I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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life does give out trophy's, ive gotten one
FAIL, if that is seriously your definition of you winning at your life.
you don't deserve one...
4:22 and 4:25 have obviously never been to Oregon. Or maybe they have and are embarrassed about how their own city will never ever be Portland!
you lose at life by default, for living in oregon..
you lose at life for saying you won at life. LAMESTER CITY!
Thats sad if thats winning at life. I mean, thats just an average night if you ask me.
fuck me PUNCK= punch + kick its like a punch kick
but really i just spelled it wrong
I top that. No strings sex, free 12 pack, full body 45 min massage, free grass, free pizza, free breakfast, and a free t-shirt =) No lie. Best Saturday night ever!
Id like to be the first person to PUNCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE 4:19
but i have a feeling it happens a lot
10:31, yeah but you can just have more no connection sex. fuck relationships
i think the 12-pack is your prize...
Try this for amazing...no connection sex, free 1/5th of soco and handle of firefly...
that isnt winning at life because at the end of the day you are alone with your 12 pack and no one there with you.
the 12 pack was your trophy.... tool...
Portland is really not that great. Well, the city is... the people suck.
Have fun being old with a beer belly and alone loser