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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:53am

    You're a douche face alcoholic son of a bitch. You need to get help. I had sixteen of my brothers and sisters (we're southern baptist) loose limbs from drinking that much and becoming so dependent that they have to pull booze out of the trash. and I AM pregnant! You lied!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:27pm

    omg. hello problems at home.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:05pm

    lol the world would be a better place if it was secular. so many persecutions/genocides wouldn't have happened, abortion would be perfectly legal (as it should be), so many wars would not have been started, and lets not forget how the catholic church has just basically been a giant douchebag throughout history

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:10pm

    just cuz ur a redneck doesn't make him a "douche face alcoholic son of a bitch"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:00pm

    I hope some day you turn to the Bible and let Jesus heal you of your terrible affliction, young lady. You should be turning to church rather than sex and alcohol to deal with the terrible reality that is our country becoming more and more secular.

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      Submitted by crockpot on Dec 1, 11 at 7:03pm

      Bahahaha, your fucking retarded

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:27am

    Douglas, you spelled "Rum" wrong. Lame.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:12pm

    "cure" the gayness? what the fuck is wrong with you? It's not a disease

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:18pm

    are you sure you're not bob kelso?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:00pm

    i must say...i loveee palm beach county

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    one day we all learn there is no silent 'b' in the word rum.

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    Submitted by NavyWife21 on Nov 27, 10 at 3:50am

    animals and to not touch pigs and that a woman would go to hell if she died while on her period. just saying be educated on what your gonna talk shit about before you let dumb shit uve heard other ppl say fall out of your mouth...

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    Submitted by NavyWife21 on Nov 27, 10 at 3:48am

    umm dear bible freaks? ya..,\nchristian here dont worry but for the love of god (no pun intended) have u ever like actually read the bible? dont answer that i can tell by your insane devotion you havent. also "cure the gayness" umm wow did you know it was actually proven to be genetic you pencil dicked closet case? also the bible would not change peoples minds if u actually read in leviticus where it says a man should not lay with a man as he would a woman, it also tells you to sacrifice

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    Submitted by jostar on Jul 25, 10 at 11:46pm

    Clearly from scrubs

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    Submitted by publicblumpkin69 on Jun 12, 10 at 8:07pm

    what the fuck is "rumb"

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    Submitted by DasZwerg on Jun 2, 10 at 3:17pm

    The basic outline if this joke was stolen from scrubs. Is anyone origional anymore?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:04am

    the bible and jesus could also probably cure the gayness

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:11am

    This at FAU? Ballin!