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  • 65 47
    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:29am
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    so you ass-fucked a man. good job.

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:30pm
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    bahahahaahha this is hilarious!

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:35pm
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    431 what if he asked you to verify range to target, with one lick only?

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:30pm
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    did she cry and give you a hand job???

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:38pm
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    4:57 I'll take famous tities for 500.

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:16pm
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    cleft lip is like a tight vag

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:53pm
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    when drunk i sound like sean connery...god bless the prank call...

  • 62 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:28pm
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    one of the few men it is ok for a man to think about during sex

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:34pm
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    HAHAHAHA I think I love you, 4:31.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:11am
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    Umm.. why did he even end up in a room or sex situation with this girl? FAIL

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:51pm
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    If she looked that bad, than why do anything with her?

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:00pm
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    Why would you just fuck random ugly people??

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:33pm
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    LIAR or DESPERATE. Either way, don't reproduce.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:19pm
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    the worst thing you could do to a girl. fuck that.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:28pm
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    HAHAHA this one actually made me laugh... which most of the texts on this site don't do anymore...

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:42pm
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    one lick only please.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27pm
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    Haha I saw the chick the guy texted me about, she wasn't THAT bad but I could see what he was talking about. Hence why he chose the backdoor.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:50pm
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    Cause those things aren't mutually exclusive.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:31pm
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    dude its Sean Connery, as a straight man I can totaly say I would blow him if he asked nicely

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:23pm
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    Give me a ping, Vasili, One ping only please.