found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Fuck your white unity minorities ftw
Hospital checkup room style, nice
Stellar! On my way!
stop talking about fucking pretzels
I thought it'd be a girl when I read it cause I'd do something like this for sure!!
A pretzel for your thoughts?
ashamed to share this area code...
good night? hell thats a great night!
My area code!!! Yaa greater boston area!!! Getting busyyyyy
In soviet russia the empty one finds you!
People like this make me feel good about being from mass
No 8:46. You're a towel
lol i cant imagine this as a guy.. we dont undress ourselves in that situation! ruins the fun!...besides for all he knows other dudes could go in and then what haha...as for a girl..got nthn to wrry about really
I went to grab an elephant ear but all they had were pretzels.
It's a bathroom stall.
Second door on the right, and straight on 'til morning.
Your a fucking towel
3:48pm...agreed...no one thinks you're funny, clever, cool, etc. pretzel doucher.
Sweet. Good job. Win.
Haha yess greater Boston area!
hopefully you remembered the pretzles.
my area code, ashamed
I had a boyfriend that liked to do stuff like this :) one time he found a house that was being built and wasn't locked and we had sex in the bedroom...odd now that I look back!
East Coast White Unity is in Boston! (Google it!)
This text was sent to a lucky son of a bitch.
I like this. I think it's a girlllll!
At least pretzel dude is creative. You know, he mixes it up and doesn't just say the same thing over and over, like BACON guy. Plus, he almost always has proper spelling and grammar, which is a good thing.
i love the gender anonymity but i automatically assumed this was written by a dude. hope she found ya!!
haha fuck yes @ this. i was staying in a dorm in colorado for a summer and half my floor was empty with open doors. poor magic nightly.
Boston, FTW! So many colleges, so little time...
Pretzels??? Now i'm fucking starving.
Fuked up thing is,,,,that was my mom txting me :(
or changing room at the gym... been there done that
2:33 - i was thinking an empty bedroom at a party.. but your idea is much more exciting!