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  • 92 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:38am

    @9:08, 9:14, and 9:16 - Thank you for loving us grammar freak guys! It's nice to know people actually find that kind of intelligence attractive and, dare I say, even sexy. And for the record, I use semicolons all the time (correctly, too!), and I love going down on a woman.

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:47am

    Nerdy guys are the only ones you should sleep with, ever. Not only is intelligence the sexiest personality trait but they also oftentimes feel the need to be really good in bed.

  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:42am

    These semi-colons are making me thirsty

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:08am

    @9:02 or at least part of it a guy who uses a semicolon is either a pretentious asshole or a grammar freak. if the second, count me in. all the way in.

  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:31am

    I disagree; i Use semi-colons and I love going down.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:21pm

    Just adding a vote that semicolons probably increase the chance of head. If some douche bag writes "yo bayb wanna chil lata?" he's gonna treat you like shit. Better grammar = attention to detail = good head.

  • 53 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:47am

    My bf is a bit of a book worm and can use a semicolon correctly, and trust me, he is a fun and freaky lay... only good stuff in the bedroom. :)

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:08am

    I like how people assume someone is smart because they can use a semicolon...

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:14am

    9:08 i couldn't agree more ... <33

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:02am

    he wants your colon.....

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:25am

    @10:23PM - Thank you! If we're anywhere near each other, I'll take you up on your grammar-inspired offer. I'd be happy to reciprocate, especially since your grammar is flawless, as well! -9:38

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:42am

    I use semicolons, and I like giving head. These two things are not mutually exclusive.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:11pm

    Semi-colons are HOT, especially if used correctly...

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:19am

    Fucking app--AGAIN with the truncating? My post should've read: This is retarded. Just because he paid attention in school AMPERSAND can put together a proper sentense, he doesn't eat pussy? The OP's a fucktards.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:52am

    Did he use a semi-colon followed by a right parenthesis? If so, that changes everything. I'm a grammar freak as well, and I hate misspelled words. Oh, and I love giving girls whatever they want if it helps them get off.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:16am

    I'm a girl so maybe it's a bit different.. But sometimes the smart ones are the freakiest : P and seeing as though he used a semicolon he seems like he might be pretty smart..

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:16am

    I read it like she thinks it's dorky that he used a semi colon so she WON'T LET him go down on her.......

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:54pm

    i use semicolons in my texts and i go down at the drop of a hat...

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:12am

    @8:44 - No one said you had to be. Personally, it's just a turn off for me if a woman can't (or worse, chooses not to when she knows better) speak and/or write grammatically. -9:38

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:09pm

    If he used it incorrectly, he's a pretentious asshole. If he used it correctly (between two independent clauses), he's a geek and will almost certainly eat your pussy. Although not as good as I would.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:15am

    This is retarded. Because he actually paid attention in school

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:44pm

    My sentiments exactly, 1:11. OP, please don't keep perpetuating the stigmatization of grammar nerds and English lovers! We need some lovin' too.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:10am

    9:08, since when does using correct grammar make someone a freak or pretentious? Sounds like you're just mad that not everyone is as dumb as you. Smart people are the best. Not only are they generally freaky, but you can actually talk to them afterward.

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:48am

    FFS woman... You are an idiot. If he knows how to use a semicolon; he knows how to go down on you. He obviously reads the manual, unlike you. Dizzy Cooont.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:22am

    8:10pm, you probably aren't the only one that thinks 5:32 is boring, but I disagree. Smart women can talk about more and different things, and I've found they like expanding their horizons. I know "learning" is a four-letter word to many people today, but I've never thought stupidity is something to celebrate. But of you think she's boring, that's okay, you can stick with the dumb ones; it leaves more of the smart ones on the market.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:40pm

    @ 5:33 ahhhh I love you with your library type glasses 

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:38pm

    I will, I lick that little pussy so long you'll beg me to stop. Maybe flip a finger in for a bit too! Lemme know!

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:53pm

    @10:23 - I had a thought: rather than risking my actual email, I've created a Yahoo! account just for establishing contact. The screen name is pa.grammar. I'm sure I'll know your email from spam or pretenders, so I hope to hear from you soon! -9:38

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:01am

    This text doesn't make a lot of sense. Assuming a base intelligence should counter the ignorance of youth, like the guys here who make fishy vagina and beef curtain jokes. I would think using a semi-colon could make him a more likely candidate for oral.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:45am

    @9:38 - I'm disappointed that you live so far away and I definitely agree that it would be ill-advised to share our email addresses on this site. Surely there must be another way to exchange information without making ourselves vulnerable to spammers. We just have to figure it out. -10:23

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:42pm

    10:21 made me laugh out loud ...

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:24pm

    lmfao this is awesome.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:23pm

    I wish 9:38 lived near me. I'd go down on him simply because his grammar is impeccable!

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:53pm

    @ 904 AM, too bad you incorrectly used the semicolon

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:38am

    @10:23PM - Well, damn. Sadly, I am about 1,000 miles north of you in eastern Pennsylvania. It's a shame, because I was really looking forward to exploring that connection with you. I'd share my email with you so we could at least continue talking, but I don't know that I want to post it here. I wouldn't expect you to post yours for the same reason. -9:38

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:59am

    Well said (last) 9:16.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:23pm

    I sey jes suk my big CoCk an bee dun wif it. Howz dat for sum fuckin gramer?

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:35pm

    While in no way shape or form am I a grammatical genius; I'll go down on you

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:56pm

    @9:08 -- I see what you did with the "semi colon" and "at least part of" your colon. You have to be a guy. No gilr that posts on TFLN would have half the intelligence it took to write that.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:06am

    Aw man, I wish my boyfriend could use semi-colons (correctly). I mean, he might, but certainly not in texts, on facebook, or MSN.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:32am

    No oral sex for bootie calls...gross

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:35am

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  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:10pm

    does anyone else here think that 5:32 has got to be asbolutely boring as hell?

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:27am

    I would use proper punctuation on a bootycall text

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:17pm

    oh you are so wrong. . . the semicolon virtually GUARANTEES that he'll go down on you.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:34am

    I go to a "smart" school and they def know how to get down ;) it's because they're sweeties and want to be giving. def take advantage of that. my boyfriend goes down on me all the time! (way more than i do for him)

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:10pm

    @9:38 - If you're in the central Florida area, this may be worth discussing. We've clearly established a grammatical connection and it needs to be explored. -10:23PM

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:11pm

    5:32: how many cats do you have? Probably have more cats that the number of times you've been fucked (by a man)

  • 24 38
    Submitted by clementine13 on Aug 2, 11 at 1:57am

    Umm that totally would have gotten him in my pants.

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:28am

    whatever. take what you can get, grammar freak or no! Who's with me?

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:40pm

    Did it ever occur to that sometimes text messages are meant to be funny, not literal? I guess that question is moot to individuals with no sense of humor.

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:04am

    he will do it; after you take it in the face........in the face! (see I used a semicolon I AM smart)

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:44am

    9:25 give me your number and we'll set it up. I didn't know your had to be a fucking professional administrative assistant to type on this.