Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
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You're a douche face alcoholic son of a bitch. You need to get help. I had sixteen of my brothers and sisters (we're southern baptist) loose limbs from drinking that much and becoming so dependent that they have to pull booze out of the trash.
and I AM pregnant! You lied!
I hope some day you turn to the Bible and let Jesus heal you of your terrible affliction, young lady. You should be turning to church rather than sex and alcohol to deal with the terrible reality that is our country becoming more and more secular.
Bahahaha, your fucking retarded
just cuz ur a redneck doesn't make him a "douche face alcoholic son of a bitch"
lol the world would be a better place if it was secular. so many persecutions/genocides wouldn't have happened, abortion would be perfectly legal (as it should be), so many wars would not have been started, and lets not forget how the catholic church has just basically been a giant douchebag throughout history
are you sure you're not bob kelso?
Douglas, you spelled "Rum" wrong. Lame.
omg. hello problems at home.
"cure" the gayness? what the fuck is wrong with you? It's not a disease
i must say...i loveee palm beach county
one day we all learn there is no silent 'b' in the word rum.
what the fuck is "rumb"
animals and to not touch pigs and that a woman would go to hell if she died while on her period. just saying be educated on what your gonna talk shit about before you let dumb shit uve heard other ppl say fall out of your mouth...
The basic outline if this joke was stolen from scrubs. Is anyone origional anymore?
umm dear bible freaks? ya..,\nchristian here dont worry but for the love of god (no pun intended) have u ever like actually read the bible? dont answer that i can tell by your insane devotion you havent. also "cure the gayness" umm wow did you know it was actually proven to be genetic you pencil dicked closet case? also the bible would not change peoples minds if u actually read in leviticus where it says a man should not lay with a man as he would a woman, it also tells you to sacrifice
Clearly from scrubs
This at FAU? Ballin!
the bible and jesus could also probably cure the gayness