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  • this makes me wanna get drunk in atlanta

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:38pm
  • this isn't fake. shit like this actually does go down in atlanta. i've heard similar stories about waking up on tennis courts and stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:09pm
  • WHO CARES IF ITS FAKE?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • who would text this...i think if u wake up in handcuff in the woods u call the police.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:34pm
  • why would someone even bother posting what they texted. what's the probability that someone who had an amusing text would know about this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 3:34- If I woke up in cuffs the last people I would call is the police.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Give me back my jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:16am
  • I CARE IF IT'S FAKE! See, the whole idea is for people to put the REAL funny texts they got. When morons like this put up FAKE texts that they THINK are funny, (but aren't, because they're fake and just sad cries for attention,) then it kind of defeats the purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:55pm
  • you can really spot a bullshit text a mile off here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:15pm
  • just another fake post!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:32pm
  • i agree with 1:35...you dont like look at your texts and be all like man i have to post that...because more than likely you though about something witty or stupid to text in the first place...just so it can be material for this site...and or maybe the said or did something that if it had been a text it would have been hillarious... PS I saw a TEXT that I READ IN the CURRENT PLAYBOY ISSUE at the time... SO I KNOW THERE ARE FAKE POSTS!!! but i love this site!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:01pm
  • he said he woke up like past tense so he wasn't texting in the woods..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:13am
  • You don't even know. This shit sounds not only possible, but probable considering they live in Atlanta. Crazy shit goes on down here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:13pm
  • It didnt say they were handcuffed to an item. merely in cuffs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Completely agree, 4:54.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:09pm
  • uh oh you've been cursed now that you donned that jersey you will never get a ring on your finger(ladies dan never won the super bowl just for you to get the joke)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:33am
  • maybe h is cuffed in the front

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:10pm
  • that is one kinky night. and slightly disturbing because i keep thinking of ace ventura pet detective and the whole dan marino fiasco.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:13am
  • And you got to your phone and texted with handcuffs on... how?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Let us begin the dance of fakery. Start now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • haha 1:13' my first thought was "maybe Ray Finkle got to him!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:23am
  • "in handcuffs" is usually associated with both hands being in the cuffs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:08pm
  • this sounds just wayyy too familiar.

    Submitted by loveaddicttt on Feb 6, 10 at 6:48pm
  • there are crazy people in handcuffs all over the ATL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:33pm
  • sooo funny. haha and to all the people being like , "its fake you cant text with you hands cuffed" shut uppp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Those of you who are saying this is fake have oooobviously never partied in Atlanta!

    Submitted by aberration on Mar 23, 10 at 9:08pm
  • you have obviously never been to atlanta...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:40pm
  • i've heard crazy things happening...but in the woods behind their house? that just doesn't seem even plausible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:31pm
  • wtf r some of u on? if she's cuffed in front she can easily get to her phone and text... cuffed... chain between.... hands can move a good half a foot apart, its quite easy. and besides, u only need one hand to text anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:46pm