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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:54pm

    Haha, America and her silly legal drinking age.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:40pm

    colt 45 was voted my class's "theme song" our senior year of hs hahaha. it was nearly unanimous.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:46pm

    COLT 45 AND TWO ZIGZAGS BABY THATS ALL WE NEED, WE CAN GO TO THE PARK AFTER DARK SMOKE THAT TUMBLEWEED!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:41pm

    Has anyone tried cisco? That's what u shoulda bought em

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:49pm

    lol nooooooooooooooo....get em thunderbird....blah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:20pm

    3:23 no i don't live under a rock. no one drinks that were i go to school. keystone is our shittyy beer of choice. i honestly don't even think they sell that around here.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:51pm

    wow. im from mississippi and ive never had colt 45. i feel out of the loop now. haha but nothing beats natty ice. that was he first thing i ever drank!! blech.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:51pm

    Lol Mississippi style! Hotty Toddy yo!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:30am

    They need 40s in their life to reach their full (drinking) potential.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:43pm

    colt 45 and two zig-zags...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:05am

    Just what Lando would have wanted.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:45pm

    Just the Lando wanted it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:41pm

    colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we neeeeeed. we can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweeeed. as the marijuana burns we can take our turnsss, singin them dirty rap songgg. stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sellin tapes from here to hong kong. so roll roll roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems. feelin HIGH AS HELL flyin through palmdale, skatin on dayton rims. best song ever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:43pm

    after you buy them beer tell them "If it's good enough for Billy Dee Williams, it's good enough for you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:43am

    I know someone who is seriously OBSESSED with that drink.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:05pm

    i'm a freshman and i ASK for colt 45. something about the novelty of the afroman song

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:41am

    lmao...beggers can't be chosers... hottie fuckin toddy baby lol....LUKE WARM BEER FROM THE BEER BARN...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:45pm

    Just the way lando wanted it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:56pm

    i <3 2:46... thanks for keepin up what i was sayin! -1:43

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:23pm

    2:47, do you live under a rock? If the 4 don't get ya, the 5 will.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:34am

    Damn, that's smooth!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:16pm

    Haha Mississippi!! Us Alabama girls love ms boys!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:14pm

    It's just wrong it's illegal. Lol. Fuck with this law.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:05pm

    King cobra their asses, that'll pull hair in their nuts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:23pm

    2:47, do you live under a rock? If the 4 don't get ya, the 5 will.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:34pm

    662 number means you live near oxford or somewhere in north MS. Here at Ole Miss, we drink KEYSTONE!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:28am

    Who are you and where do you live? <3 --sincerely a THS freshman.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:16pm

    FTW Fuck Yeauh PHRESHMENNNNN!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:16pm

    We up at 7 with cobras and 211's in front your buildin chillin motor revvin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:10pm

    I agree with 1:43... Colt 45 and two zig zags.. Baby dats all we need... Luv dat song...

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    Submitted by DoorSlut on Sep 21, 10 at 5:30pm

    Man, this sounds fucking familiar...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:09pm

    Wooooo!!! Imma freshman and i love that shitt!!! A freshman in highschool that is... Hahaha!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:58pm

    1:43 word dude that's what's up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:56pm

    That's just wrong. Get 'em some Old English or Natty Ice...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:14am

    HAHAHA it would be MUCH funnier if it DID put hair IN their nuts 4:05. HAHA I laughed harder at that, then the actual text. Awesome.

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    Submitted by lexy_22 on Nov 18, 11 at 1:45am

    I livee in Palmdale byytches(:

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    Submitted by Monmor29 on Jul 18, 11 at 11:11pm

    Colt 45. Works every time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:13pm

    Last time I had Colt 45 I had two bottles in an hour and projectile the whole night.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    never even heard of it but it sounds worse than the shitty keystone light that i drink at school!