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  • 98 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:42pm

    I've done this before it's amazing

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:03am

    Why didn't I think of that?

  • 94 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:40pm

    lol, motts shots Sounds like it could be okay

  • 90 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:32pm

    What a great idea,, haha I love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    Well I bet that wouldn't be half bad!

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:51pm

    In Soviet Russia, vodka mixes you!

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:00am

    Hahaha this is great --Locke

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:02pm

    Meee ur funny. Marry me?

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:33pm

    Is putting it on salsa the same?

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:21am

    Genius

  • 82 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:40pm

    my boy made that.. its called motts shots..its on urbandictionary

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:11pm

    i think i may try thattt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:53am

    lollllll 1:07, glad i'm not the only one that noticed. and the texts were real at one point...regardless, i still laugh!

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:21am

    I saved this just for the recipe

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Car_Crash_Hearts on Apr 18, 10 at 3:03pm

    That's a whole new kind of lazy.

  • 74 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:01pm

    Hahaha I'm second too Meee

  • 68 86
    Submitted by jennmillerou on Jun 5, 10 at 2:29am

    This has been on here before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:25am

    Um id start with "you said" if someone was drunk enough that they didnt remember and asked "wat did i do/say?"

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:07am

    "real live texts" yep wow

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:48am

    Who really sends texts to people starting off with "you did this" like they don't remember or something I could see if they put "lol" afterwards. This site is a big disappointment, I thought they were gonna be real live texts

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:14pm

    Atta boy. You can only be drunk while you're alive so make the most outta it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:01pm

    And third bitches!! Meeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:13pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks u should try mixing vodka with cat food!