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  • DRIVE THROUGH BEER BARN!!!! Yes, you can get a case of beer, already cold, and a draft beer in a togo cup, all without leaving your vehicle. God Bless Texas!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Im not from texas but they definitely have the prettiest girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:19pm
  • I don't know what you're talking about, 3:49. Bush is from Connecticut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Texas is the shit. end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:58pm
  • "saying that everyone in California is an entitled, overly-tan, asshole who resides in a gigantic beachside mansion." ... well don't they? new money west coast assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:39pm
  • wow... maybe i'll stop making fun of texas so much...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:28pm
  • don't mess with texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:37pm
  • ^ My friends and I burned an effigy of Bush publicly. We live in Austin, TX.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:58pm
  • There's a drive thru daquiri place, too! You can smell the tequila in their margaritas before they're even in the car! Texas is the BEST place to be :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:56pm
  • I think Bush pretty much destroyed any possibility of people respecting Texas...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:49pm
  • yea fuck all the rest of you dumbshit americans, texas is probably the best out of all the other shitty states canada loooves texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:24pm
  • i've had a blast every time i went to texas. i saw big al (the largest alligator in captivity) and fed other alligators hot dogs. it was fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:42pm
  • not only do we know how to party in texas, but almost everyone is good looking as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 6:38, I love you! haha. Hook 'em! And don't fuck with Texas. It's the best goddamn state ever! Another thing: don't remember who posted it, but fuck it if there are a lot of Hispanics. I'm a Mexican girl, and from what everyone tells me, I'm hot as hell. Texas girls, Texas boys, we're all hott. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:00pm
  • OK there are fat people everywhere in our country. Mississippi had been the fattest state for a couple of years now. Texas is #12 behind Oklahoma and Louisiana. All according to the CDC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:05pm
  • do guys in texas think fat girls are hot? because theres a ton of overweight people here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:38am
  • you are talking about eskimo hut i love that place. everything's better in TEXAS BABY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:19am
  • Eskimo Hut! best place ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:46am
  • arent there a ton of fat people in texas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:52pm
  • @ 3:04...Fuck you, we're from Texas. Enough said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:59pm
  • texas is the shit! not everyone rides horses and are rednecks, people need to chill with it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:46pm
  • yes texas does have pretty girls :)\n\nbut anyways. in new orleans they have drive thru daiquiri shops. thats probably my favorite thing.

    Submitted by sas627 on Jan 14, 11 at 11:16pm
  • Repping Houston right here! Hell yeah, Texas is the place to be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:19am
  • Everyday when I wake up i hope to read that California has fallen into the Pacific Ocean. That will be one of the greatest days in my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Texas is amazing! I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could :-) hook em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:36am
  • Well, 4:21, that's because you're closest to Dallas. Most of us don't even consider that Texas. We call it South Oklahoma City.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Dude, I'm not from Texas, and I think it rocks. I've heard of this drive thru booze before, and that if you get pulled over and the paper's still on yer straw, it's not considered an open container. Cracks me up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Ya I love this place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:29pm
  • I'm from Texas and now I've lived in New York for 3 years. There are just as many if not more stupid people up here as down there. God bless Texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30pm
  • It's good old fashioned Southern Hospitality....sometimes we throw in free weed that we get from our border friends

    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 9:52pm
  • Love us or hate us... clearly Texas has you talking... more than we can say for whatever lame state you may be from =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Amen to 3:09 and 4:31...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Lived in Texas for 3 months and hated every bit of it. But having 6 bars in walking distance was awesome I miss you fort hood!

    Submitted by DamnCali on Oct 25, 10 at 2:44am
  • Hey 10:00... 9:54 here. Will you marry me? I'm a Texas boy.... you're perfect, except for the fact that you're a Longhorn. Sic'em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:14pm
  • LOL @ 3:59, "europian", really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Daiquiri express!?

    Submitted by wonder1 on Feb 11, 12 at 5:35pm
  • Have you ever been to new Orleans? You would never leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Everyone who hates Texas is just ignorant ,and jealous they weren't born here. You will never meet nicer people than Texans. I had known a true asshole until I went to other states. Remember the fucking Alamo bitches.

    Submitted by KMeaux on May 21, 10 at 2:36am
  • to all who think we suck and are simply rednecks. we also have Dell, Boeing, MD Anderson, McDonnell Douglas. 58 fortune 500 HQs, more than any other state. soooo, suck it CA, what with your shitty tax laws and massive budget deficit(which is illegal under our constitution). Also, we have prison rodeos....awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I'm moving to Texas in a few months, and will know absolutely no one. I have a average-to-medium sized penis, read Dostoyevsky, and like to drink. Call me. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:36pm
  • That's why I call it home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:55am
  • Hells yeah!!! The things dreams are made of.

    Submitted by freezepop on Jun 22, 10 at 6:54pm
  • ahh i love the eskimo hut. drive-thru daquiries/margaritas. right next to the texas state campus :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:30am
  • It does not matter what anyone says about Texas..because we LOVE our state and nothing or no one can change that!! So for all the ppl talking crap about Texas you are falling to deaf ears!!:) Thanks for reassuring me though that you can never get much better than TEXAS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:11pm
  • I love you Texas. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:07am
  • Let the haters hate. Texas can take it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Texas girls, doesn't get any better than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35pm
  • 5:11 you are no longer credible. I'm from Texas, but New Orleans is bad ass. The guy from Oklahoma can shove a corn cob up his ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:21pm
  • our parties are better than your parties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:16pm
  • and @ 6:34: I'm pretty sure it IS legal to drink beer in your car in New Orleans Or at the very least Its been 28 years and I've yet to find out...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:36am
  • 3:04, you've obviously never visited austin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Yea yall also have dry countys and only beer barns..try Louisiana the only state where the drinking age is 12, they sell top shelf alcohol at wal-mart, and that same wal-mart has a alcohol shop in the parking lot too. The drive through daqs on every corner thy don't I'd for the high schoolers are pretty cool too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:37am
  • 10:53 i agree with u!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Texas is the best :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:38pm
  • i think the main reason so many people hate texas so much is because we brag about it so much :) they're just jealous their state isn't such a big deal. and there's really nothing you can say about texas that's going to change any of our minds. you're just wasting your time. :) and 4:21, when you said that the collective IQ was 725, i think you were thinking of the collective IQ A&M students, not the whole state. :p hook 'em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:38pm
  • been there. drank it. love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:18am
  • Unlike you, 4:09, who is obviously enlightened and open minded. You are a giant douche and no one likes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Where is this place you talk of?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:57pm
  • I gotta say, I've been to Dallas a few times but I wasn't terribly impressed. It seemed like the whole city was highways. Ah well, maybe other parts of the state are nicer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:18pm
  • i'm from NY and i moved to Texas. no place else i'd rather be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Good looking girls, football, the best mexican food in the world, and tequila and beer everywhere???? Only in Texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 449 - penguins live in antarctica, not alaska.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:33pm
  • its funny how anything referencing alcoholism will be a "good night" on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I fucking love my state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Wow, blatant attacks. Just saying Texas rocks, and leaving it at that. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:44pm
  • wow fyi i lived there for 9 yrs gosh! then moved 2 california!! where i belong(i wuz born here)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Just got home to Austin after 3 weeks abroad... So glad to be back. Austin fucking rules. Got the official title of "Hardest Drinking City in America" like a year ago. Not to mention ACL Fest and MarleyFest... we party hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Helllllllll yuhhhh :) welcome to Texas babbyyy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:43am
  • Best bumper sticker ever: "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could!" Everyone should follow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:23pm
  • After reading this, I think I just need a drink. Texas has more state pride and it is funny as hell. Go Texas, however, I cannot wait to move away from here to a place that has natural beauty... and to those that drink and drive and think you are tight... grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Hey yall so even though Im in LA now, I was born and raised in Texas. It's the fucking shit! GOD BLESS TEXAS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:12pm
  • You can do that in South Louisiana too!!! GEAUX CAJUNS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:14pm
  • When I first moved here, and found out the liquor stores closed at 9pm and weren't even open on Sundays I realized that I'd rather be anywhere but Texas. Not to mention, they stop selling beer at midnight AND the bars close at 2am too?! Btw 2:37 (1) almost everyone in Texas is ugly, over-weight and retarded. (Damn! I miss California..)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:33am
  • Like many have said Texas is extremely diverse. The "racist rednecks" that the state is aparently filled with do exist, but you generally have to drive way out into the country to find them (as with almost any state), so as a reason for not visiting a major city it's a mute point. I have traveled all over North America and lived abroad, and I think Texas has so much to offer anyone who wants to visit or live here. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:37am
  • try new orleans...drive through daiquiries, to-go drinks, not in texas. makes it that much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:03am
  • 10:33- they also live in zoos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:51pm
  • When did 7-11 start putting tequila in their Slurpees?? Damn, I need to go to 7-11 more often!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:00am
  • The best thing you can say about Texas is that it's a great state for alcoholics. Wow that's pretty sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:14am
  • Did I Say Louisiana was better than Texas? No. I said the City of New Orleans was better than the state of Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:58am
  • wow now i want to move to texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:41pm
  • says the person from Illinois

    Submitted by Lixx on Nov 26, 10 at 7:21pm
  • 9:54p: Perfect except the Hook 'em eh? Haha, we can work our differences out. ;D 3:27a: Hell yeah, I love you! 9:49a: You're pretty freaking awesome. ^^ This is, the hot Mexican girl btw from 10:00p. =P I can't believe I'm still following this thread. Love this site. Never fails to crack me up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:52pm
  • TEXAS is the best state, hands down. I've lived here for my whole life and I love it... wouldn't move anywhere else. I currently live in Dallas and think it's amazing. The girls are grade A++... now when people say Texas=Mexico, I agree that there are a lot of hispanics here. But that also makes it amazing b/c all the latina women are amazing too! Ranks of big cities in Texas as follows: 1) Dallas 2) Austin 3) Houston 4) San Antonio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Love the Eskimo Hut. Mixed drinks to go.

    Submitted by myershg on Jan 12, 12 at 11:55pm
  • Ah Texas. So glad I was born and raised here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:10am
  • as long as the straw is taped on top its legal!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:52am
  • omg I moved to TX last year and found out about their drive through Daiquiri stands... as long as the cup is 'taped' shut and the straw wrapper is still on, you're golden ;) Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:09pm
  • In fucking LOVE Texas. Best place ever to grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:21pm
  • 2:37 ehhhhh not so much. texas has 3 of the fattest cities in america too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:32pm
  • doesnt texas have the 5 fattest cities in the USA?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:31pm
  • I fucking love texas

    Submitted by Cjcausin on Mar 29, 11 at 7:46pm
  • Oh yeah!!! It took me 3 years to find out it wasn't legal to drink beer in your car in Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:24am
  • Texas does indeed rule, but not for that reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:32pm
  • I miss the Texas girls I grew up with :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:16pm
  • texas is amazing. can't beat it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:44pm
  • cheers! I moved here from the 815 a couple years ago... nothin like drive thru daquiri or Tequila , or beer, or well hell Texas just kicks ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:43am
  • Ouch 8:37. You just kicked the collective population of New Orleans in the dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 441 if ur from Alaska why the fuck r u on this site?? Shudnt u be icefishing; hugging a penguin or somethingg.. But yea anyway New York is def the best and I guess texas is pretty cool as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:49pm
  • LOL! Ive been to New Orleans and couldnt wait to leave! If Kansas is the bread Basket of America then that would make New Orleans the ass hole of America. I hated it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:11pm
  • 4:46, agreed, texas would be worthless without austin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:51pm
  • 4:31 you rock my world! Good bless Texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:40pm
  • We have those in Louisiana too, and the straw paper rule applies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Great thing about Texas is there are so many types of people every place you go. Travel up and down the coast of California and you'll find the same fucking annoying tree hugging elitist group of people. Texas > California

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:11am
  • Texas is god's gift to the addict. I count my blessings for living in Dallas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Those "snow cones" are the shit!!!! PINK PANTY DROPS are the shit!!!! Go Smokers Outlet and Eskimo Hut!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:03am
  • Texas is the greatest place on earth, no question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:34am
  • Texas is wonderful. Austin and College Station especially. There are many, many intelligent people here, contrary to popular stereotypes. Oh, and very attractive girls :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:22pm
  • I cant wait to get home!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:53am
  • TACO CABANA!!! Drive through margaritas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:32am
  • 8:52 a ton of fat people would only be like four of them. and there are a lot of fat people everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:47pm
  • I've visited New Orleans before. It was fun while I was drunk, but after that it just smelled of mildew and failed dreams. After flushing out my nose and promising myself I'd only visit if I was there for Mardi Gras, I decided to swim back to Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:37pm
  • EL PASO represent!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are not racist, and Texas is the only state that would stir up such a controversy. We were our own damn country this is the biggest state in the lower 48. i love this state, and everyone else is jealouuuus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:09pm
    • HAHAHA EL PASO IS BEST CITY EVER CAUSE ONCE YOUR FINISHED GETTING DRUNK YOU JUST GO TO CHICOS AND HAVE A HELL OF A GOOD NIGHT!

      Submitted by Dinnyfbby on Apr 25, 10 at 3:51am
  • Hey 8:17.... are you really that stupid? Go get some culture buddy.... clearly you have no idea what you're talking about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Only thing I have against Texas is the unbearably hot summers, but that was just based on one trip. Everyone who has ever been to Austin says it's amazing. Wish I could've visited.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Texas should not be in U.S its a shame. Hot girls? Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Alaska > Texas + any 10 other states + France. Texas blows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Texas.....FUCK YEAH!

    Submitted by totums76 on Aug 7, 10 at 3:30am
  • That is right bitch. Best state in the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:34am
  • In San Antonio they have Beer N' All. Drive thru margs, beer, kegs, daiquiris, and pretty much any other drink you can think of. As long as you keep it in the sealed package while driving, you're golden. How many other people are as proud of their state as Texans? Dallas is NOT South Oklahoma City. We have the Cowboys, Mavs, Stars and FC Dallas (the soccer team). I've lived in other places and travelled around the world and have never been so happy as when I returned to Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I can't believe there are actually people from Louisiana here trying to make the one worth-while city they have seem like a paradise by talking about how they have "to go daiquiri" . What kind of wuss wants daiquiris? I'm from the great Hawaii, and have to bow before the greatest state TEXAS! Oh, and like have the US Armed Forces are Texans, don't fuck with them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:21am
  • try New Orleans for go cups too :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Where is this place? I am in Texas and I've never had the pleasure of getting a a to-go cup full of tequila!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:01pm
  • i live in New York but have family in texas and i can only find it in such a hich place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:51am
  • 6:52 two words for you homie. 1) fuck. 2) you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:39pm
  • If the entire state's IQ is 725, then how did I manage to graduate high school a year early with a 3.7 and get into Harvard? I was just curious. Everyone who hates Texas because they think it's full of rednecks is obviously very close-minded. So close-minded, in fact, that they think they are better than everyone. Those are the most close-minded of them all. Yeah, Texas is fucking awesome. So are a lot of places. But this particular text was about Texas. If you don't like it, shut the hell up about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Open container law only applies if you get caught,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:05pm
  • texas is the greatest place in the world. just fyi...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:21am
  • texas is the fattest state in america

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:14am
  • Texas is fucking awesome. Let's just say everything is bigger...ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Eskimo Hut. We have one in Spring Texas... Right by Houston. Texas is the fucking best!!!!!! Me an my brother drive to that place all the time. Hehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:02am
  • ALL I HAVE TO STATE IS THAT BUSH IS NOT FROM TEXAS! He was born in connecticut, raised here in midland (which is in bfe podunk land) and when to high school in massacusets and college at yale. So don't blame us for all his stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Eskimo Hut!!! I <3 Tejas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 3:44- that's the constituency...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:38pm
  • I'm from Texas and I wouldn't have it any other way:))

    Submitted by bbrandinicolee on Nov 14, 10 at 10:21pm
  • come to louisiana drive thru alcohol, the straw law, & the best football in the state GEAUX SAINTS 7-0 WHO DAT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:54am
  • mm, yup, texas is awesome. makes me wanna go to daquiri hut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:57am
  • Houstone, where mexican drugs a hop, skip and a jump away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:13pm
  • Hell yeah i love Texas...& Eskimo Hut is the drive through liquor/ beer place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:43pm
  • 3:04 You're my hero. 1:49 you're pretty funny tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:06pm
  • amen to 6:52. and to 7:39, the fact that you actually used the word homie says it all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:13am
  • YOU suck cock. probably literally. because you're either an east coast gel hair guido or a west coast dirty tree hugging hippie. Either way, there's gratuitous cock, in and around your mouth. "Ya'll can go to hell, I'm going to Texas" -National patriot, Davy Crockett

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Move to Vegas. You can get a to-go cup of tequila 24 hours a day and no one judges you for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:33pm
  • all the obese people in texas make me feel better about myself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Only state with drive through beer barns? God bless Texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Texas is great...Dallas, not so much. But yes, should you be addicted to anything you can find it here. ;) Gotta Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:51pm
  • ...don't mess with Texas.

    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 29, 12 at 1:03pm
  • DAMN STRAIGHT TEXAS IS BEST.

    Submitted by AllisonS on Feb 14, 11 at 3:49am
  • Eskimo hut is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:33pm
  • i'm guessing you've never been to new orleans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:39am
  • i'm from Texas and have yet to see that. BUT in louisiana, the have drive thru Daquiri shops EVERYWHERE

    Submitted by Rhys_DIvore31 on Jul 5, 12 at 11:38pm
  • oh God .. I miss texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( I go to college in mexico, and I love it (it doesn't matter if our straw is taped or if the cup's lid is on or not .. just get yourself a pretty safe and pretty eyes) but damn .. there is NOTHING like texas GOD BLESS TEXAS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:23am
  • All i have to say is BEER BARN!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 3:36 dont try to sound europian in Texas with the dostoyevsky, if you want ppl to like you there just fuck your sister, work hard in the field, and hold a shotgun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:59pm
  • I LOVE Texas. I'm so thankful I was born and raised here :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:20am
  • In Harker Heights, Texas... there is a drive thru daquiri place... LOVE IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:16pm
  • just moved to TX and it is what i call magical hot girl land. also, drive-up liquor stores are amazing. and if you want to go in and pick it out, they'll still carry it out to the car for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:41am
  • ESKIMO HUT!!! god bless waco's new eskimo hut. it has made drinking at the pool even better, and i didn't think that was possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:30am
  • 3:36- you sound amazing... too bad I'm not in Texas :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:47pm
  • texas is the best. i didn't think much of it till i moved to arkansas.. now i miss texas more than anything..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:19am
  • God Bless Texas. Hot girls, Hot boys, to-go cups of liquor, and football. That's all you need. Hook em'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:14am
  • Don't mess with Texas.... ...It's not nice to pick on retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:02am
  • I need directions to this place RIGHT NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:39pm
  • now yall may understand why you see out of towners with the bumper sticker that says "I wasn't born in Texas, but, Damnit I got here as fast as I could!!" Yes GOD BLESS TEXAS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:01am
  • OH how i love eskimo hut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Dallas, Texas throw it up i like im bout to get fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:19pm
  • 4:58 You're rifg TX is the shit, that falls from the asshole of the US.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:27pm
  • What state are you from O thou retard boy - 10:17?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30pm
  • austin is the shit, you cant diss it , hot chicks and lenient drinking rules, boating and partying...but the rest of texas can get the hell out...bush fucked you guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Yeahhh. Texas is pretty much the shit. Just throwing that out there lol. And I've been to a lot of places...I'm gonna be totally honest we have more than an average amount of hotties. Along with California and Florida.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 12, 11 at 11:20am
  • There's wide variety here in Texas. Where we ride horses to school

    Submitted by yert on Jul 3, 10 at 12:51am
  • Jersey for capital. The shore - fo sho!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:08pm
  • You must be in south padre

    Submitted by Tesson_19 on Mar 13, 10 at 2:39am
  • Buffalo grove bitch!!! (err long grove)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 1:14am - Hook Em Horns!! =) =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:03am
  • Dear Liberals, Get the stick out of your ass and stop blaming a state for your fucking problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:02pm
  • california is where it's at i'm not gonna talk shit about texas cuz i've never been there but california is definitely the best state

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:56pm
  • you really got us good there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:05pm
  • 5:11 is the asshole of america drive through daiquiris+mardi gras+saints tailgating= my hometown and favorite city and yes ive been outside of New Orleans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:50pm
  • nothin like texas, we do it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:00am
  • I agree with 3:59 and 4:09 they are both very intelligent. I live in oklahoma and have grown to hate Texas, (I know I know point beer an drive through liquor) but it doesnt matter when the collective IQ of the whole state is 725...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Jesus, it was San Marcos, wasn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:52am
  • 5:08, Jersey is for douche bags like yourself, so go back to smelling like axe body spray and shitty pot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:52pm
  • 3:04 Glad to know you're so open-minded. You are infinitely superior to all us dumb Texans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:09pm
  • i think the rest of the US would maybe like texas a slight bit if a) it wasnt so retarded, b) it wasnt filled with texans, and/or c) it was given back to mexico as a day of the dead present.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:04pm
  • that's how we do it in texas. everyones' drunk all the time. it's like a bunch of mexicans and irish ppl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:30am
  • dude why is everybody hting on the mexicans? besides, california >texas so suck on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:23am
  • Yup, it's called the Eskimo Hut. The one in San Marcos not only has daiquiris to go but hands down the cheapest pitchers in town! They've got this bad ass patio out back and you can sit there and drink beer all damn day...very nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Unless of course you go to Louisiana, where we just so happen to have DRIVE THRU daiquiri shops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:43pm
  • ahhh the party shack...just watch out of the cop behind the bush

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:14pm
  • The best thing you can say about Texas is that it's a great state for tequila enthusiasts. Wow, that's pretty fucking sweet. fix'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:54am
  • 3:27 guess who got #1 baby azusa pacific californias own evangelical christian school il tell u the girls here simply think prayer has to do with simply being on ur knees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:07am
  • pft. Louisiana has Texas beat. We have tons of drive thru daquiri places. As long as the cap is taped, it's not an open container.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Damn hillbillies. Stay in your farms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:24pm
  • this makes me love texas and i have never even been there..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:53pm
  • I miss the Eskimo hut, I want one here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:41am
  • I wanna go to Texas.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:58pm
  • SAN ANTONIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a rockin' city!! If we just got rid of the Mexicans, it'd be a better state!!!!!!! GOD BLESS TEXAS! (and I'm from PA)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:17pm
  • eww tx sucks cock that place is awful!! ugh losers!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Fuck tequila. It makes me make poor decisions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:15am
  • TX-full of racists, rednecks and rightwing douchebags. Give it to the highest bidder, or better yet nuke that godforsaken place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:09pm
  • and where is this?, ive been looking for somewhere to do that for me. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:15pm
  • texas=mexico. Noone in the U.S gives a shit a/b those mexicans down south, Well unless we need our roof fixed or lawn mowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:16pm
  • because you couldnt take a cup of ice with you to the liquor store anywhere else?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Btw, death to America!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:59pm
  • If that impresses you, you need to visit New Orleans. Texas ain't got shit on us... and they're an entire State.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:34am
  • Hey, texas may be the fattest state in the country, but you don't see the health nuts in california and what not getting tequila to go, now do you? Texas = win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:10am
  • they put a piece of tape on it and expect you not to open it on the way home..chhyeaahh right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:06pm