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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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It's hard to get in but once it's in there it'll touch places you never knew you had :)
says the guy with a crooked cock.
captain hook!
Did Brett Farve send you a picture of his cock too?
just call him boomerang.
...or is it bonerang?
Maybe you'll get lucky and it will curve in the general direction of your G-spot! Doubtful but I'm trying to stay positive!
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Don't knock it until you've tried it ;-)
Dude if it curved up, you've got yourself a winner. Trust me. Don't knock it, curved is amaaaazing =)
p.s. @waterdrops ....wtf.
If it's really curved theres a large chance that its Peyronies disease and he should go to a doctor.
@BurningMelon. LOL
I'm from Murray KY and I only know of one crooked dick here. Wonder if it's the same one? Can't be too many of those hangin around this small town...
@rooster92: more like BANG-arang! Zing!
Yum.
Call that curveball...
How did you get that picture? I meant to send it to my gf
All I hear is there's alot of crooked dinks out there lol
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