he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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Who else but Quagmiiire???!!! LOL
This is stupid and fake
6:08 said it all for me lol
If he's that prepared he definitely has a couple STDs
Isn't that on a family guy episode? =\
You are dating a Gyno?
Lol. Riiiight 10:55.
FUCKIN BEATS LIKE A SLUT THEN I PUT
IT IN YA BUTT GOT A PUSS NOTTA BUT
this is so obviously fake.
and 1:30 AM, you're not funny. you're just obnoxious
I sell sex toys. These devices aren't hard to get and they are great to have around for drunk sex when one of you are too sloppy to stand.
I'm gonna report you to the agency that takes dumbasses into custody and beats them for being stupid.
7:11, i never thought it could happen to me
Do you love to bang women in the can? And all those other places I can't remember. Quagmire for president!! >.>
Post script and if they're in a relationship that's what next times for.
"Hello, officer? Yeah, I'd like to report a missing person... and possibly a rapist."
I would get the fuck out of there. That's sketchy as shit.
6:37-- what kind of mans penis wets itself?!
Yup. Definitely dealing with one freaky summabitch there. I got 9-1-1 on speed dial, so no worries.
YOU TRADED MY STIRRUPS FOR A BEER???
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Rick u my bbyyy fcuk meee
So instead of talking about the posts were just writing whatever we want?
Oh yeah, first...big deal.
9:37 I think that's pretty gross maybe I'm a prude but who shares sex toys.
Oh dear lord. Time to leave..
Charles Rutherford says Saddle-up sweet tits!
this sounds like some crap that people send to the Penthouse forum. Totally horseshit
WTF is this all about?
Yea right u dreamer ....
You're never gettin' outta here again.
Omg haha Kansas is the best lol lol lol Texas riteeee omggg lol my
Home town is obviously superior to yours hahah