So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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DRIVE THROUGH BEER BARN!!!!
Yes, you can get a case of beer, already cold, and a draft beer in a togo cup, all without leaving your vehicle.
God Bless Texas!!!!
yes texas does have pretty girls :)\n\nbut anyways. in new orleans they have drive thru daiquiri shops. thats probably my favorite thing.
There's a drive thru daquiri place, too! You can smell the tequila in their margaritas before they're even in the car!
Texas is the BEST place to be :)
Im not from texas but they definitely have the prettiest girls!
I don't know what you're talking about, 3:49. Bush is from Connecticut.
Texas is the shit. end of story.
"saying that everyone in California is an entitled, overly-tan, asshole who resides in a gigantic beachside mansion."
... well don't they?
new money west coast assholes.
I think Bush pretty much destroyed any possibility of people respecting Texas...
wow... maybe i'll stop making fun of texas so much...
6:38, I love you! haha.
And don't fuck with Texas. It's the best goddamn state ever!
Another thing: don't remember who posted it, but fuck it if there are a lot of Hispanics. I'm a Mexican girl, and from what everyone tells me, I'm hot as hell.
Texas girls, Texas boys, we're all hott. :D
don't mess with texas
^ My friends and I burned an effigy of Bush publicly. We live in Austin, TX.
ahh i love the eskimo hut. drive-thru daquiries/margaritas. right next to the texas state campus :]
Lived in Texas for 3 months and hated every bit of it. But having 6 bars in walking distance was awesome I miss you fort hood!
yea fuck all the rest of you dumbshit americans, texas is probably the best out of all the other shitty states
canada loooves texas!
to all who think we suck and are simply rednecks. we also have Dell, Boeing, MD Anderson, McDonnell Douglas. 58 fortune 500 HQs, more than any other state. soooo, suck it CA, what with your shitty tax laws and massive budget deficit(which is illegal under our constitution). Also, we have prison rodeos....awesome.
OK there are fat people everywhere in our country. Mississippi had been the fattest state for a couple of years now. Texas is #12 behind Oklahoma and Louisiana. All according to the CDC.
arent there a ton of fat people in texas?
do guys in texas think fat girls are hot? because theres a ton of overweight people here...
I'm from Texas and now I've lived in New York for 3 years. There are just as many if not more stupid people up here as down there. God bless Texas!
It's good old fashioned Southern Hospitality....sometimes we throw in free weed that we get from our border friends
Eskimo Hut! best place ever.
@ 3:04...Fuck you, we're from Texas.
I'm moving to Texas in a few months, and will know absolutely no one.
I have a average-to-medium sized penis, read Dostoyevsky, and like to drink. Call me. :)
Love us or hate us... clearly Texas has you talking... more than we can say for whatever lame state you may be from =)
Texas girls, doesn't get any better than that.
not only do we know how to party in texas, but almost everyone is good looking as well.
Hells yeah!!! The things dreams are made of.
Have you ever been to new Orleans? You would never leave.
Dude, I'm not from Texas, and I think it rocks. I've heard of this drive thru booze before, and that if you get pulled over and the paper's still on yer straw, it's not considered an open container. Cracks me up.
After reading this, I think I just need a drink. Texas has more state pride and it is funny as hell. Go Texas, however, I cannot wait to move away from here to a place that has natural beauty... and to those that drink and drive and think you are tight... grow up.
i've had a blast every time i went to texas.
i saw big al (the largest alligator in captivity)
and fed other alligators hot dogs.
it was fantastic.
Everyday when I wake up i hope to read that California has fallen into the Pacific Ocean. That will be one of the greatest days in my life
Texas is amazing! I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could :-) hook em!
Repping Houston right here!
Hell yeah, Texas is the place to be!
Everyone who hates Texas is just ignorant ,and jealous they weren't born here. You will never meet nicer people than Texans. I had known a true asshole until I went to other states. Remember the fucking Alamo bitches.
Amen to 3:09 and 4:31...
LOL @ 3:59, "europian", really?
says the person from Illinois
Texas is the greatest place on earth, no question.
texas is the shit!
not everyone rides horses and are rednecks, people need to chill with it!
wow fyi i lived there for 9 yrs gosh! then moved 2 california!! where i belong(i wuz born here)
Let the haters hate. Texas can take it.
Well, 4:21, that's because you're closest to Dallas. Most of us don't even consider that Texas. We call it South Oklahoma City.
Good looking girls, football, the best mexican food in the world, and tequila and beer everywhere???? Only in Texas
cheers! I moved here from the 815 a couple years ago... nothin like drive thru daquiri or Tequila , or beer, or well hell Texas just kicks ass!
you are talking about eskimo hut i love that place.
everything's better in TEXAS BABY!
2:37 ehhhhh not so much. texas has 3 of the fattest cities in america too.
It does not matter what anyone says about Texas..because we LOVE our state and nothing or no one can change that!! So for all the ppl talking crap about Texas you are falling to deaf ears!!:) Thanks for reassuring me though that you can never get much better than TEXAS!!!
and @ 6:34:
I'm pretty sure it IS legal to drink beer in your car in New Orleans
Or at the very least Its been 28 years and I've yet to find out...
Where is this place you talk of?
Wow, blatant attacks. Just saying Texas rocks, and leaving it at that. :D
3:04, you've obviously never visited austin
been there. drank it. love it.
Hey 10:00... 9:54 here. Will you marry me? I'm a Texas boy.... you're perfect, except for the fact that you're a Longhorn.
I love you Texas. <3
I've visited New Orleans before. It was fun while I was drunk, but after that it just smelled of mildew and failed dreams. After flushing out my nose and promising myself I'd only visit if I was there for Mardi Gras, I decided to swim back to Texas.
I gotta say, I've been to Dallas a few times but I wasn't terribly impressed. It seemed like the whole city was highways. Ah well, maybe other parts of the state are nicer...
Texas does indeed rule, but not for that reason.
I miss the Texas girls I grew up with :(
Yea yall also have dry countys and only beer barns..try Louisiana the only state where the drinking age is 12, they sell top shelf alcohol at wal-mart, and that same wal-mart has a alcohol shop in the parking lot too. The drive through daqs on every corner thy don't I'd for the high schoolers are pretty cool too
our parties are better than your parties
Hey yall so even though Im in LA now, I was born and raised in Texas. It's the fucking shit! GOD
You just kicked the collective population of New Orleans in the dick.
all the obese people in texas make me feel better about myself!
9:54p: Perfect except the Hook 'em eh? Haha, we can work our differences out. ;D
3:27a: Hell yeah, I love you!
9:49a: You're pretty freaking awesome. ^^
This is, the hot Mexican girl btw from 10:00p. =P I can't believe I'm still following this thread. Love this site. Never fails to crack me up.
I fucking love my state!
If the entire state's IQ is 725, then how did I manage to graduate high school a year early with a 3.7 and get into Harvard? I was just curious.
Everyone who hates Texas because they think it's full of rednecks is obviously very close-minded. So close-minded, in fact, that they think they are better than everyone. Those are the most close-minded of them all.
Yeah, Texas is fucking awesome. So are a lot of places. But this particular text was about Texas. If you don't like it, shut the hell up about it.
Did I Say Louisiana was better than Texas? No.
I said the City of New Orleans was better than the state of Texas.
TACO CABANA!!! Drive through margaritas!
Don't mess with Texas....
...It's not nice to pick on retards
Alaska > Texas + any 10 other states + France. Texas blows.
Hell yeah i love Texas...& Eskimo Hut is the drive through liquor/ beer place.
10:33- they also live in zoos
Texas is the best :)
its funny how anything referencing alcoholism will be a "good night" on this site
The best thing you can say about Texas is that it's a great state for alcoholics. Wow that's pretty sad.
I fucking love texas
That's why I call it home
Texas is god's gift to the addict. I count my blessings for living in Dallas.
as long as the straw is taped on top its legal!!
Just got home to Austin after 3 weeks abroad... So glad to be back.
Austin fucking rules. Got the official title of "Hardest Drinking City in America" like a year ago. Not to mention ACL Fest and MarleyFest... we party hard.
Oh yeah!!! It took me 3 years to find out it wasn't legal to drink beer in your car in Texas.
EL PASO represent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we are not racist, and Texas is the only state that would stir up such a controversy. We were our own damn country this is the biggest state in the lower 48.
i love this state, and everyone else is jealouuuus
HAHAHA EL PASO IS BEST CITY EVER CAUSE ONCE YOUR FINISHED GETTING DRUNK YOU JUST GO TO CHICOS AND HAVE A HELL OF A GOOD NIGHT!
I cant wait to get home!
10:53 i agree with u!
i'm from NY and i moved to Texas. no place else i'd rather be.
5:11 you are no longer credible. I'm from Texas, but New Orleans is bad ass. The guy from Oklahoma can shove a corn cob up his ass.
LOL! Ive been to New Orleans and couldnt wait to leave! If Kansas is the bread Basket of America then that would make New Orleans the ass hole of America. I hated it!
441 if ur from Alaska why the fuck r u on this site?? Shudnt u be icefishing; hugging a penguin or somethingg.. But yea anyway New York is def the best and I guess texas is pretty cool as well
wow now i want to move to texas
In fucking LOVE Texas. Best place ever to grow up
Unlike you, 4:09, who is obviously enlightened and open minded. You are a giant douche and no one likes you.
We have those in Louisiana too, and the straw paper rule applies.
In San Antonio they have Beer N' All. Drive thru margs, beer, kegs, daiquiris, and pretty much any other drink you can think of. As long as you keep it in the sealed package while driving, you're golden. How many other people are as proud of their state as Texans? Dallas is NOT South Oklahoma City. We have the Cowboys, Mavs, Stars and FC Dallas (the soccer team). I've lived in other places and travelled around the world and have never been so happy as when I returned to Texas.
Like many have said Texas is extremely diverse. The "racist rednecks" that the state is aparently filled with do exist, but you generally have to drive way out into the country to find them (as with almost any state), so as a reason for not visiting a major city it's a mute point. I have traveled all over North America and lived abroad, and I think Texas has so much to offer anyone who wants to visit or live here. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Best bumper sticker ever: "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could!"
Everyone should follow.
try new orleans...drive through daiquiries, to-go drinks, not in texas. makes it that much better
i think the main reason so many people hate texas so much is because we brag about it so much :) they're just jealous their state isn't such a big deal. and there's really nothing you can say about texas that's going to change any of our minds. you're just wasting your time. :) and 4:21, when you said that the collective IQ was 725, i think you were thinking of the collective IQ A&M students, not the whole state. :p hook 'em!
I can't believe there are actually people from Louisiana here trying to make the one worth-while city they have seem like a paradise by talking about how they have "to go daiquiri" . What kind of wuss wants daiquiris? I'm from the great Hawaii, and have to bow before the greatest state TEXAS! Oh, and like have the US Armed Forces are Texans, don't fuck with them!
Where is this place? I am in Texas and I've never had the pleasure of getting a a to-go cup full of tequila!!
4:31 you rock my world!
Good bless Texas!
omg I moved to TX last year and found out about their drive through Daiquiri stands... as long as the cup is 'taped' shut and the straw wrapper is still on, you're golden ;) Love it.
Hey 8:17.... are you really that stupid? Go get some culture buddy.... clearly you have no idea what you're talking about.
Helllllllll yuhhhh :) welcome to Texas babbyyy :)
Ah Texas. So glad I was born and raised here.
texas is the greatest place in the world.
Only thing I have against Texas is the unbearably hot summers, but that was just based on one trip. Everyone who has ever been to Austin says it's amazing. Wish I could've visited.
Ya I love this place
texas is the fattest state in america
Move to Vegas. You can get a to-go cup of tequila 24 hours a day and no one judges you for it.
texas is amazing. can't beat it!
When did 7-11 start putting tequila in their Slurpees?? Damn, I need to go to 7-11 more often!!
In Harker Heights, Texas... there is a drive thru daquiri place... LOVE IT.
8:52 a ton of fat people would only be like four of them.
and there are a lot of fat people everywhere.
Texas is wonderful. Austin and College Station especially. There are many, many intelligent people here, contrary to popular stereotypes. Oh, and very attractive girls :)
3:44- that's the constituency...
Dallas, Texas throw it up i like im bout to get fucked up
When I first moved here, and found out the liquor stores closed at 9pm and weren't even open on Sundays I realized that I'd rather be anywhere but Texas. Not to mention, they stop selling beer at midnight AND the bars close at 2am too?!
Btw 2:37 (1) almost everyone in Texas is ugly, over-weight and retarded.
(Damn! I miss California..)
Texas should not be in U.S its a shame. Hot girls? Hahaha
Love the Eskimo Hut. Mixed drinks to go.
4:46, agreed, texas would be worthless without austin
Texas is fucking awesome. Let's just say everything is bigger...ladies
Open container law only applies if you get caught,
I'm from Texas and I wouldn't have it any other way:))
That is right bitch. Best state in the country.
texas is the best. i didn't think much of it till i moved to arkansas.. now i miss texas more than anything..
YOU suck cock. probably literally. because you're either an east coast gel hair guido or a west coast dirty tree hugging hippie. Either way, there's gratuitous cock, in and around your mouth.
"Ya'll can go to hell, I'm going to Texas"
-National patriot, Davy Crockett
amen to 6:52. and to 7:39, the fact that you actually used the word homie says it all.
3:04 You're my hero. 1:49 you're pretty funny tho.
i'm guessing you've never been to new orleans.
doesnt texas have the 5 fattest cities in the USA?
Eskimo hut is amazing.
God Bless Texas.
Hot girls, Hot boys, to-go cups of liquor, and football. That's all you need.
449 - penguins live in antarctica, not alaska.
3:36- you sound amazing... too bad I'm not in Texas :(
ESKIMO HUT!!! god bless waco's new eskimo hut. it has made drinking at the pool even better, and i didn't think that was possible.
...don't mess with Texas.
Unless of course you go to Louisiana, where we just so happen to have DRIVE THRU daiquiri shops.
Eskimo Hut. We have one in Spring Texas... Right by Houston. Texas is the fucking best!!!!!! Me an my brother drive to that place all the time. Hehe
6:52 two words for you homie. 1) fuck. 2) you
Those "snow cones" are the shit!!!! PINK PANTY DROPS are the shit!!!! Go Smokers Outlet and Eskimo Hut!!!!!
Texas is great...Dallas, not so much. But yes, should you be addicted to anything you can find it here. ;) Gotta Love it.
I LOVE Texas. I'm so thankful I was born and raised here :)
1:14am - Hook Em Horns!! =) =)
What state are you from O thou retard boy - 10:17?
try New Orleans for go cups too :)
Only state with drive through beer barns? God bless Texas!
come to louisiana drive thru alcohol, the straw law, & the best football in the state GEAUX SAINTS 7-0 WHO DAT!
Great thing about Texas is there are so many types of people every place you go. Travel up and down the coast of California and you'll find the same fucking annoying tree hugging elitist group of people. Texas > California
i live in New York but have family in texas and i can only find it in such a hich place
All i have to say is BEER BARN!!!!!
OH how i love eskimo hut!
You can do that in South Louisiana too!!! GEAUX CAJUNS!
3:04 Glad to know you're so open-minded. You are infinitely superior to all us dumb Texans.
you really got us good there!
i'm from Texas and have yet to see that. BUT in louisiana, the have drive thru Daquiri shops EVERYWHERE
nothin like texas, we do it right
mm, yup, texas is awesome. makes me wanna go to daquiri hut
4:58 You're rifg TX is the shit, that falls from the asshole of the US.
DAMN STRAIGHT TEXAS IS BEST.
5:08, Jersey is for douche bags like yourself, so go back to smelling like axe body spray and shitty pot
Jersey for capital. The shore - fo sho!!!
that's how we do it in texas. everyones' drunk all the time. it's like a bunch of mexicans and irish ppl.
Jesus, it was San Marcos, wasn't it?
TEXAS is the best state, hands down. I've lived here for my whole life and I love it... wouldn't move anywhere else. I currently live in Dallas and think it's amazing. The girls are grade A++... now when people say Texas=Mexico, I agree that there are a lot of hispanics here. But that also makes it amazing b/c all the latina women are amazing too! Ranks of big cities in Texas as follows:
4) San Antonio
austin is the shit, you cant diss it , hot chicks and lenient drinking rules, boating and partying...but the rest of texas can get the hell out...bush fucked you guys
I <3 Tejas
just moved to TX and it is what i call magical hot girl land. also, drive-up liquor stores are amazing. and if you want to go in and pick it out, they'll still carry it out to the car for you.
There's wide variety here in Texas. Where we ride horses to school
5:11 is the asshole of america
drive through daiquiris+mardi gras+saints tailgating= my hometown and favorite city
and yes ive been outside of New Orleans
oh God .. I miss texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :(
I go to college in mexico, and I love it (it doesn't matter if our straw is taped or if the cup's lid is on or not .. just get yourself a pretty safe and pretty eyes) but damn .. there is NOTHING like texas
GOD BLESS TEXAS!
I need directions to this place RIGHT NOW
Buffalo grove bitch!!! (err long grove)
guess who got #1 baby
azusa pacific californias own evangelical christian school
il tell u the girls here simply think prayer has to do with simply being on ur knees
dude why is everybody hting on the mexicans?
besides, california >texas so suck on that.
3:36 dont try to sound europian in Texas with the dostoyevsky, if you want ppl to like you there just fuck your sister, work hard in the field, and hold a shotgun
Houstone, where mexican drugs a hop, skip and a jump away
I agree with 3:59 and 4:09 they are both very intelligent. I live in oklahoma and have grown to hate Texas, (I know I know point beer an drive through liquor) but it doesnt matter when the collective IQ of the whole state is 725...
TX-full of racists, rednecks and rightwing douchebags. Give it to the highest bidder, or better yet nuke that godforsaken place.
The best thing you can say about Texas is that it's a great state for tequila enthusiasts. Wow, that's pretty fucking sweet.
SAN ANTONIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a rockin' city!!
If we just got rid of the Mexicans, it'd be a better state!!!!!!!
GOD BLESS TEXAS! (and I'm from PA)
Yeahhh. Texas is pretty much the shit. Just throwing that out there lol. And I've been to a lot of places...I'm gonna be totally honest we have more than an average amount of hotties. Along with California and Florida.
ahhh the party shack...just watch out of the cop behind the bush
this makes me love texas and i have never even been there..
Louisiana has Texas beat.
We have tons of drive thru daquiri places.
As long as the cap is taped, it's not an open container.
ALL I HAVE TO STATE IS THAT BUSH IS NOT FROM TEXAS! He was born in connecticut, raised here in midland (which is in bfe podunk land) and when to high school in massacusets and college at yale. So don't blame us for all his stupidity.
california is where it's at
i'm not gonna talk shit about texas cuz i've never been there but california is definitely the best state
now yall may understand why you see out of towners with the bumper sticker that says "I wasn't born in Texas, but, Damnit I got here as fast as I could!!"
Yes GOD BLESS TEXAS
Get the stick out of your ass and stop blaming a state for your fucking problems.
Damn hillbillies. Stay in your farms
Yup, it's called the Eskimo Hut. The one in San Marcos not only has daiquiris to go but hands down the cheapest pitchers in town! They've got this bad ass patio out back and you can sit there and drink beer all damn day...very nice.
I miss the Eskimo hut, I want one here
I wanna go to Texas.....
Btw, death to America!
Hey, texas may be the fattest state in the country, but you don't see the health nuts in california and what not getting tequila to go, now do you?
Texas = win
i think the rest of the US would maybe like texas a slight bit if a) it wasnt so retarded, b) it wasnt filled with texans, and/or c) it was given back to mexico as a day of the dead present.
and where is this?, ive been looking for somewhere to do that for me. lol
You must be in south padre
texas=mexico. Noone in the U.S gives a shit a/b those mexicans down south, Well unless we need our roof fixed or lawn mowed.
because you couldnt take a cup of ice with you to the liquor store anywhere else?
If that impresses you, you need to visit New Orleans.
Texas ain't got shit on us... and they're an entire State.
Fuck tequila. It makes me make poor decisions
eww tx sucks cock that place is awful!! ugh losers!!!!!!
they put a piece of tape on it and expect you not to open it on the way home..chhyeaahh right