nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
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8:59 obviously hasnt been to britain if he thinks all our accents make us seem smart
@ 9:10, no YOU are wrong, americans have funny accents when they speak other languages AND when in Spain (i'm English) my Spanish friends could differentiate between my and American accents.
Question: Do men find accents as attractive as most women do?
eh...it really depends on the accents. but body type/personality are also taken into effect
I think we've slept with the same person.
haha i am in europe (Amsterdam) and the sweetest accent so far was russian, then italian then scotish, but you cant really understand scotish accent you just have to smile and say yes once in a while...
how many russian chicks have you seen? One? They are not all hot. That is almost the exact opposite of the truth.
^^^^ especially a british one
i LOVE accents. Accents can make up for a lot of things. ie: lack of looks, talent, and personality, even a small penis. It definitely can't make up for the perpetually flaccid one.
Edited for accuracy: "(651): nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis."
there we go!
Russian chicks in the James Bond movies = Hot.
Russian chicks in real life = Leg and armpit hair...
No accent in the world could make up for a small or flaccid penis.... however, amazing oral skills makes it tolerable for very short periods of time.
accents cause a lot of illusions. when standing in line entering the al hambra, the people with british accents discussing art sounded intelligent, the ones with american accents discussing the same thing sounded as if they were trying too hard
No, nothing makes up for a disappointing penis.
which bristish accent? because i can promise you, you will not be aroused by a west country or bristol accent.....
3:45, im from ayrshire!!! here's me thinking nobody from scotland but me was on this site!
but no we really aren't hard to understand unless we say things on purpose to catch foreign people out! haha
1:53 I'm imagining you typing with a scottish accent and i so want you.
I'm an English South African...believe me nothing makes a perpetually flacid penis like something we like to call the dutchman accent...those of you that have been to SA will understand
5:55: look up. Penis means male. Flaccid means no.
Russian girls aren't always hot. Look at me. Now look at my thighs. I win.
this is amazing, so true
@4:33, im scottish and it depends on where abouts you were in scotland!
if you were in the highlands in the aberdeen or inverness area thats understandable, i dont think any one can understand them! but im from a town near glasgow and you shouldn't have had any problems understanding us here!
unfortunately, nothing MAKES a penis small and flaccid quite like a brittish accent...
This may be the funniest and most true TFLN I have ever read... I thought I wrote this same text for a min
even ugly dudes appear more attractive with an accent
@1.26 - right there with you.. I'm from Suffolk. It's horrible. That's why I moved to Scotland, yummy. And no, it's not difficult to understand Scottish accents. At least, not until about 3am on a Friday in Sauchiehall Street. But NO-ONE makes sense then.
Anything is better than our boring same old same old lack of accents here. But I doubt I could get arroused from an Asian or some sort of brutal accent...
British- yes. French- possibly. Italian- definately.
Damn I need to go to Europe.
dumbasses. you ALL have accents to people from other nations. like duh ....
1:53 yeah im from Greenock! i dont think we're that hard to understand
British accents make my penis flaccid. I'll take anything over that, even a fucking boston accent.
Nothing can beat that Irish accent though man! Those dudes are such smooth talkers to begin with...gets me everytime! Ugh I miss IRL!
9:38 you dork, he ment when you speak ENGLISH in spain. Ofcourse youll have accent when youre american that speaks spanish.
American girls will suck anything with an accent.
12.54: Haha totally agree. 8.59 also clearly hasn't heard a Norfolk accent before (for those who do not know: Norfolk is an area of England and so a Norfolk accent is obviously one type of British accent). I challenge anyone to find a less intelligent-sounding accent.
8:25 you are very very stupid (with italian accent). When spanish people hear you talk, it doesnt sound like an accent its just other lang for them. You sound like u have an accent only to english speaking countries, and there isnt much of them around the world.
Why do americans love the british accent.....might have to move there
I need to find an Australian woman. That's the hottest accent out there
having been to europe--i can truthfully say this is correct (it even makes up for not being circumcised)
i'd say a guy with an irish accent could pretty much convince me to do anything.
i think not.
I am a guy, and i hate girls with accent, mayyyyybe i'll like russian 'cuz usualy the girls are hot. But thats a big maybe... So even as a guy i love to hear only guys with accent. Damn foreigners taking all the hot pussys ! (=
Only italian, german, & russian for me. Gotta love a thick man with those accents
hahaha this is my fav tfln SO TRUE!!
Eh. I know a couple women who love my Scottish accent more than an English one
I think I know this guy...
It depends on the Irish accent. Accents from Dublin, Galway and other major cities in the Republic: hooooot. Accents from Belfast and Derry: hooooo-...wait, what did you say?