Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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No. Both of those foods satisfy different dietary needs. Listen to your body!
hahahaha hell yeah brockport, i feel like one of my friends posted a text i sent them in the recent past.
lol let me know how that works out!!
one feeds your mouth. the other your pussy. im afraid this wont work. (try a vibrator)
you stay classy, rochester.
585, that's Rochester. That means you're sort of near RIT. If you need dick, theres 6 parts pissed off guys surrounded by 1 part stuck up bitches. Go find one.
Best thing ever!!!!! ^_^
Shes fucked up if she thinks pasta is the same thing
classy lady....wanna get together sometime?
Gotta love Rochester.
why is someone a whore if theyre horny? that makes no sense
No, she needs to be cloned! not abused
So what's the rest of that number...
I will vomit on you.
1:45, you should consider making the world a better place by killing yourself. Nobody loves you. Just do it already.
2:38 you sound like you need a good gang banging too. Maybe some vaginal and anal ripping. Maybe a little rough face fucking. How's that sound?
dude... CP (if youre reading this) i know you sent thissss I LOVE YOU... KF
RIT? ahahaha hell nooo. she's desperate, but hopefully not THAT desperate...although that would be the best place to go to find mad dick...only no one there would actually know how to use theirs
oh my god
3:59, the guys at RIT are TOO desperate. I know, I'm friends with them. :(
where do they make you??
^ can i get in on some of that action?!
"I've been replacing sex with food for so long, now even I can't get into my pants."
hahahahahahhahahahaha fuckin great!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG I LOVE IT.
2:48, you can get some tree-pruning stuff an muriatic acid, mix em together, and breathe the fumes. You can off your miserable self for less than $10.
this is totally fake nobody would really say that. then again thats kind of hard to make up...
Sadly, my best friend thought I said this. It is something I would say ...
What a dumb whore. This bitch needs to be gang raped and left for dead.
hahahha, i would try bananas or popsicles... or hot dogs... "do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds!!!!!!!"
not a good choice substituting food for dick. it just makes you fat.
IT'S ALL PROTEINS BABY
yes! rochester, home sweet home
i love rochester, way to represent
This person is now my idol.
To: June 4, 2009 1:45PM
Wow, i can't believe you would say that about someone. you really need to get some help
haha, oh rochester.....the girls like that are classy, am i right??
clearly fake no one talks like this
WOWOWOWOW LMFAO....I can say nothing more, that one made my day more bearable
^ Woah. Get some help.
this person is my new hero!! funny shit!!
rochesterrrrr <3 you
my best friend said this sometime last year. i said it a month ago. clearly. ppl do talk like this. who the eff do you talk to?
even if you are a dude, i want to date you