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  • No. Both of those foods satisfy different dietary needs. Listen to your body!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:28pm
  • hahahaha hell yeah brockport, i feel like one of my friends posted a text i sent them in the recent past.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:02pm
  • cloned...THEN abused...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:55pm
  • lol let me know how that works out!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:41pm
  • one feeds your mouth. the other your pussy. im afraid this wont work. (try a vibrator)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:38pm
  • you stay classy, rochester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:32pm
  • 585, that's Rochester. That means you're sort of near RIT. If you need dick, theres 6 parts pissed off guys surrounded by 1 part stuck up bitches. Go find one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:59am
  • Best thing ever!!!!! ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Shes fucked up if she thinks pasta is the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Gotta love Rochester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:19pm
  • classy lady....wanna get together sometime?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:22pm
  • why is someone a whore if theyre horny? that makes no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:47pm
  • No, she needs to be cloned! not abused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:52pm
  • So what's the rest of that number...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:28am
  • I will vomit on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 2:38 you sound like you need a good gang banging too. Maybe some vaginal and anal ripping. Maybe a little rough face fucking. How's that sound?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:48pm
  • 1:45, you should consider making the world a better place by killing yourself. Nobody loves you. Just do it already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:38pm
  • dude... CP (if youre reading this) i know you sent thissss I LOVE YOU... KF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:22pm
  • RIT? ahahaha hell nooo. she's desperate, but hopefully not THAT desperate...although that would be the best place to go to find mad dick...only no one there would actually know how to use theirs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:48pm
  • LOL oh my god hahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:20pm
  • hahahahahahhahahahaha fuckin great!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 3:59, the guys at RIT are TOO desperate. I know, I'm friends with them. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:05am
  • where do they make you??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:43pm
  • ^ can i get in on some of that action?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:54pm
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG I LOVE IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:24pm
  • 2:48, you can get some tree-pruning stuff an muriatic acid, mix em together, and breathe the fumes. You can off your miserable self for less than $10.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:06pm
  • "I've been replacing sex with food for so long, now even I can't get into my pants."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:29pm
  • this is totally fake nobody would really say that. then again thats kind of hard to make up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • What a dumb whore. This bitch needs to be gang raped and left for dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Sadly, my best friend thought I said this. It is something I would say ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:55pm
  • hahahha, i would try bananas or popsicles... or hot dogs... "do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? the best kinds!!!!!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:46pm
  • not a good choice substituting food for dick. it just makes you fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • This person is now my idol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:11pm
  • IT'S ALL PROTEINS BABY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:50pm
  • yes! rochester, home sweet home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:45pm
  • i love rochester, way to represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:03am
  • To: June 4, 2009 1:45PM Wow, i can't believe you would say that about someone. you really need to get some help

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:51pm
  • haha, oh rochester.....the girls like that are classy, am i right??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:27pm
  • clearly fake no one talks like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:09pm
  • WOWOWOWOW LMFAO....I can say nothing more, that one made my day more bearable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:46pm
  • ^ Woah. Get some help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:49pm
  • my best friend said this sometime last year. i said it a month ago. clearly. ppl do talk like this. who the eff do you talk to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:41pm
  • this person is my new hero!! funny shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:04am
  • rochesterrrrr <3 you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:50pm
  • even if you are a dude, i want to date you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:26pm