Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
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funny... cankles and ambiguity=not
Cankles are old news. Get original.
and coke and negligence aren't...
frat boys and their dumb, shitty humor that made dane cook popular.
french was my frat brother in college!
<3 Jimmy Fallon... very yummy.
Dane Cook, well he shouldn't be funny, but he manages to make me smile every once in a while. Nice on the eyes as well.
but theyre no beaches in Atlanta
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were Max
True, no beaches in Atlanta, but since he was texting someone from the 305, perhaps 404 is a transplant...like pretty much everyone in Atlanta.
cankles are only funny if you spot them on somebody. shut the fuck up and quit trying to tell people about your text when it didnt get posted. if you're so worried about your shit getting on here submit something with quality, cunt
Seriously dragons are way funnier
3:50 I really don't think it was funny.. And if you don't like the site don't read it. and STFU.. Thanks! :)
an error has occured; your life.
this shit got posted? how did my text about cankles and the abmiguity of the calf and foot starting and ending not get posted. fuck tfln
No. Dane Cook is energetic. His jokes are terrible.
Dane Cook is about as funny Jimmy Fallon...which is not funny at all.
let's stop talking about cankles
hahahah this text is ridiculous
yes. that is correct.
3:50 dont be mad that ur shit wasnt funny
you have cankles that's why. fat fuck
jimmy fallon is oh so cute tho
dane cook is hilarious suck a dick
dane cook has road rash on his face. fuck him and his shitty, plagiarized stand up.
This text is hilarious.
P.s. I don't like Dane Cook but can we all agree he's a douche and move on?
i thought it was hilarious.Cankles? Not that funny....
3:53(2), eat a bag of dicks.
this shit isn't funny either...
cankles, on the other hand, are fucking hilarious.
um, dane cook is amazing.
dane cook looks like a cave troll. or something from middle-earth, perhaps. of course, he's the famous one who duped all of you morons and took your money. so, i say, good for him!