Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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No. Both of those foods satisfy different dietary needs. Listen to your body!
hahahaha hell yeah brockport, i feel like one of my friends posted a text i sent them in the recent past.
lol let me know how that works out!!
you stay classy, rochester.
one feeds your mouth. the other your pussy. im afraid this wont work. (try a vibrator)
Best thing ever!!!!! ^_^
585, that's Rochester. That means you're sort of near RIT. If you need dick, theres 6 parts pissed off guys surrounded by 1 part stuck up bitches. Go find one.
Shes fucked up if she thinks pasta is the same thing
Gotta love Rochester.
why is someone a whore if theyre horny? that makes no sense
2:38 you sound like you need a good gang banging too. Maybe some vaginal and anal ripping. Maybe a little rough face fucking. How's that sound?
classy lady....wanna get together sometime?
So what's the rest of that number...
I will vomit on you.
1:45, you should consider making the world a better place by killing yourself. Nobody loves you. Just do it already.
No, she needs to be cloned! not abused
dude... CP (if youre reading this) i know you sent thissss I LOVE YOU... KF
RIT? ahahaha hell nooo. she's desperate, but hopefully not THAT desperate...although that would be the best place to go to find mad dick...only no one there would actually know how to use theirs
where do they make you??
3:59, the guys at RIT are TOO desperate. I know, I'm friends with them. :(
oh my god
hahahahahahhahahahaha fuckin great!!!!
this is totally fake nobody would really say that. then again thats kind of hard to make up...
hahahha, i would try bananas or popsicles... or hot dogs... "do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds!!!!!!!"
Sadly, my best friend thought I said this. It is something I would say ...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG I LOVE IT.
2:48, you can get some tree-pruning stuff an muriatic acid, mix em together, and breathe the fumes. You can off your miserable self for less than $10.
"I've been replacing sex with food for so long, now even I can't get into my pants."
not a good choice substituting food for dick. it just makes you fat.
What a dumb whore. This bitch needs to be gang raped and left for dead.
yes! rochester, home sweet home
^ can i get in on some of that action?!
IT'S ALL PROTEINS BABY
To: June 4, 2009 1:45PM
Wow, i can't believe you would say that about someone. you really need to get some help
This person is now my idol.
haha, oh rochester.....the girls like that are classy, am i right??
i love rochester, way to represent
WOWOWOWOW LMFAO....I can say nothing more, that one made my day more bearable
^ Woah. Get some help.
clearly fake no one talks like this
rochesterrrrr <3 you
this person is my new hero!! funny shit!!
my best friend said this sometime last year. i said it a month ago. clearly. ppl do talk like this. who the eff do you talk to?
even if you are a dude, i want to date you