I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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this is actually the funniest (albeit creepy) thing I have read in a while. thank you so much.
Kinda creepy but fuckin hilarious!!
258 burn in hell you sick fuck
Maybe it's a straight guy telling this girl he loves her enough to suck her dick if she had one.
I wanna read the rest of this conversation..
haha i love connecticut
8:37...I thought that they were both girls, but not lesbian-just saying if her friend had a dick she'd suck it.
But yes, either way still creepy.
$10 says the person who texted you is a guy.
531 its a curse really. its so we can smell how much shittier the rest of the country is.
Lol! I'm a girl, and one of my ex boyfriends told me that once. I was kinda creeped out and flattered at the same time.
I am going to rub one out to Farrah Fawcett's dead coffin picture, and it will be funny. You censoring sperm-garglers.
nice observation 837
and connecticut blows.
question, why does everyone in new england have huge noses?
Only in CT baby
i've definitely had this conversation with my best friend.