he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I hope you did something about it.
Ok, I was looking forward to the soviet Russia joke... That one sucked.
And then you got the stares from that old couple q few rows back.
Now guys, this isn't funny. It isn't appropriate to whip out your johnson in public.
In Soviet Russia boner sneak up in you in the dark.
Careful not to get the cum shot in your eye, we wouldn't want you to miss the rest of the movie.
Maybe he was from Texas and his boner was too small to see in the dark without some help.
1:55, that happens here.
Jim, I don't have a Johnson, mines named Peter, is it ok for him to roam freely?
You better have either jumped on him and fucked the shit out of him right there in the theatre or at least given him the best blow job in the entire world. Damn, if I woulda been put in that situation, I'd have sucked the shit out of him or fucked him like no other.
1:30 yeh i second you on that...atleast i reaped the benefits
In soviet Russia, boner shows YOU!
Is this guy 14? WTF
That is hilarious, sad but hilarious.
Having said that though I would have walked out and left him.
omg you so sucked his big cock right thtere
My bf did the same thing
Hot. Did you suck it like a good lil' whore?
This text is funny...in America.
If he had to use a light in the theatre, it was either packed and the light couldn't get through, or he was small and the light couldn't reach it,..
So did your mom
1:50 is ashamed of his virginity.
11:22 I hope you're dead by now.
How do you know it was in a theater? It could've been at one of their houses
He sounds like a keeper!
9:03 I'm 14 and live in texas and I am willing to bet that my dick is atleast 4 inches bigger than u baby dick.
Was the glaze popcorn butter or something else?
and the light shall guide the way. I hope you went down on him, you whore
I popped wood a few times watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Don't judge me.
Where's the soviet Russia guy? I want to see what he says for this. And how Jeff can make this funny
I have a horrible sinking feeling that his is about me...
At least it ended well =)