i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
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this makes me wanna get drunk in atlanta
this isn't fake. shit like this actually does go down in atlanta. i've heard similar stories about waking up on tennis courts and stuff.
WHO CARES IF ITS FAKE?
you can really spot a bullshit text a mile off here.
who would text this...i think if u wake up in handcuff in the woods u call the police.
I CARE IF IT'S FAKE! See, the whole idea is for people to put the REAL funny texts they got. When morons like this put up FAKE texts that they THINK are funny, (but aren't, because they're fake and just sad cries for attention,) then it kind of defeats the purpose.
It didnt say they were handcuffed to an item. merely in cuffs.
Give me back my jersey!
why would someone even bother posting what they texted. what's the probability that someone who had an amusing text would know about this site?
3:34- If I woke up in cuffs the last people I would call is the police.
uh oh you've been cursed now that you donned that jersey you will never get a ring on your finger(ladies dan never won the super bowl just for you to get the joke)
Completely agree, 4:54.
You don't even know. This shit sounds not only possible, but probable considering they live in Atlanta. Crazy shit goes on down here.
maybe h is cuffed in the front
Let us begin the dance of fakery. Start now.
just another fake post!
And you got to your phone and texted with handcuffs on... how?
"in handcuffs" is usually associated with both hands being in the cuffs.
you have obviously never been to atlanta...
i agree with 1:35...you dont like look at your texts and be all like man i have to post that...because more than likely you though about something witty or stupid to text in the first place...just so it can be material for this site...and or maybe the said or did something that if it had been a text it would have been hillarious... PS I saw a TEXT that I READ IN the CURRENT PLAYBOY ISSUE at the time... SO I KNOW THERE ARE FAKE POSTS!!! but i love this site!!!!
he said he woke up like past tense so he wasn't texting in the woods..
Those of you who are saying this is fake have oooobviously never partied in Atlanta!
there are crazy people in handcuffs all over the ATL
this sounds just wayyy too familiar.
haha 1:13' my first thought was "maybe Ray Finkle got to him!"
wtf r some of u on? if she's cuffed in front she can easily get to her phone and text... cuffed... chain between.... hands can move a good half a foot apart, its quite easy. and besides, u only need one hand to text anyways.
sooo funny. haha and to all the people being like , "its fake you cant text with you hands cuffed" shut uppp.
that is one kinky night. and slightly disturbing because i keep thinking of ace ventura pet detective and the whole dan marino fiasco.
i've heard crazy things happening...but in the woods behind their house? that just doesn't seem even plausible