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  • And to 1:28, aside from a few cities and urban areas, this country is run on car culture. It personally makes me sick, as a cyclist myself (I live in a city where cycling is actually accepted). But most of the country hates bicycles on the road and thinks only little kids ride bikes and when you're 16 your parents buy you a nice shiny car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Do you work for Chuckie Cheese?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:37pm
  • and here i sit trying to picture riding a bicycle without pedals...that would be more impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:19am
  • if segways are the "walking of the future", we're all gonna be fat lazy bastards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:42pm
  • i think this girl like men who burn forest for a living....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:16pm
  • .. All bikes have pedals, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 12:07 calm down you are probably one of those kids except you wear a Power rangers shirt and ride a segway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:28pm
  • As opposed to the bicycles without pedals?? And to those saying to differentiate between those and motorcycles, that would only work if the OP said "bike". Wrong-o.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:25pm
  • "... the kind with mushrooms." "... the kind with moustaches." "... the kind with wings."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Yeah, I don't think anyone is going to confuse "bicycles" with "motorcycles". Now, if she had said "rolled up on a bike" then I would understand, but she didn't and I don't. Stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:07pm
  • If it wasn't the bike part I would be totally looking up the new area code for some of my area to see if the Transformers shirt guy was my friend. He's a high level hockey player, but every couple of weeks some of us discuss the possibility of an intervention for his Transformers shirts. I swear he knows exactly how often he has to wear a non-Transformers shirt to make sure that never happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 12:04: motorcycles, douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:07pm
  • whats wrong with bicycles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:28pm
  • fat people already ride around in scooters, whats next?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:46pm
  • 1:28 is probably a fixie riding hipster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:55pm
  • um, so why are you annoyed? someone asked you out, be happy. if you don't want to take him up on his offer kindly decline and keep it moving. stop bitching

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 1204 I think she was discerning bicycles from motorcycles....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:06pm
  • 12:07 it's 12:04 again. I meant to retype what the OP wrote: "bicycles".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:15pm
  • No you're not that easy nor do you look it. guys just don't understand the concept of leagues. They will try fro everyone until someone bites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:18pm
  • if you have to ask...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Hahahaha. This chick lives near me. What's your number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:45pm
  • just because the nerd gets the girl in the movie... doesn't mean it's going to happen in real life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:56pm
  • segways are awesome!!! Its the walking of the future

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm
  • I think this lady needs to see Clerks2 the part in the managers office about guys that may try harder because they are nontraditional

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Well seeing tht you think bikes shouldn't have pedals you would appear to be easy...

    Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Aug 17, 10 at 9:48pm
  • DERKA MALERKA, DERKA DERKA-STAN JUBBER-POOP MONKOK -YOUR ALL RETARDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:55am
  • its like when people say Indians, Dots or feathers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:22pm
  • reppin' the 443, solid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:52pm
  • nerds are where it's at<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:36pm
  • 12:06 and 12:07's #1 and 2 are all fucking retards. And so is the OP of the text for thinking she had to explain what she meant. Or her friend she was texting is an idiot. Probably both. Like 12:04 said. All bicycles have pedals, dumbass. Motorcycles do not. Also, mopeds DO, and scooters DO NOT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:48pm
  • OP sounds like a bitch to me!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Dec 28, 11 at 8:02am
  • OMG, how does someone think there are bicycles that don't have pedals - hahaha i'm laughing out loud 1:18..how do you know what she looks like?? don't be a playa hata

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:13pm