5:59, you probably don't even fuck anyone. or you're the one crying when you don't get a call/number.
God Damn, I bet every single one of the girls who said they don't care if they are getting used do care. How pathetic can you be? Why would you want to be with someone who is using you for sex HELLLLOOOO. It's no wonder girls get the reputation. I don't believe any one who says they don't mind getting used for sex.
hahaahahahah this is so amusing to see all the arguing...as a guy, ive sent dick pics and i could care less if you show them to other people, im confient enough in myself, but im my experience, women do care more about a guy showing their "sexy" poses to other guys...and i think the picture sending thing is more about the ability to brag about getting the other person to send them
hahaha yes. especially really nerdy guys. i know this guy who got pissed at me for "seducing" him because i convinced him to send me a dick pic by showing him my boobs.
Lolol. You all need therapy.
Gee, I've never had to MAKE a guy send a dick picture. It's always been voluntary on their part. Epic win!
hahahahha/ seriously, i could careless what you a guy's penis looks like.. it's ugly regardless, funny to get the picture and show everyone else. all that matter is that you know how to use it.
and girls know how to just fuck and run.. sometimes we are more of the guy than the guy is.
Thats not kool i did that for some bitch and somehow she sent the pics to my fuckin little brothers email
I don't know if I should say "eww" or "whore"
Hahaha I dared someone to draw a smiley face on his and send a pic
any girls want a pic?
Hahah. Yes, i've done that before
5:15 you're a skank.
a zoom lens makes things bigger AND smaller!.
9:09, it's a MUTUAL using. both parties are using each other. it's like if your neighbor walks your dog and then you walk your neighbor's dog.
guys want girls to care, apparently? haha. oh and plenty of guys have sent me pictures of their dick w/o me sending or showing anything, takes a little convincing to get them to do it but they do. its just amusing to see if i can get them to. and as of now, ive never gotten turned down in the end.
8:25 pm Aug 17: I'm 5:59 and all women I have fucked have been sober, conscious and willing. And you're one of the bitches that probably got dumped and said she didn't care...but did care and now is just bitter
hahah story of my life
Why do so many chics want to see shriveled little boy dicks!?? Gross.....
The only reason women get that reputation is because feeble-minded boys think it's a boost to their man-ego to believe that the girl they hit-and-quit is sobbing over it. So they make up bullshit stories about getting stalked by a weeping one night stand until everybody believes it.
Makes me glad I'm too old to be lumped in with them anymore. Just barely too old, but getting past usual college age seems to be the cut off point for women assuming guys are gonna be like that.
1:17 said it perfectly
it's funnier when you bang a girl you send a dick picture too, then never call her again.
men 1...women 0
5:49 - that's disappointing. i was hoping for a better reason why 5:23 got thumbs down after saying essentially the same thing as a bunch of girls got thumbs up.
6:11, nah, i think he meant that his dick was big and failed. nice try.
I guess that's just what sluts do.
I have an entire folder on my phone sadly. but it's just so hilarious.
girls lie....they claim to fuck and run but in the end, they are needy creatures and NEED to feel that the guy fucked them because of some deep reason. The reason we fuck them is because they open their legs. If Girl A won't do it, Girls B thru Z will. Girls are more emotional and feel that when they spread their legs there is some bond that forms with them and the guy. And they get hurt when they find that there is no bond. And claim that they didn't care, even tho they are sniffling inside
sometimes i wonder who "thumbs down"s these things.