found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Fuck your white unity minorities ftw
Stellar! On my way!
A pretzel for your thoughts?
I thought it'd be a girl when I read it cause I'd do something like this for sure!!
Hospital checkup room style, nice
stop talking about fucking pretzels
good night? hell thats a great night!
My area code!!! Yaa greater boston area!!! Getting busyyyyy
ashamed to share this area code...
Your a fucking towel
I went to grab an elephant ear but all they had were pretzels.
lol i cant imagine this as a guy.. we dont undress ourselves in that situation! ruins the fun!...besides for all he knows other dudes could go in and then what haha...as for a girl..got nthn to wrry about really
No 8:46. You're a towel
Second door on the right, and straight on 'til morning.
It's a bathroom stall.
Sweet. Good job. Win.
hopefully you remembered the pretzles.
People like this make me feel good about being from mass
In soviet russia the empty one finds you!
At least pretzel dude is creative. You know, he mixes it up and doesn't just say the same thing over and over, like BACON guy. Plus, he almost always has proper spelling and grammar, which is a good thing.
my area code, ashamed
3:48pm...agreed...no one thinks you're funny, clever, cool, etc. pretzel doucher.
East Coast White Unity is in Boston! (Google it!)
Haha yess greater Boston area!
This text was sent to a lucky son of a bitch.
I like this. I think it's a girlllll!
i love the gender anonymity but i automatically assumed this was written by a dude. hope she found ya!!
haha fuck yes @ this. i was staying in a dorm in colorado for a summer and half my floor was empty with open doors. poor magic nightly.
Boston, FTW! So many colleges, so little time...
I had a boyfriend that liked to do stuff like this :) one time he found a house that was being built and wasn't locked and we had sex in the bedroom...odd now that I look back!
Pretzels??? Now i'm fucking starving.
Fuked up thing is,,,,that was my mom txting me :(
or changing room at the gym... been there done that
2:33 - i was thinking an empty bedroom at a party.. but your idea is much more exciting!