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  • Isn't that like a 4 minute song? I wouldn't be bragging

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:13am
  • "Tonight on 'When Boring White People Fuck"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:21am
  • Just a poorly hung boy... bragging on the interneee-eeet... he took the loser train going to vir-gin towwwwn...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:01pm
  • I think that would be awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Just beacuse they fucked to that song doesn't mean they stopped when it ended you dumb asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:06pm
  • U no u spelt doushey wrong right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:39pm
  • I think all of Dallas loves that song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:13am
  • For those of you too young, that would be the 30-year old rock ballad. Start waving your cigarette lighters back and forth now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:18am
  • I hate ur face jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Q: Do you know how I know you're retarded? A: You can't spell "you" or "you're" correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:50am
  • Better song to have sex to: the song that never ends from lambchop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:59am
  • WTF is glee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:02pm
  • Try Rammstein for epic sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Yay glee! I thought they did it really well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:42am
  • man that song is like under four minutes. maybe if you had epic sex to an entire journey album. which would probably suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:15pm
  • You snapped 1121!!! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:37pm
  • Try "in the air tonight" and thank me afterwards -Jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Ahh 80s music. I wanna fuck to it all!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:56pm
  • It hurts when I pee. HELP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Best. Song. Ever. 'Nuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:44am
  • Nicely put 1:51. I was gonna say the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 10:59, you suck for insulting the use of "epic" with "fail", which is equally fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:51pm
  • BIG. FUCKING. DEAL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:48am
  • glee fucking ruined that song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:07am
  • I really don't believe don' stop believing is a epic song to have sex to maybe living on a prayer should be used !!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Ahhhhh...Glee. Good times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:52am
  • its far better with "Greatest Man that Ever Lived"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:18pm
  • 4 minutes and 11 seconds of sex. Sounds very epic indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:50pm
  • this is underwhelming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:03pm
  • good point 10:13 hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 9:52 I hope you choke to death on your daddys cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because Don't Stop Believin' is a very popular song in today's culture and these people have had epic sex to this particular song! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:43pm
  • hold on to that feeling...since it probably didn't last long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Making-out to JS Bach's Suites for Solo Cello makes it really hot actually. I'm sure you'd get similar results with sex, so someone else should try that out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:38pm
  • Just a small town girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:39pm
  • i reckon the journey version would be more epic 9:52 you don't have to put up with the annoying teenage stage-school style vocals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:09am
  • Y r people such bitches to other people on this site....I thought it was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Way to say epic u fuckin tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:24am
  • I hope it was the Glee version. That would be epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Yaaaaa rep dat 21fo area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:01pm
  • It would make this better if it were in a bar bathroom to a poorly sung Keroke version of the song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Most epic song ever btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Will people PLEASE stop using the word epic? It's so fuckin dooshey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Fail for using the word "epic"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:59am
  • 9:41 this song is absolutely not overrated. It's SOOOO epic if you actually pay attention to the music :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:56am
  • Fuck you. Epic is the gayest thing ever. Go kill yourself you cocksucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Oh God, I love dating a Dallas boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:13am
  • That isn't the most epic sex ever that is actually really really sad, and it's the worst college song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:35pm
  • that song is sooooo overrated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:41am
  • 6:29 I want to! I love that song. Gimme that Becky. ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Having sex to any Journey song is epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:41am
  • Most fake message EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:06am
  • that's dallas tx 4 ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:37pm
  • I lost my virginity to that song. The asshole "just loved that song" so I had to listen to it on repeat for an hour and a half!!

    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Apr 15, 10 at 4:58am
  • wow what a coincidence, i lost my virginity to that song....good times ;)

    Submitted by deegee1024 on Mar 28, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Has anyone seen my penis?! It about 3 inches wide an an inche long........... Oh wait! Its right here i couldnt see it through all the hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:45am
  • First of all fuck glee. Second of all I want to strangle people for using the word epic too much. And third of all Show me your genitals by Jon Lajoie would be a good song to fuck to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:29am