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  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH EPICNESS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Pussies and flamboyant homosexuals drink Sparks. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Umm, I hope that you guys realize Sparks no longer has caffeine in it anymore, which defeats the purpose of drinking it. Joose is where it's at now. Tastes a bit more like pop and a bit less like shit. Higher alcohol content too, either 9.0% or 9.9% depending on the flavor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:33am
  • You must all be Yankees. Only Canadians and Yankees say "beer bong". It's called a funnel and your funnel priviliges should be revoked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:56am
  • even though sparks sucks, i still love them.. and have definitely beer bonged one before. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Sparks no longer has caffeine in if so why do people still drink that nasty stuff? A:M is way better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:28pm
  • "whoa...sparks...take it easy fella, don't want your tampon to fall out" hahahaha I bonged 6 o'douls once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:58am
  • 1:33 doesn't sparks have like 11%? I thought the black one did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:42am
  • I beer bonged an Odhouls once -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Actually Four Loko is better then any of those. 11% alcohol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:09pm
  • LOLz @ 11:36. Sparks is a pussy drink in the same way that drinking a fruity cocktail is, but drinking a Gatorade isn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:22am
  • Cocaine may be better for than Joose... I'm not as doctor or anything I'm just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:14am
  • I hope you didn't spill any on your tapout shirt or Ed hardy shoes and don't forget where you put your stunna shades mr. partyanimal

    Submitted by allgunsblazin on Mar 1, 10 at 2:53pm
  • Lol six odouls bunk beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:28pm
  • You retards are missing it he is out being social playing drinking games with friends and your pussy bitch asses are glued to a computer reading about people having fun!!!!!

    Submitted by Bikerboy7916 on May 2, 10 at 9:47am
  • Well I've beer ponged vodka before. Actually all the time so thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:12pm
  • sparks is not pussy shit. sparks are for fuckboys. genuine one hundred percent fuckboys. anyone who can funnel a spark is a man, or a poser. in this case youre a fucking poser because you arent a fuckboy 09! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:20pm
  • haha 1:33 said "pop"...fuckin' canucks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:21am
  • whoa...sparks...take it easy fella, don't want your tampon to fall out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:02am
  • Sooooooo homo! i beer bonged grey goose and orange juice and didnt feel cool enough to txt someone about it....oh wait all my friends were at the party to witness it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:47am
  • Oooh a sparks! Aren't you hardcore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Man, Joose is crazy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:20am
  • Sparks is an alcoholic energy drink. How is that a pussy drink? It's a redbull with alcohol content. I'm almost 100% postive all of you idiots saying that sparks is a "pussy" drink have had a red bull or some energy beverage. If what you say is socially true. Then technically you're a bigger pussy for drinking am energy drink without any alcohol in it AT ALL. Shut the fuck up you moron. I would loveto kill all of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Who moderates these?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Lame dude. You like it in the ass. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:36pm