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  • haha. i make the imperative "roll" jokes to my friend in a wheelchair all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:11pm
  • They get the best parking spaces so they need to be able to take a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:30am
  • wow, I'm at school, and I just CRACKED UP sooo loud. fuckin genius :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:08am
  • Why not? If I were on a wheelchair, I would say that all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:08pm
  • (Sung to the tune of Led Zeppelin's Black Dog) I gotta roll Can't stand up 'cause my spine's All fucked up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:46pm
  • you're also not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:40pm
  • i say that to my brother all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:11pm
  • omg thats hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:20am
  • Also nicknaming him wheels and saying it to his face also not a good idea.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:34pm
  • hilarious... got me ROLLIN'...LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:29am
  • HAHAHA dude thats fucking great hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:27pm
  • ok, get this.... my bff is in a wheelchair, her last name is Wheeler, and she has a license plate on the back of her chair that says "That's how I roll!" be jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:44pm
  • /sigh, thank you all for contributing to his vanity...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:25am
  • 8:07...what does that say about you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:19pm
  • I think that every opportunity to use this should definitely be taken advantage of. And if the cripple doesn't like it, he's probably got deeper issues than we know. ; ) I'm going to hell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:01am
  • Playing Limp Bizkit's "Rollin' " is also a bad idea. Just a legs up. Sorry. Heads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:53am
  • i'm actually LOL! haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:18pm
  • They should be able to take it. My blind friend cracks related jokes all the time. i.e. "I'll believe that when I see it!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:09am
  • I say that to my buddy all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:50am
  • I once slept with a guy with no legs and was so impressed with him I told him, " He was like a Weeble that wobbles but doesn't fall down!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:02pm
  • omfg, i have to meet the person that said, i need to shake their hand...i might know them...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:43am
  • Fuck wheelchairs. They are so lazy, why don't they get up and walk?!

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Dec 2, 10 at 7:59pm
  • this is freaking hilarious. best one yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:39pm
  • my buddy is in a wheelchair and he is the one who says "alright, lets roll" and i dont feel bad making fun of him cuz he gets more ass than i could dream of lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:07pm
  • This is effing funny! I'm cracking up. NOT!!!! I'm in a wheelchair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Don't play Montgomery Gentry's new song "roll with me" either

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:00pm
  • I was walking in the rain the other day and passed a guy in a wheelchair. He kind of shook his head because of the weather. I said, "I know, shitty day for a walk huh." without thinking....I felt like the biggest asshole ever.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Jan 15, 12 at 2:05pm