I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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If you wear sweatpants then you can't sit with us!
Those are legitimate reasons for being excluded from the fun, she should be thanking you for pointing out her problems.
Maybe she throws up on herself to put out mustache fires?
Oh c'mon. You were always a bitch.
super secret peek into the minds of the popular bitches everywhere....
Please there's no such thing as a secret with a stereotypical popular chick.
Her mustache might tickle while eating your pussy out. Just saying.
Naw you're just jealous you're a boring hairless twat.
Now THAT was funny.
Maybe her mustache is fungus from the throw up rotting on her upper lip
Aww bonfires in the 805..classic!