Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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hahahaha hell yeah brockport, i feel like one of my friends posted a text i sent them in the recent past.
No. Both of those foods satisfy different dietary needs. Listen to your body!
lol let me know how that works out!!
Best thing ever!!!!! ^_^
Gotta love Rochester.
you stay classy, rochester.
585, that's Rochester. That means you're sort of near RIT. If you need dick, theres 6 parts pissed off guys surrounded by 1 part stuck up bitches. Go find one.
one feeds your mouth. the other your pussy. im afraid this wont work. (try a vibrator)
oh my god
So what's the rest of that number...
Shes fucked up if she thinks pasta is the same thing
1:45, you should consider making the world a better place by killing yourself. Nobody loves you. Just do it already.
IT'S ALL PROTEINS BABY
classy lady....wanna get together sometime?
why is someone a whore if theyre horny? that makes no sense
No, she needs to be cloned! not abused
I will vomit on you.
dude... CP (if youre reading this) i know you sent thissss I LOVE YOU... KF
hahahahahahhahahahaha fuckin great!!!!
"I've been replacing sex with food for so long, now even I can't get into my pants."
RIT? ahahaha hell nooo. she's desperate, but hopefully not THAT desperate...although that would be the best place to go to find mad dick...only no one there would actually know how to use theirs
^ can i get in on some of that action?!
2:48, you can get some tree-pruning stuff an muriatic acid, mix em together, and breathe the fumes. You can off your miserable self for less than $10.
where do they make you??
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG I LOVE IT.
2:38 you sound like you need a good gang banging too. Maybe some vaginal and anal ripping. Maybe a little rough face fucking. How's that sound?
i love rochester, way to represent
3:59, the guys at RIT are TOO desperate. I know, I'm friends with them. :(
this is totally fake nobody would really say that. then again thats kind of hard to make up...
yes! rochester, home sweet home
hahahha, i would try bananas or popsicles... or hot dogs... "do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds!!!!!!!"
What a dumb whore. This bitch needs to be gang raped and left for dead.
haha, oh rochester.....the girls like that are classy, am i right??
This person is now my idol.
not a good choice substituting food for dick. it just makes you fat.
clearly fake no one talks like this
Sadly, my best friend thought I said this. It is something I would say ...
To: June 4, 2009 1:45PM
Wow, i can't believe you would say that about someone. you really need to get some help
my best friend said this sometime last year. i said it a month ago. clearly. ppl do talk like this. who the eff do you talk to?
this person is my new hero!! funny shit!!
WOWOWOWOW LMFAO....I can say nothing more, that one made my day more bearable
rochesterrrrr <3 you
even if you are a dude, i want to date you
^ Woah. Get some help.