She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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bahahahaahha this is hilarious!
when drunk i sound like sean connery...god bless the prank call...
so you ass-fucked a man. good job.
cleft lip is like a tight vag
HAHAHAHA I think I love you, 4:31.
did she cry and give you a hand job???
Haha I saw the chick the guy texted me about, she wasn't THAT bad but I could see what he was talking about. Hence why he chose the backdoor.
431 what if he asked you to verify range to target, with one lick only?
the worst thing you could do to a girl. fuck that.
this one actually made me laugh... which most of the texts on this site don't do anymore...
one of the few men it is ok for a man to think about during sex
If she looked that bad, than why do anything with her?
Umm.. why did he even end up in a room or sex situation with this girl?
I'll take famous tities for 500.
one lick only please.
LIAR or DESPERATE. Either way, don't reproduce.
Give me a ping, Vasili, One ping only please.
Cause those things aren't mutually exclusive.
dude its Sean Connery, as a straight man I can totaly say I would blow him if he asked nicely
Why would you just fuck random ugly people??