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  • Or put it in your ass...solves one problem and makes the other more entertaining for your audience.

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jun 19, 13 at 1:09pm
  • What is "put it in your mouth"? Solves both problems.

    Submitted by porksword on Jun 19, 13 at 11:46am
  • The only good thing about this text is porksword's comment. Otherwise, this text is a double shot of epic fail with a "confused as to how not knowing how to eat Twizzlers and going to wedding reception suggests potential bad parenting" chaser

    Submitted by Soulburn on Jun 19, 13 at 4:33pm
  • Bite the ends off and drink cocktails through them till melted and repeat!

    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jun 20, 13 at 10:54pm