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  • 90 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:10pm

    and when he two sense runs out, he'll also add his two cents.

  • 84 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:58pm

    nocturnal flaccidity ?

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:44pm

    I would hardly call water the opposite of wood

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:11pm

    It's called Mr. Limpy.

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:49pm

    Evening flop, maybe.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:43pm

    For your sake, it's still probably morning wood.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:42pm

    way to represent the 519.. we are all a bunch of impotent bastards

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:09pm

    I actually laughed out loud at that one, 3:44. I picture you as some distinguished British professor, adding his two sense to the 'opposite of morning wood' discussion.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:13pm

    morning won't... i like it.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:35pm

    3:44 and 4:08 hell yeah ahahahahahaha. We've all had to deal with the problem of dicks falling out of our boxers in the morning. It's a fact of life

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:02pm

    5:35: yeah mine falls out, too. But sometimes I trip on it when I run to the bathroom

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:06pm

    soggy log made me die from laughter

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:35pm

    4:09, sense or cents?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Apr 17, 10 at 6:48pm

    Cold cock?

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:42pm

    lol kyle is that you?

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:38pm

    opposite of uppity twat?

  • 27 21
    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 1, 12 at 5:50pm

    Try Viagra, the pecker picker-upper!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:52am

    Doesn't matter when you put on a rubber. It usually means you're getting laid.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:36pm

    and then you wake up from your dream!