I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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probably not first
Yah 1:42 I agree. Shut the fuck up. No one cares.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
how is 1:32 and 1:33 funny?
Not bad for a freshman or sophomore (I assume). But back in my day I was hording entire 5th of liquor by 2nd semester sophomore year. You got a lot of training to do, son!
Oh I get it! It's funny because it is probably early and trey want to consume alcohol already!
I remember my first beer
@1:42. Dude. You are SO SWEET. Drinking a 5th and still functioning? I wish I could be like you. Fucking frat boy thinks he's so cool by how much he drinks. Probably was drinking a 5th of the watered down vodka from the local convenience store.
Don't worry about it
Fuck you joker. Nobody gives a fuck how you got your stupid ass scars.
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