Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
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What would be even funnier is if you're a dude.
i dont believe this happened... this site is going to shit with people making stuff up
I LOVE THIS! & stealing things from frat houses. only it's more fun to be stealthy & not be a prego chick at a party... probably a fat chick in the first place.
haha i'm sure they're thinking "dude, where the hell is our disco ball" right about now!
haha i believe it! i've done it... not with a disco ball, but with hats, alcohol...
this is 5:09, i'm not saying she didn't do this, i'm just saying i don't believe a lot of these texts are actually real
yeah i fall for the pregnant chick thief thing all the time
like im trapped in a benny hill re run
hahahahaha YES! How did no one notice that you weren't pregnant when you walked in and were when you walked out!?
That's some skill right there!
3:35 -- the drinking age in the US is 21.
necessity is the mother of invention.
This is actually the funniest TFLN I've ever seen. hahaha
she better hope she/he had a lether or any coat on because if not theyl lose the ball and start spinning her to keep it going
5:09: yes, this must be the most unbelievable thing here yet. Drunk stealing from a party. This has never happened in the history of college drinking.
Any time you can steal something from a frat douchery is a good day!
hahah this is priceless
this is sooo funny dudes - i'm from aus, the one thing i wanna point out to the person who said - 'how did they not notice you weren't pregnant before, and you were only moments later?', i know i'm from aus, but isn't that what HAPPENS in frat houses??? lol this is the funniest site ive found in a loooong time, cant wait to keep up with it.
as a UMass kid, i can say, i have done things like this (and worse) many many times while drunk... 978 FTW
i also stole an object from a frat house by pretending to be preggo- it was a coconut head.
love the 978 and UMass! this could def happen in college
I don't understand how these events logically follow whatsoever.
she isnt pregnant.. she used the disco ball to make a fake belly..
5:09 AND 7:02... relax. this is a drunk's site and you're ruining the fun. go get a jager bomb and sip on it. maybe that will also preoccupy you from visiting the site in another 2 hours
ooonnlllly in the 978! hahaha :) good job
Why not just go in there bitchy and take it? Why act preggers, bitchy will get you by, I'm sure of it.
4:47, it's because she's fat and ugly.
FYI 8:59 i'm pretty sure that was the point.
just wondering, im from the UK, what is the whole greek thing? like why do people join a fraternity or sorority?
we just like to go to the |SU bar and get drunk :) !
The question that begs to be asked is what the hell does a pregnant woman need with a Disco Ball anyway?!?! What possible advantage would being pregnant give you over (as previous poster says), say just being bitchy, Or better yet...Needy Hurt Girl in need of a "Knight in Shining Armor" (or in this case Disco ball in shiny mirrors) to save you?! I've been pregnant, didn't get me any disco balls!
FYI: its FRATERNITY as a correction, i am in a sorority and "frat" has a negative connotation.
haha, my friends and I have decorated their dorm rooms with(currently), a small blow up palm tree, a 6 foot tall blow up palm tree, multiple bottles of(full when stolen, now empty) bottles of alcohol, a huge stuffed dolphin, christmas lights, a life size Paris Hilton cardboard cutout, and random articles of clothing, hats, etc. all donated unknowingly by fraternities on our campus. But shhh! Its a secret!
i've done that too.
4:31 and 9:46, dont worry, youll get bids next year.
I love how greek life is the one thing it is ok to judge by the stereotype.
FYI: Greek in itself has a negative connotation. I'm pretty sure your daddy pays for anything and everything you've ever wanted so how about going out and finding a job and quit using daddy's plastic to get through life?
having a tough time following the logic on that one. bravo. stop abbreviating like a jackass.
I've done this. But at an actual store.
7:29, who sips on a jager bomb? lol.
Either way, this is fantastic. Well played.
@1:02 I'm not sure if you're from aus cab you say it again?