He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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It's hard to get in but once it's in there it'll touch places you never knew you had :)
says the guy with a crooked cock.
Did Brett Farve send you a picture of his cock too?
just call him boomerang.
...or is it bonerang?
Maybe you'll get lucky and it will curve in the general direction of your G-spot! Doubtful but I'm trying to stay positive!
Dude if it curved up, you've got yourself a winner. Trust me. Don't knock it, curved is amaaaazing =)
The new bananagram
I'm from Murray KY and I only know of one crooked dick here. Wonder if it's the same one? Can't be too many of those hangin around this small town...
nah, I'm in BG. (I'm the OP btw) the guy I speak of, we actually dated for a year. sex was good.
p.s. @waterdrops ....wtf.
If it's really curved theres a large chance that its Peyronies disease and he should go to a doctor.
Don't knock it until you've tried it ;-)
Call that curveball...
@rooster92: more like BANG-arang! Zing!
How did you get that picture? I meant to send it to my gf
All I hear is there's alot of crooked dinks out there lol