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  • 10:11 do u really think cell phones would have existed without the telephone first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:16am
  • Fantastic!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:21am
  • Bahahaha. Love it!

    Submitted by allysson on Jun 25, 10 at 12:11pm
  • This is gold - all you fucking losers who wrote first with nothing valuable to say, I hope you die. That is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:07am
  • I'd totally fuck a whore with a cell phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:04am
  • Sigma Pi pledges say that too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Technically Martin cooper from motorola invented the cell phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:15am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:47am
  • Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:23am
  • It's Janice Rossi. 2R Janice Rossi is nuttin but whore. Is this the superintendent you have a whore living in your biulding 2R Janice Rossi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:19pm
  • You capitalized Alexander Graham Bell, but not God?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:46am
  • Obviously the op has their priorities straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:36pm
  • By the grace of God and ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell you have been placed in contact with the _____ Chapter of the international fraternity of ___ ___ ___. This is Pledge ____ How may I be of service to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:56am
  • I didn't realize Bell invented cell phones. Must have missed the part that he TEXTED Watson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:11am
  • Fuck ypu and your obscure invention knowledge. History is a popularity contest and bell won. To the sender. Slow building clap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Dianne rossy, you are nothing but a whore - what movie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:19am
  • Alpha phi, lambda beta fuck all u hoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:29am
  • best text ever until he fucked up the word "possible". that totally ruined it for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:17pm
  • let's have some details about what makes the bitch a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:33am
  • This shit's weak, son. WEAK!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:07am
  • i'm calling FAKE on this text message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:34am
  • So, this one time, I was on a cell phone, and I went into a tunnel, and I lost the connection. It's okay, though, I was talking to my mother, and wanted to end the conversation without sounding like a douche. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:58am
  • Where's my money? -Kermit the Frog (pimp version)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:46am
  • Rejection with style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:23am
  • Ahaha... I LOVES IT x)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Yeh 10 23, go fuck your dad in the shower too. The cell phone was made possible by JAMES CLERK MAXWELL. Bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Alexander Graham Bell didn't even invent the telephone. Someone else did but didn't have the money to push it, so Bell got the rights to it and then all the credit. Just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Dear 10:23, go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Ahh brings back pledge memories :)

    Submitted by 5862 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:41pm
  • The concept is cute but the OP should have used the inventor of the cellphone. Would have made more sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:20am
  • It loses alot of glory with the misspelled possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:55am
  • Because, 10:46, Alexander Graham Bell is real, god is not.

    Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 22, 10 at 9:04am