I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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Kinda creepy but fuckin hilarious!!
this is actually the funniest (albeit creepy) thing I have read in a while. thank you so much.
Maybe it's a straight guy telling this girl he loves her enough to suck her dick if she had one.
258 burn in hell you sick fuck
I wanna read the rest of this conversation..
haha i love connecticut
531 its a curse really. its so we can smell how much shittier the rest of the country is.
8:37...I thought that they were both girls, but not lesbian-just saying if her friend had a dick she'd suck it.
But yes, either way still creepy.
I am going to rub one out to Farrah Fawcett's dead coffin picture, and it will be funny. You censoring sperm-garglers.
$10 says the person who texted you is a guy.
Lol! I'm a girl, and one of my ex boyfriends told me that once. I was kinda creeped out and flattered at the same time.
nice observation 837
and connecticut blows.
question, why does everyone in new england have huge noses?
Only in CT baby
i've definitely had this conversation with my best friend.