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  • 5:08...i don't understand why guys think that girls just got fucked and used. ten bucks she just fucked and used you. go ahead everyone, call me a whore or a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:15pm
  • i do that ALL THE TIME. then i forward it to all my friends. hahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:31pm
  • seriously? he got a refill in the spank bank when you showed your "boobs" while all you got is less space to save crap on your phone...i think he made out on this one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:11pm
  • hahah i definitely don't care when i get "used". i just want the sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:23pm
  • thank you, 5:15. why do guys assume they're the only ones who can fuck and run, and the girl will cry over them or something? i fuck and run as much as they do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:19pm
  • yes!!!! it doesn't turn me on, it just makes me laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Or a small joke, depending.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:59pm
  • all the time, its funny cause they think you'll send one back ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Lmfao some of you people are fucking retarded. Some guys don't care about being "used"; some do. Some girls don't care about being "used"; some do. End of story. Stop being sexist retards who think that every single one of the millions of women/men on earth are the exact same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Seriously! Sometimes we all just need a good fuck....that's all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Hundred bucks says 5:59 has never fucked a sober conscious and willing woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:25pm
  • I find this extremely entertaining. it doesn't turn me on in the least bit, but it seems to the turn the guy on A LOT. Which works to my advantage later that night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I think most men are happy to have one night stands while only some women are. Great for those some, but most want the emotional crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 6:00, are you saying that your dick is small? more zoom would mean you want like, a lens that can capture something small and far away, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:07pm
  • 5:08, not if she gets satisfaction out of the banging. then it's a tie game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:11pm
  • amen 7:34. in my experience, women are much better at dealing with emotion than guys are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:41pm
  • the reason guys fuck me is because of my boobs and my willingness to blow them. i don't care about any deep reason. the only bond is the developing friendship between the guy's dick and my vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:06pm
  • i totally agree, 5:15. i'm using every guy that i fuck just as much as they're using me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • lol. yes yes yes. i laugh every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:04am
  • you can't be that much of a straight guy if you make fun of girls who like 1 night stands. Everyone loves to get fucked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:45pm
  • 10:13 is a bitter bitter man who's sad his small dick pic got passed to half the town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:12pm
  • because guys dont care they are getting used. girls have emotions or something. so it mattters. i guess. at any rate, stay classy knoxville.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:21pm
  • I love one night stands, but I would never date someone who likes to/ has done them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:59pm
  • ^(sorry, had to type like that to get it past censors)^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:48pm
  • LOL Did it yesterday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:39pm
  • 5:15 I have no problem with being used. Mutual-using is an awesome situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:42pm
  • i was the girl who started it. and of all the guys i've slept with i can say i've only gotten attached to 3 of them. the rest were simply ass. and it's ridiculous for girls to get that reputation, and guys can do what they want. this is why i don't care... because guys are ignorant assholes who i really don't want a relationship with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:28pm
  • this entire thread needs therapy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:12pm
  • No just no but I do like butt pics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:11am
  • especially when there all like ya its huge, and it turns out to be like 3 inches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:21am
  • Go to craigslist pretend to be a chick get dick pics send them out as yours profit... wait... my cunning plan.. it has a flaw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Can someone please enlighten me as to why people request/send these texts? I don't understand this phenomenon haha Also, in terms of the whole female attachment debate... all I can say is that oxytocin's a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:46am
  • I could send a dick picture but I need a lens with more zoom to capture all the glory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:00pm
  • sweeet jesus, does no one use sex for it's intended meaning anymore??? For two people who love each other? I am 18 years old and I've had sex with on person my current boyfriends who I love. I lost my virginity to him because I love him, I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't love let along know! Girls who say you don't mind getting used for sex, fine but don't expect guys to want to date you when you've been ridden more than a damn subway. Have some class yeah?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:23am
  • im not a whore. i dont get paid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:35pm
  • TOTALLY! guys have no problem doing it either!! idk i dont think it's cheating etc cos it doesnt turn me on at all. i had a guy friend do this, and accused me of cheating. wtvr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:33am
  • Dick pics are hilarious. Me and my friends always fwd them 2 each other everytime we get one sent 2 us. Its just a huge f'n joke 2 me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:51pm
  • YES. and then i forward it to my friend. we have a mutual agreement that we send any and all wee wee pics to each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I think the fact that I don't really give a damn is a nice touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:00am
  • 6:00 (the first one) more zoom would mean it's small, moron. Camera fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Loos vagina is loose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:59am
  • Yes! More than once. Lmao

    Submitted by krazykid420 on Jun 6, 10 at 12:42am
  • 5:11, i know! i was like, "why are you getting pissed at me? i just showed you my boobs!" he claimed that i corrupted him or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I agree. Can't say I've ever cried or been saddened by a one night stand, not calling me again. That usually why I don't give them my number, cause I DON'T want them calling again. I kinda thought that was the point. Whenever you give a guy your number they get all attached, clingy and keep calling all the time. Ugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:05pm
  • hahaha I actually do thatt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:07pm
  • i get that, 5:19 and 5:21, but plenty of girls don't care and just want the sex, too. i just don't get why people like 5:08 assume it's a "win" to never call a girl again. Maybe she doesn't care if you call her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:40pm
  • It's best when you get them from trying to get you to send them a naked pic to them sending you one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:12am
  • It's funny how girls are talking about how guys sending dick pix are ugly and funny, when we all wish you would stop thinking your floppy arbys roast beef pussy pix are sexy. Send me a sexy pose where you don't look like you just got shit in the crotch with a 12 guage and I'll be happier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Figure out your own twisted identity problems and stop assuming things about the other gender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:39pm
  • uh, 5:59, if i'm laughing at your dick picture you best believe i don't give a fuck if you call me next week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:00pm
  • 723 uhmm sex is for marriage, so dont be talking like your classsyy.

    Submitted by nikkibev on Feb 28, 10 at 12:59am
  • dude i do, its hysterical to see how many not attractive dicks are out there attatched to super cocky men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:38am
  • Umm, yes- I do! Its amazing how many of them will!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:14pm
  • my friend sends me dick pix all the time with high hopes.....it does nothing for me but outbarass me, yes outbarass- opposite of imbarass. dont make fun of my grammar, i'm well aware.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:06pm
  • 8:11. What are you going to say when you find out he has been banging your sister?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:05pm
  • true that8:25....get some humor 8:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:31pm
  • totallyy have done that ahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:45pm
  • aaaahahahahahahaha this whole thing has provided much entertainment for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:16am
  • I'm 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Bitter why would I be bitter? It may be small but u still called. My motto is its ok to have a small car as long as u know how to drive it. And girls like u always make sure I have a garage to park it in. So bitter not at all. U sending out my pic is more like free advertising. Just don't be bitter when u find out I am fucking your friends. Remember u sent the pic not me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:02am
  • 559 are you ge0rg3 s0din1?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:48pm
  • HAHAHAHA @ whoever said guys don't mind being used. You ALL have repressed emotional baggage that you love to brag about not having. We women love to laugh about this while we powder our noses and change our tampons together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:34pm
  • yeah, i've had sex with this guy who is known for being the biggest asshole ever and trust me, i just did it for the sex. no way was i ever going to date him. hey, he had a cock and i wanted sex. that's it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Yes. Dick pictures are the WORST and so hilarious. Fucking love it.

    Submitted by viAutumn on Sep 26, 11 at 11:48am
  • 5:35. Typically people do it themselves to make it look like someone actually cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:49pm
  • My dick is like a roller coaster. You only get a picture after you ride ;D

    Submitted by Deschamps on Aug 29, 11 at 2:07am
  • Um, 7:23... the "intended meaning" of sex is for reproduction. You do know that, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:01pm
  • I had a collection. and would laugh about them with my friends. but then i got a new phone and now have to start a new collection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:55pm
  • I thought someone would never ask!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Yes. I have a collection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:33am
  • OH MY GOD. im so glad im not alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:13am
  • They always do. You don't even need to ask. It's like "Um thanks? WTF am I supposed to do with a picture of your dick? "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:27am
  • God Damn, I bet every single one of the girls who said they don't care if they are getting used do care. How pathetic can you be? Why would you want to be with someone who is using you for sex HELLLLOOOO. It's no wonder girls get the reputation. I don't believe any one who says they don't mind getting used for sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Who cares if they send it around. The only reason I send it out is to brag about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:20pm
  • 7:23am I'm not sure the percentage, but chances are you're not going to end up with this High School sweetheart of yours. Then your 1 will turn to 2 and then 2 to 4 and so on and so forth. Not a big deal but don't knock people with multiple partners, as long as you're being safe, nothing wrong with fucking your life away, LITERALLY : ) Gracias

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:25am
  • hahaha yes. especially really nerdy guys. i know this guy who got pissed at me for "seducing" him because i convinced him to send me a dick pic by showing him my boobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Gee, I've never had to MAKE a guy send a dick picture. It's always been voluntary on their part. Epic win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:11am
  • Lolol. You all need therapy.

    Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 12, 10 at 7:09pm
  • i thought that fact that this text had 69 replies when i read it was a nice touch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:33am
  • 6:24, he was trying to make a joke about his dick being big. he wasn't literally trying to brag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:25pm
  • 5:59, you probably don't even fuck anyone. or you're the one crying when you don't get a call/number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:15pm
  • I don't know if I should say "eww" or "whore"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:12pm
  • hahahahha/ seriously, i could careless what you a guy's penis looks like.. it's ugly regardless, funny to get the picture and show everyone else. all that matter is that you know how to use it. and girls know how to just fuck and run.. sometimes we are more of the guy than the guy is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:17am
  • Thats not kool i did that for some bitch and somehow she sent the pics to my fuckin little brothers email

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:40am
  • a guy just sent me one...i dont think ive ever laughed this hard! and he said "my dick is yours right now. you own me." ive never even had sex with him! lmao its so not a turn on... just makes me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:53pm
  • hahaahahahah this is so amusing to see all the arguing...as a guy, ive sent dick pics and i could care less if you show them to other people, im confient enough in myself, but im my experience, women do care more about a guy showing their "sexy" poses to other guys...and i think the picture sending thing is more about the ability to brag about getting the other person to send them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:16am
  • Hey to all you girls that think your so clever and giggle and share your cock picks. Guys don't send pics unless they get them and news flash we share too. And every girl that has sent me a pic or got a pic from me I have fucked so regardless of how funny you think it is it still gets your panties laying on my floor. So I will let you chuckle to hear you scream my name any day. P.S. Don't laugh to hard or I will piss in your butt. Ha ha oh yes we will see who is laughing then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:13pm
  • any girls want a pic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:34am
  • Hahah. Yes, i've done that before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:35pm
  • 5:15 you're a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Hahaha I dared someone to draw a smiley face on his and send a pic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:36pm
  • guys want girls to care, apparently? haha. oh and plenty of guys have sent me pictures of their dick w/o me sending or showing anything, takes a little convincing to get them to do it but they do. its just amusing to see if i can get them to. and as of now, ive never gotten turned down in the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:47am
  • 9:09, it's a MUTUAL using. both parties are using each other. it's like if your neighbor walks your dog and then you walk your neighbor's dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 8:25 pm Aug 17: I'm 5:59 and all women I have fucked have been sober, conscious and willing. And you're one of the bitches that probably got dumped and said she didn't care...but did care and now is just bitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:35pm
  • hahah story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:07am
  • 9:28-1 The only reason women get that reputation is because feeble-minded boys think it's a boost to their man-ego to believe that the girl they hit-and-quit is sobbing over it. So they make up bullshit stories about getting stalked by a weeping one night stand until everybody believes it. Makes me glad I'm too old to be lumped in with them anymore. Just barely too old, but getting past usual college age seems to be the cut off point for women assuming guys are gonna be like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:05pm
  • 6:11, nah, i think he meant that his dick was big and failed. nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:17pm
  • a zoom lens makes things bigger AND smaller!.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:22am
  • 1:17 said it perfectly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:10am
  • it's funnier when you bang a girl you send a dick picture too, then never call her again. men 1...women 0

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 5:49 - that's disappointing. i was hoping for a better reason why 5:23 got thumbs down after saying essentially the same thing as a bunch of girls got thumbs up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:51pm
  • I guess that's just what sluts do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Why do so many chics want to see shriveled little boy dicks!?? Gross.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:38am
  • girls lie....they claim to fuck and run but in the end, they are needy creatures and NEED to feel that the guy fucked them because of some deep reason. The reason we fuck them is because they open their legs. If Girl A won't do it, Girls B thru Z will. Girls are more emotional and feel that when they spread their legs there is some bond that forms with them and the guy. And they get hurt when they find that there is no bond. And claim that they didn't care, even tho they are sniffling inside

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I have an entire folder on my phone sadly. but it's just so hilarious.

    Submitted by bigbrown on May 23, 10 at 3:03am
  • sometimes i wonder who "thumbs down"s these things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:35pm