By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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10:11 do u really think cell phones would have existed without the telephone first?
Bahahaha. Love it!
I'd totally fuck a whore with a cell phone.
This is gold - all you fucking losers who wrote first with nothing valuable to say, I hope you die.
That is all
Technically Martin cooper from motorola invented the cell phone.
back and forth forever
It's Janice Rossi. 2R Janice Rossi is nuttin but whore. Is this the superintendent you have a whore living in your biulding 2R Janice Rossi.
Sigma Pi pledges say that too
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
You capitalized Alexander Graham Bell, but not God?
Obviously the op has their priorities straight.
By the grace of God and ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell you have been placed in contact with the _____ Chapter of the international fraternity of ___ ___ ___. This is Pledge ____ How may I be of service to you?
This shit's weak, son. WEAK!!
let's have some details about what makes the bitch a whore?
i'm calling FAKE on this text message.
Alpha phi, lambda beta fuck all u hoes
Fuck ypu and your obscure invention knowledge. History is a popularity contest and bell won. To the sender. Slow building clap
best text ever until he fucked up the word "possible". that totally ruined it for me
I didn't realize Bell invented cell phones. Must have missed the part that he TEXTED Watson.
So, this one time, I was on a cell phone, and I went into a tunnel, and I lost the connection. It's okay, though, I was talking to my mother, and wanted to end the conversation without sounding like a douche.
Dianne rossy, you are nothing but a whore - what movie?
Dear 10:23, go fuck yourself
Yeh 10 23, go fuck your dad in the shower too.
The cell phone was made possible by JAMES CLERK MAXWELL.
Where's my money?
-Kermit the Frog (pimp version)
Rejection with style
Ahaha... I LOVES IT x)
Ahh brings back pledge memories :)
Alexander Graham Bell didn't even invent the telephone. Someone else did but didn't have the money to push it, so Bell got the rights to it and then all the credit.
The concept is cute but the OP should have used the inventor of the cellphone. Would have made more sense.
It loses alot of glory with the misspelled possible
Because, 10:46, Alexander Graham Bell is real, god is not.