I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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No, 4:20, that saying has been around for ages. My 78 year old grandfather warned me years and years ago that it is a bold-faced lie that sad little men will tell a woman in a desperate bid to hide his inadequacies.
proud slightly but noticeably above average shower :D
i mean what is average anyway...? my guess is 7in
i rock the average cock
Hmm. Nice try but lame.
i got 11" of MS white lightning
you guys are stupid. literally trying to be more sarcastic and and droll than the other. and you dont even know each other.
i think i know this guy...
5:00; sorry to say but your grandpa is a bit cocky. (see what I did there). There are men who do grow for a performance, and there are men who are all there from the get go.
4:13 you get that line from Weeds? lol
Guys in tight pants are the hottest. :D
I'm sportin a 1.5er atm, but once i get goin, it can stretch out to almost 6. Almost.
9:12 im pretty sure you measure along the top side of your penis from the base to tip
5:14 that's the fucking dumbest logic ever...you just picked numbers that proved your point.
I would like to learn from this guy... I wear baggy pants and I still can't hide the beast.
*every girl. My bad.
MS as in MS Paint? C'mon, atleast use Photoshop and make it look somewhat real.
I love how every guy jumps on saying "I know this dude!" and every guy follows with "I am this dude!" when somebody mentions a large dangle in a text. Who the fuck are you cockpockets trying to impress?
1. I have no relation to this text 2. I approve of your use of the word cockpocket
Actually it's proven that some can grow up to 3x their size when erect.
That's why I love mine. At first it's like "is that it?"
Oh seriously? Dannnng
6:45, are you supposed to measure from the base from the top, or from the side? i've noticed that you can add half an inch if you measure from the side, jsyk.
Ha i think i know this guy too!
can we say.. jonas brothers?
There are showers and growers, actually, I know a guy who is a shower and it's basically the same length flaccid, and when it gets hard it just does that -- gets hard. It stays the same length. It basically looks like he has a semi all the time
i think i AM this guy...
theres too many guys that fit that profile
i dont know wether to laugh or cum
I am definitely not this guy
^^ xD ryan ross, to be trueeee.
you know david bowie!! lol
P.s. He's from Kansas city, too! Hahaha
5:36 average is 5.5"
5:14: lolz, logic fail
yeah, let's say a 1.5" grower grows 3x --- 4.5"
and a 2.5" shower grows only 2x --- 5"
hence the shower always wins
Lovely little play on words there. Wit is too often lacking in life, and anyone that can spit decent double entendre is indeed amusing.
It's only good if it actually fits in.
Sounds like my boyfriend! Haa
I'm sure that *might* be true, 5:03, but I have yet to meet a man that triumphantly claims "I'm a grower, not a shower" that actually grows much at all. Hence, my skepticism..