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  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:23pm

    Yes. Don't do drugs...Without Me!

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:12pm

    I like how everyone is all "boo drugs" but they are all probably hungover right now. Because drinking until you're sick the next day is okay...

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:32pm

    wow, i would never call anyone over to help finish my lines. but I've been to rehab twice.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:40pm

    3:44 Its not a problem when youre from Fairfield, westport, greenwhich ETC and have mommy and daddy paying for everything. you can afford all the coke you want with the parents debit card...

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:44pm

    It's just a little blow. Look at the bright side, this obviously isn't too much of a problem for them if they're sharing?? :)

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:37pm

    I wish my friends would call me over to "help do their drugs"...

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:57pm

    because doing drugs and drinking are TOTALLY "growing the fuck up". I'm just defending the dude. Seriously though 8:43, since when is that being mature? I thought being mature was getting over the shit and actually DOING something with your life.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:18pm

    srsly most of these texts must be fake... how many kids do you know irl that do lines? If you know any then certainly they're not da cool shitz.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:26 go kill yourself twitard

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:30am

    This Is A Dream Text. One I Wish I Could Receive Right About..Now.

  • 32 30
    Submitted by ky80 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:55am

    1:42-word.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:04pm

    9:32 You read my fucking mind. Who shares their coke?! I know I NEVER wanted to give any of that shit away when I did it!

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:48pm

    818, how old are you that you dont know anybody who has ever tried coke? and i wouldnt say trying coke is "fucking stupid" probably just moreso curiosity

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:35am

    No one loves coke more than the spoiled fucks in southern ct

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:56pm

    never call someone to finish your coke. thats what ive learned in my 9+ trips to detox since age 16 llllloooooooooooollllllllllinnnnnnnnn

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:49am

    must be some good coke if its being broken up by a flimsy ass metro card.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:44pm

    1:35 go kill yourself coketard

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:03pm

    Coke isn't the only powder y'know... any of you ladies heard of Ketamine?

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:28am

    You the chances of this being lines of coke is probably the most likely...but has no one here considered that this could be lines of molly? Now THAT would be a fun and worthwhile drug...

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:43am

    Look the guy can be a cokehead if he wants. Who are you to judge that? Are you a judge? Are you Jesus (no a Mexican named that does not count) ? As long as he is a beneficial member of society what's the problem? If he has a job and pays his bills and isn't hurting anybody then why is it your buisness?

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:11pm

    way to represent, fairfield county!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:38pm

    3:03, For the record, I have only drank once in my life, and I don't plan on it again. I have NEVER, will never do any kind of drug. I guess I can kind of excuse doing pot or something, but to do coke, you've got to be really fucking stupid.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:50pm

    2:44, that would be Coke Zero, a delicious carbonated beverage. You didn't get it because you're an idiot.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:34pm

    Failure. Quit the coke, save up to buy a life.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:22pm

    Hahaha how does coke lines remind you of edward cullen??

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:19am

    I'll help you finish your drugs :D

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:53pm

    Wow I'm 24 and never realized how many young people do drugs...it's sad. Say all you want about how it's fine and what not but for every one person who is starting drugs and saying it's all good there's five others who have ruined their lives over what started as casual "fun" drug use

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:43pm

    8:38, what are you like 7 years old? Grow the Fuck up!!!! lol

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:03pm

    Jesus fuck ppl, get over yourselves, it's just coke! Big deal, don't act like none of you never drink, smoke or do drugs of ANY kind. You are all a bunch of flame throwing FUCKTARDS!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:04pm

    you are a mass-transit riding coke whore

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:59pm

    because they are both white and sparkly...tilapia that is

  • 23 36
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 17, 10 at 5:03pm

    Fuck sharing more for me!!! Blow it out!!! I can do lines as long as a giraffes neck!

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:47pm

    203, guessing Stamford hahaa

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:41am

    I'm there. 8.38 - surely you cant understand half the references on tfln if you have only drunk once? where's the fun in your life?

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:23am

    7:53- shut the fuck up

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:51pm

    god I love Fairfield County!

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:38pm

    psh well if alcohol and weed are okay clearly cocaine is too.. I'm sorry but I can't believe people are using that logic, cocaine is so much more dangerous than alcohol+weed

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:35pm

    I like coke. Zero, that is.

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:05pm

    Fucking kids and their drugs these days

  • 30 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:20pm

    8:43 is a piece of shit scumbag cock lickin nerf herder.

  • 34 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:26pm

    i love edward cullen<3