Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
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I LOVE THIS! & stealing things from frat houses. only it's more fun to be stealthy & not be a prego chick at a party... probably a fat chick in the first place.
What would be even funnier is if you're a dude.
i dont believe this happened... this site is going to shit with people making stuff up
haha i'm sure they're thinking "dude, where the hell is our disco ball" right about now!
This is actually the funniest TFLN I've ever seen. hahaha
this is 5:09, i'm not saying she didn't do this, i'm just saying i don't believe a lot of these texts are actually real
3:35 -- the drinking age in the US is 21.
necessity is the mother of invention.
yeah i fall for the pregnant chick thief thing all the time
like im trapped in a benny hill re run
haha i believe it! i've done it... not with a disco ball, but with hats, alcohol...
hahahahaha YES! How did no one notice that you weren't pregnant when you walked in and were when you walked out!?
That's some skill right there!
she better hope she/he had a lether or any coat on because if not theyl lose the ball and start spinning her to keep it going
Any time you can steal something from a frat douchery is a good day!
5:09: yes, this must be the most unbelievable thing here yet. Drunk stealing from a party. This has never happened in the history of college drinking.
this is sooo funny dudes - i'm from aus, the one thing i wanna point out to the person who said - 'how did they not notice you weren't pregnant before, and you were only moments later?', i know i'm from aus, but isn't that what HAPPENS in frat houses??? lol this is the funniest site ive found in a loooong time, cant wait to keep up with it.
as a UMass kid, i can say, i have done things like this (and worse) many many times while drunk... 978 FTW
hahah this is priceless
i also stole an object from a frat house by pretending to be preggo- it was a coconut head.
I don't understand how these events logically follow whatsoever.
love the 978 and UMass! this could def happen in college
she isnt pregnant.. she used the disco ball to make a fake belly..
5:09 AND 7:02... relax. this is a drunk's site and you're ruining the fun. go get a jager bomb and sip on it. maybe that will also preoccupy you from visiting the site in another 2 hours
ooonnlllly in the 978! hahaha :) good job
Why not just go in there bitchy and take it? Why act preggers, bitchy will get you by, I'm sure of it.
4:47, it's because she's fat and ugly.
FYI 8:59 i'm pretty sure that was the point.
just wondering, im from the UK, what is the whole greek thing? like why do people join a fraternity or sorority?
we just like to go to the |SU bar and get drunk :) !
haha, my friends and I have decorated their dorm rooms with(currently), a small blow up palm tree, a 6 foot tall blow up palm tree, multiple bottles of(full when stolen, now empty) bottles of alcohol, a huge stuffed dolphin, christmas lights, a life size Paris Hilton cardboard cutout, and random articles of clothing, hats, etc. all donated unknowingly by fraternities on our campus. But shhh! Its a secret!
The question that begs to be asked is what the hell does a pregnant woman need with a Disco Ball anyway?!?! What possible advantage would being pregnant give you over (as previous poster says), say just being bitchy, Or better yet...Needy Hurt Girl in need of a "Knight in Shining Armor" (or in this case Disco ball in shiny mirrors) to save you?! I've been pregnant, didn't get me any disco balls!
FYI: its FRATERNITY as a correction, i am in a sorority and "frat" has a negative connotation.
FYI: Greek in itself has a negative connotation. I'm pretty sure your daddy pays for anything and everything you've ever wanted so how about going out and finding a job and quit using daddy's plastic to get through life?
having a tough time following the logic on that one. bravo. stop abbreviating like a jackass.
i've done that too.
4:31 and 9:46, dont worry, youll get bids next year.
I love how greek life is the one thing it is ok to judge by the stereotype.
I've done this. But at an actual store.
7:29, who sips on a jager bomb? lol.
Either way, this is fantastic. Well played.
@1:02 I'm not sure if you're from aus cab you say it again?