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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:16am

    10:11 do u really think cell phones would have existed without the telephone first?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:04am

    I'd totally fuck a whore with a cell phone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:15am

    Technically Martin cooper from motorola invented the cell phone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:07am

    This is gold - all you fucking losers who wrote first with nothing valuable to say, I hope you die. That is all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:47am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

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    Submitted by allysson on Jun 25, 10 at 12:11pm

    Bahahaha. Love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:36pm

    Obviously the op has their priorities straight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:59pm

    Sigma Pi pledges say that too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:23am

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:33am

    let's have some details about what makes the bitch a whore?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:56am

    By the grace of God and ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell you have been placed in contact with the _____ Chapter of the international fraternity of ___ ___ ___. This is Pledge ____ How may I be of service to you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:11am

    I didn't realize Bell invented cell phones. Must have missed the part that he TEXTED Watson.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:46am

    Where's my money? -Kermit the Frog (pimp version)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:00pm

    Fuck ypu and your obscure invention knowledge. History is a popularity contest and bell won. To the sender. Slow building clap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:37pm

    Ahaha... I LOVES IT x)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:29am

    Alpha phi, lambda beta fuck all u hoes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:19pm

    It's Janice Rossi. 2R Janice Rossi is nuttin but whore. Is this the superintendent you have a whore living in your biulding 2R Janice Rossi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:19am

    Dianne rossy, you are nothing but a whore - what movie?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:20pm

    Dear 10:23, go fuck yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:21am

    Fantastic!!!

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    Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 22, 10 at 9:04am

    Because, 10:46, Alexander Graham Bell is real, god is not.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:58am

    So, this one time, I was on a cell phone, and I went into a tunnel, and I lost the connection. It's okay, though, I was talking to my mother, and wanted to end the conversation without sounding like a douche. -White Guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:07am

    This shit's weak, son. WEAK!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:46am

    You capitalized Alexander Graham Bell, but not God?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:23am

    Rejection with style

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:56pm

    Yeh 10 23, go fuck your dad in the shower too. The cell phone was made possible by JAMES CLERK MAXWELL. Bitches.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:55pm

    Alexander Graham Bell didn't even invent the telephone. Someone else did but didn't have the money to push it, so Bell got the rights to it and then all the credit. Just sayin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:17pm

    best text ever until he fucked up the word "possible". that totally ruined it for me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:34am

    i'm calling FAKE on this text message.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:55am

    It loses alot of glory with the misspelled possible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:20am

    The concept is cute but the OP should have used the inventor of the cellphone. Would have made more sense.

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    Submitted by 5862 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:41pm

    Ahh brings back pledge memories :)