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  • No, 4:20, that saying has been around for ages. My 78 year old grandfather warned me years and years ago that it is a bold-faced lie that sad little men will tell a woman in a desperate bid to hide his inadequacies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:00pm
  • proud slightly but noticeably above average shower :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:11am
  • i mean what is average anyway...? my guess is 7in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:36pm
  • i rock the average cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Hmm. Nice try but lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:20pm
  • you guys are stupid. literally trying to be more sarcastic and and droll than the other. and you dont even know each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:09pm
  • 4:13 you get that line from Weeds? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:20pm
  • i think i know this guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:14pm
  • i got 11" of MS white lightning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:15am
  • I'm sportin a 1.5er atm, but once i get goin, it can stretch out to almost 6. Almost.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:52am
  • 9:12 im pretty sure you measure along the top side of your penis from the base to tip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:51am
  • 5:14 that's the fucking dumbest logic ever...you just picked numbers that proved your point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 5:00; sorry to say but your grandpa is a bit cocky. (see what I did there). There are men who do grow for a performance, and there are men who are all there from the get go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Guys in tight pants are the hottest. :D

    Submitted by juicy15 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:53am
  • I would like to learn from this guy... I wear baggy pants and I still can't hide the beast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:34pm
  • MS as in MS Paint? C'mon, atleast use Photoshop and make it look somewhat real. I love how every guy jumps on saying "I know this dude!" and every guy follows with "I am this dude!" when somebody mentions a large dangle in a text. Who the fuck are you cockpockets trying to impress?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:29am
    • 1. I have no relation to this text 2. I approve of your use of the word cockpocket

      Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 6, 11 at 8:17pm
  • *every girl. My bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:31am
  • 6:45, are you supposed to measure from the base from the top, or from the side? i've noticed that you can add half an inch if you measure from the side, jsyk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Ha i think i know this guy too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Oh seriously? Dannnng

    Submitted by cowhead on Jul 12, 10 at 2:29am
  • Actually it's proven that some can grow up to 3x their size when erect. That's why I love mine. At first it's like "is that it?" and then... SURPRISE, Bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:34am
  • i think i AM this guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:30pm
  • theres too many guys that fit that profile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:22pm
  • There are showers and growers, actually, I know a guy who is a shower and it's basically the same length flaccid, and when it gets hard it just does that -- gets hard. It stays the same length. It basically looks like he has a semi all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:53pm
  • can we say.. jonas brothers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:00am
  • i dont know wether to laugh or cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:20am
  • I am definitely not this guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:43pm
  • ^^ xD ryan ross, to be trueeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:30am
  • you know david bowie!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 5:36 average is 5.5"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:45pm
  • P.s. He's from Kansas city, too! Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 5:14: lolz, logic fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:01pm
  • yeah, let's say a 1.5" grower grows 3x --- 4.5" and a 2.5" shower grows only 2x --- 5" hence the shower always wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:14pm
  • P.S 5:03- Lovely little play on words there. Wit is too often lacking in life, and anyone that can spit decent double entendre is indeed amusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:11pm
  • 4:21 YESSSSSS. 1:00 NOOO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:26am
  • It's only good if it actually fits in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Sounds like my boyfriend! Haa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:46pm
  • I'm sure that *might* be true, 5:03, but I have yet to meet a man that triumphantly claims "I'm a grower, not a shower" that actually grows much at all. Hence, my skepticism..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:09pm
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