She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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bahahahaahha this is hilarious!
when drunk i sound like sean connery...god bless the prank call...
so you ass-fucked a man. good job.
cleft lip is like a tight vag
did she cry and give you a hand job???
HAHAHAHA I think I love you, 4:31.
Haha I saw the chick the guy texted me about, she wasn't THAT bad but I could see what he was talking about. Hence why he chose the backdoor.
If she looked that bad, than why do anything with her?
431 what if he asked you to verify range to target, with one lick only?
LIAR or DESPERATE. Either way, don't reproduce.
one of the few men it is ok for a man to think about during sex
Umm.. why did he even end up in a room or sex situation with this girl?
this one actually made me laugh... which most of the texts on this site don't do anymore...
I'll take famous tities for 500.
the worst thing you could do to a girl. fuck that.
Cause those things aren't mutually exclusive.
one lick only please.
dude its Sean Connery, as a straight man I can totaly say I would blow him if he asked nicely
Give me a ping, Vasili, One ping only please.
Why would you just fuck random ugly people??