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  • Fuck your white unity minorities ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Stellar! On my way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:11pm
  • A pretzel for your thoughts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:08pm
  • I thought it'd be a girl when I read it cause I'd do something like this for sure!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Hospital checkup room style, nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:23pm
  • stop talking about fucking pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:48pm
  • good night? hell thats a great night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:12pm
  • My area code!!! Yaa greater boston area!!! Getting busyyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:07pm
  • ashamed to share this area code...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Your a fucking towel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:46pm
  • I went to grab an elephant ear but all they had were pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:14pm
  • lol i cant imagine this as a guy.. we dont undress ourselves in that situation! ruins the fun!...besides for all he knows other dudes could go in and then what haha...as for a girl..got nthn to wrry about really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:50pm
  • No 8:46. You're a towel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:30am
  • Second door on the right, and straight on 'til morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:10am
  • It's a bathroom stall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Sweet. Good job. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:43pm
  • hopefully you remembered the pretzles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:12pm
  • People like this make me feel good about being from mass

    Submitted by foxracing6622 on May 18, 10 at 9:21pm
  • In soviet russia the empty one finds you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:18pm
  • At least pretzel dude is creative. You know, he mixes it up and doesn't just say the same thing over and over, like BACON guy. Plus, he almost always has proper spelling and grammar, which is a good thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:25pm
  • my area code, ashamed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:27pm
  • 3:48pm...agreed...no one thinks you're funny, clever, cool, etc. pretzel doucher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:07pm
  • East Coast White Unity is in Boston! (Google it!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Haha yess greater Boston area!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:06am
  • This text was sent to a lucky son of a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29am
  • I like this. I think it's a girlllll!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:09pm
  • i love the gender anonymity but i automatically assumed this was written by a dude. hope she found ya!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:40pm
  • haha fuck yes @ this. i was staying in a dorm in colorado for a summer and half my floor was empty with open doors. poor magic nightly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:08am
  • Boston, FTW! So many colleges, so little time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:23pm
  • I had a boyfriend that liked to do stuff like this :) one time he found a house that was being built and wasn't locked and we had sex in the bedroom...odd now that I look back!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:46am
  • Pretzels??? Now i'm fucking starving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Fuked up thing is,,,,that was my mom txting me :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:12pm
  • or changing room at the gym... been there done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:26pm
  • 2:33 - i was thinking an empty bedroom at a party.. but your idea is much more exciting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:27pm