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  • I like how everyone is all "boo drugs" but they are all probably hungover right now. Because drinking until you're sick the next day is okay...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Yes. Don't do drugs...Without Me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:23pm
  • 3:44 Its not a problem when youre from Fairfield, westport, greenwhich ETC and have mommy and daddy paying for everything. you can afford all the coke you want with the parents debit card...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:40pm
  • You the chances of this being lines of coke is probably the most likely...but has no one here considered that this could be lines of molly? Now THAT would be a fun and worthwhile drug...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:28am
  • This Is A Dream Text. One I Wish I Could Receive Right About..Now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:30am
  • wow, i would never call anyone over to help finish my lines. but I've been to rehab twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:32pm
  • 1:42-word.

    Submitted by ky80 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:55am
  • 9:32 You read my fucking mind. Who shares their coke?! I know I NEVER wanted to give any of that shit away when I did it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I wish my friends would call me over to "help do their drugs"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:37pm
  • god I love Fairfield County!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:51pm
  • because doing drugs and drinking are TOTALLY "growing the fuck up". I'm just defending the dude. Seriously though 8:43, since when is that being mature? I thought being mature was getting over the shit and actually DOING something with your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 1:35 go kill yourself coketard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:44pm
  • No one loves coke more than the spoiled fucks in southern ct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:35am
  • Hahaha how does coke lines remind you of edward cullen??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:22pm
  • It's just a little blow. Look at the bright side, this obviously isn't too much of a problem for them if they're sharing?? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:44pm
  • must be some good coke if its being broken up by a flimsy ass metro card.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:49am
  • way to represent, fairfield county!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:11pm
  • srsly most of these texts must be fake... how many kids do you know irl that do lines? If you know any then certainly they're not da cool shitz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:18pm
  • 3:03, For the record, I have only drank once in my life, and I don't plan on it again. I have NEVER, will never do any kind of drug. I guess I can kind of excuse doing pot or something, but to do coke, you've got to be really fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 818, how old are you that you dont know anybody who has ever tried coke? and i wouldnt say trying coke is "fucking stupid" probably just moreso curiosity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:48pm
  • you are a mass-transit riding coke whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 1:26 go kill yourself twitard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:42pm
  • I'll help you finish your drugs :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:19am
  • Jesus fuck ppl, get over yourselves, it's just coke! Big deal, don't act like none of you never drink, smoke or do drugs of ANY kind. You are all a bunch of flame throwing FUCKTARDS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:03pm
  • never call someone to finish your coke. thats what ive learned in my 9+ trips to detox since age 16 llllloooooooooooollllllllllinnnnnnnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Look the guy can be a cokehead if he wants. Who are you to judge that? Are you a judge? Are you Jesus (no a Mexican named that does not count) ? As long as he is a beneficial member of society what's the problem? If he has a job and pays his bills and isn't hurting anybody then why is it your buisness?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:43am
  • 2:44, that would be Coke Zero, a delicious carbonated beverage. You didn't get it because you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Fuck sharing more for me!!! Blow it out!!! I can do lines as long as a giraffes neck!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 17, 10 at 5:03pm
  • Coke isn't the only powder y'know... any of you ladies heard of Ketamine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:03pm
  • 8:38, what are you like 7 years old? Grow the Fuck up!!!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:43pm
  • because they are both white and sparkly...tilapia that is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:59pm
  • I like coke. Zero, that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:35pm
  • I'm there. 8.38 - surely you cant understand half the references on tfln if you have only drunk once? where's the fun in your life?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:41am
  • Wow I'm 24 and never realized how many young people do drugs...it's sad. Say all you want about how it's fine and what not but for every one person who is starting drugs and saying it's all good there's five others who have ruined their lives over what started as casual "fun" drug use

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:53pm
  • 203, guessing Stamford hahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Failure. Quit the coke, save up to buy a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:34pm
  • psh well if alcohol and weed are okay clearly cocaine is too.. I'm sorry but I can't believe people are using that logic, cocaine is so much more dangerous than alcohol+weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:38pm
  • 7:53- shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:23am
  • 8:43 is a piece of shit scumbag cock lickin nerf herder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:20pm
  • i love edward cullen<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Fucking kids and their drugs these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:05pm