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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:30pm

    bahahahaahha this is hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:53pm

    when drunk i sound like sean connery...god bless the prank call...

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    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:29am

    so you ass-fucked a man. good job.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:16pm

    cleft lip is like a tight vag

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:30pm

    did she cry and give you a hand job???

  • 91 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:34pm

    HAHAHAHA I think I love you, 4:31.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:28pm

    HAHAHA this one actually made me laugh... which most of the texts on this site don't do anymore...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:33pm

    LIAR or DESPERATE. Either way, don't reproduce.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:28pm

    one of the few men it is ok for a man to think about during sex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm

    4:57 I'll take famous tities for 500.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:51pm

    If she looked that bad, than why do anything with her?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:35pm

    431 what if he asked you to verify range to target, with one lick only?

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:11am

    Umm.. why did he even end up in a room or sex situation with this girl? FAIL

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:00pm

    Why would you just fuck random ugly people??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27pm

    Haha I saw the chick the guy texted me about, she wasn't THAT bad but I could see what he was talking about. Hence why he chose the backdoor.

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:19pm

    the worst thing you could do to a girl. fuck that.

  • 84 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:50pm

    Cause those things aren't mutually exclusive.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:42pm

    one lick only please.

  • 82 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:31pm

    dude its Sean Connery, as a straight man I can totaly say I would blow him if he asked nicely

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm

    Give me a ping, Vasili, One ping only please.