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  • 54 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:11am

    proud slightly but noticeably above average shower :D

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:00pm

    No, 4:20, that saying has been around for ages. My 78 year old grandfather warned me years and years ago that it is a bold-faced lie that sad little men will tell a woman in a desperate bid to hide his inadequacies.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:36pm

    i mean what is average anyway...? my guess is 7in

  • 48 49
    Submitted by juicy15 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:53am

    Guys in tight pants are the hottest. :D

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:29am

    MS as in MS Paint? C'mon, atleast use Photoshop and make it look somewhat real. I love how every guy jumps on saying "I know this dude!" and every guy follows with "I am this dude!" when somebody mentions a large dangle in a text. Who the fuck are you cockpockets trying to impress?

    • 30 59
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 6, 11 at 8:17pm

      1. I have no relation to this text 2. I approve of your use of the word cockpocket

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:20pm

    4:13 you get that line from Weeds? lol

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:09pm

    you guys are stupid. literally trying to be more sarcastic and and droll than the other. and you dont even know each other.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:14pm

    i think i know this guy...

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:49pm

    i rock the average cock

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:20pm

    Hmm. Nice try but lame.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:31am

    *every girl. My bad.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:20am

    i dont know wether to laugh or cum

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:51am

    9:12 im pretty sure you measure along the top side of your penis from the base to tip

  • 45 59
    Submitted by cowhead on Jul 12, 10 at 2:29am

    Oh seriously? Dannnng

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:15am

    i got 11" of MS white lightning

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:34pm

    I would like to learn from this guy... I wear baggy pants and I still can't hide the beast.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:34am

    Actually it's proven that some can grow up to 3x their size when erect. That's why I love mine. At first it's like "is that it?" and then... SURPRISE, Bitches!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:30pm

    i think i AM this guy...

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:03pm

    5:00; sorry to say but your grandpa is a bit cocky. (see what I did there). There are men who do grow for a performance, and there are men who are all there from the get go.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:48pm

    P.s. He's from Kansas city, too! Hahaha

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:52am

    I'm sportin a 1.5er atm, but once i get goin, it can stretch out to almost 6. Almost.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:40pm

    5:14 that's the fucking dumbest logic ever...you just picked numbers that proved your point.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:26am

    4:21 YESSSSSS. 1:00 NOOO.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:43pm

    I am definitely not this guy

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:12pm

    6:45, are you supposed to measure from the base from the top, or from the side? i've noticed that you can add half an inch if you measure from the side, jsyk.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:00am

    can we say.. jonas brothers?

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:13pm

    Ha i think i know this guy too!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:53pm

    There are showers and growers, actually, I know a guy who is a shower and it's basically the same length flaccid, and when it gets hard it just does that -- gets hard. It stays the same length. It basically looks like he has a semi all the time

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:11pm

    P.S 5:03- Lovely little play on words there. Wit is too often lacking in life, and anyone that can spit decent double entendre is indeed amusing.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    you know david bowie!! lol

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:30am

    ^^ xD ryan ross, to be trueeee.

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:14pm

    yeah, let's say a 1.5" grower grows 3x --- 4.5" and a 2.5" shower grows only 2x --- 5" hence the shower always wins

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:46pm

    Sounds like my boyfriend! Haa

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:22pm

    theres too many guys that fit that profile

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:01pm

    5:14: lolz, logic fail

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:13pm

    It's only good if it actually fits in.

  • 35 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:45pm

    5:36 average is 5.5"

  • 30 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:09pm

    I'm sure that *might* be true, 5:03, but I have yet to meet a man that triumphantly claims "I'm a grower, not a shower" that actually grows much at all. Hence, my skepticism..