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  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    WHO CARES IF ITS FAKE?

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    who would text this...i think if u wake up in handcuff in the woods u call the police.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    why would someone even bother posting what they texted. what's the probability that someone who had an amusing text would know about this site?

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:38pm

    this makes me wanna get drunk in atlanta

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:13am

    he said he woke up like past tense so he wasn't texting in the woods..

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:55pm

    I CARE IF IT'S FAKE! See, the whole idea is for people to put the REAL funny texts they got. When morons like this put up FAKE texts that they THINK are funny, (but aren't, because they're fake and just sad cries for attention,) then it kind of defeats the purpose.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:16am

    Give me back my jersey!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:50pm

    3:34- If I woke up in cuffs the last people I would call is the police.

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:33am

    uh oh you've been cursed now that you donned that jersey you will never get a ring on your finger(ladies dan never won the super bowl just for you to get the joke)

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    It didnt say they were handcuffed to an item. merely in cuffs.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:09pm

    this isn't fake. shit like this actually does go down in atlanta. i've heard similar stories about waking up on tennis courts and stuff.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:15pm

    you can really spot a bullshit text a mile off here.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:29pm

    And you got to your phone and texted with handcuffs on... how?

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:08pm

    sooo funny. haha and to all the people being like , "its fake you cant text with you hands cuffed" shut uppp.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:01pm

    i agree with 1:35...you dont like look at your texts and be all like man i have to post that...because more than likely you though about something witty or stupid to text in the first place...just so it can be material for this site...and or maybe the said or did something that if it had been a text it would have been hillarious... PS I saw a TEXT that I READ IN the CURRENT PLAYBOY ISSUE at the time... SO I KNOW THERE ARE FAKE POSTS!!! but i love this site!!!!

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:23am

    haha 1:13' my first thought was "maybe Ray Finkle got to him!"

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:09pm

    Completely agree, 4:54.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:10pm

    maybe h is cuffed in the front

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:13am

    that is one kinky night. and slightly disturbing because i keep thinking of ace ventura pet detective and the whole dan marino fiasco.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:13pm

    You don't even know. This shit sounds not only possible, but probable considering they live in Atlanta. Crazy shit goes on down here.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:32pm

    just another fake post!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by aberration on Mar 23, 10 at 9:08pm

    Those of you who are saying this is fake have oooobviously never partied in Atlanta!

  • 57 82
    Submitted by loveaddicttt on Feb 6, 10 at 6:48pm

    this sounds just wayyy too familiar.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:31pm

    i've heard crazy things happening...but in the woods behind their house? that just doesn't seem even plausible

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:40pm

    you have obviously never been to atlanta...

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:08pm

    "in handcuffs" is usually associated with both hands being in the cuffs.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:46pm

    wtf r some of u on? if she's cuffed in front she can easily get to her phone and text... cuffed... chain between.... hands can move a good half a foot apart, its quite easy. and besides, u only need one hand to text anyways.

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    Let us begin the dance of fakery. Start now.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:33pm

    there are crazy people in handcuffs all over the ATL