he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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@9:08, 9:14, and 9:16 - Thank you for loving us grammar freak guys! It's nice to know people actually find that kind of intelligence attractive and, dare I say, even sexy. And for the record, I use semicolons all the time (correctly, too!), and I love going down on a woman.
Nerdy guys are the only ones you should sleep with, ever. Not only is intelligence the sexiest personality trait but they also oftentimes feel the need to be really good in bed.
These semi-colons are making me thirsty
@9:02 or at least part of it
a guy who uses a semicolon is either a pretentious asshole or a grammar freak. if the second, count me in. all the way in.
I like how people assume someone is smart because they can use a semicolon...
My bf is a bit of a book worm and can use a semicolon correctly, and trust me, he is a fun and freaky lay... only good stuff in the bedroom. :)
Fucking app--AGAIN with the truncating? My post should've read:
This is retarded. Just because he paid attention in school AMPERSAND can put together a proper sentense, he doesn't eat pussy? The OP's a fucktards.
i use semicolons in my texts and i go down at the drop of a hat...
Just adding a vote that semicolons probably increase the chance of head. If some douche bag writes "yo bayb wanna chil lata?" he's gonna treat you like shit. Better grammar = attention to detail = good head.
I disagree; i Use semi-colons and I love going down.
I'm a girl so maybe it's a bit different.. But sometimes the smart ones are the freakiest : P and seeing as though he used a semicolon he seems like he might be pretty smart..
@10:23PM - Thank you! If we're anywhere near each other, I'll take you up on your grammar-inspired offer. I'd be happy to reciprocate, especially since your grammar is flawless, as well!
Semi-colons are HOT, especially if used correctly...
9:08 i couldn't agree more ... <33
I read it like she thinks it's dorky that he used a semi colon so she WON'T LET him go down on her.......
I use semicolons, and I like giving head. These two things are not mutually exclusive.
Did he use a semi-colon followed by a right parenthesis? If so, that changes everything. I'm a grammar freak as well, and I hate misspelled words. Oh, and I love giving girls whatever they want if it helps them get off.
FFS woman... You are an idiot. If he knows how to use a semicolon; he knows how to go down on you. He obviously reads the manual, unlike you. Dizzy Cooont.
he wants your colon.....
oh you are so wrong. . . the semicolon virtually GUARANTEES that he'll go down on you.
@9:38 - I'm disappointed that you live so far away and I definitely agree that it would be ill-advised to share our email addresses on this site. Surely there must be another way to exchange information without making ourselves vulnerable to spammers. We just have to figure it out.
If he used it incorrectly, he's a pretentious asshole. If he used it correctly (between two independent clauses), he's a geek and will almost certainly eat your pussy.
Although not as good as I would.
10:21 made me laugh out loud ...
@8:44 - No one said you had to be. Personally, it's just a turn off for me if a woman can't (or worse, chooses not to when she knows better) speak and/or write grammatically.
I will, I lick that little pussy so long you'll beg me to stop. Maybe flip a finger in for a bit too! Lemme know!
My sentiments exactly, 1:11.
OP, please don't keep perpetuating the stigmatization of grammar nerds and English lovers! We need some lovin' too.
@10:23 - I had a thought: rather than risking my actual email, I've created a Yahoo! account just for establishing contact. The screen name is pa.grammar. I'm sure I'll know your email from spam or pretenders, so I hope to hear from you soon!
Umm that totally would have gotten him in my pants.
I would use proper punctuation on a bootycall text
I sey jes suk my big CoCk an bee dun wif it. Howz dat for sum fuckin gramer?
Well said (last) 9:16.
@ 904 AM, too bad you incorrectly used the semicolon
I wish 9:38 lived near me. I'd go down on him simply because his grammar is impeccable!
@ 5:33 ahhhh I love you with your library type glasses
@9:08 -- I see what you did with the "semi colon" and "at least part of" your colon. You have to be a guy. No gilr that posts on TFLN would have half the intelligence it took to write that.
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does anyone else here think that 5:32 has got to be asbolutely boring as hell?
8:10pm, you probably aren't the only one that thinks 5:32 is boring, but I disagree. Smart women can talk about more and different things, and I've found they like expanding their horizons. I know "learning" is a four-letter word to many people today, but I've never thought stupidity is something to celebrate.
But of you think she's boring, that's okay, you can stick with the dumb ones; it leaves more of the smart ones on the market.
This is retarded. Because he actually paid attention in school
9:08, since when does using correct grammar make someone a freak or pretentious? Sounds like you're just mad that not everyone is as dumb as you.
Smart people are the best. Not only are they generally freaky, but you can actually talk to them afterward.
This text doesn't make a lot of sense. Assuming a base intelligence should counter the ignorance of youth, like the guys here who make fishy vagina and beef curtain jokes. I would think using a semi-colon could make him a more likely candidate for oral.
I go to a "smart" school and they def know how to get down ;) it's because they're sweeties and want to be giving. def take advantage of that. my boyfriend goes down on me all the time! (way more than i do for him)
lmfao this is awesome.
Aw man, I wish my boyfriend could use semi-colons (correctly). I mean, he might, but certainly not in texts, on facebook, or MSN.
@9:38 - If you're in the central Florida area, this may be worth discussing. We've clearly established a grammatical connection and it needs to be explored.
5:32: how many cats do you have? Probably have more cats that the number of times you've been fucked (by a man)
No oral sex for bootie calls...gross
While in no way shape or form am I a grammatical genius; I'll go down on you
@10:23PM - Well, damn. Sadly, I am about 1,000 miles north of you in eastern Pennsylvania. It's a shame, because I was really looking forward to exploring that connection with you. I'd share my email with you so we could at least continue talking, but I don't know that I want to post it here. I wouldn't expect you to post yours for the same reason.
whatever. take what you can get, grammar freak or no! Who's with me?
he will do it; after you take it in the face........in the face! (see I used a semicolon I AM smart)
Did it ever occur to that sometimes text messages are meant to be funny, not literal? I guess that question is moot to individuals with no sense of humor.
9:25 give me your number and we'll set it up. I didn't know your had to be a fucking professional administrative assistant to type on this.