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  • Haha, America and her silly legal drinking age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:54pm
  • colt 45 was voted my class's "theme song" our senior year of hs hahaha. it was nearly unanimous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:40pm
  • wow. im from mississippi and ive never had colt 45. i feel out of the loop now. haha but nothing beats natty ice. that was he first thing i ever drank!! blech.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:51pm
  • 2:47, do you live under a rock? If the 4 don't get ya, the 5 will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:23pm
  • lol nooooooooooooooo....get em thunderbird....blah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Haha Mississippi!! Us Alabama girls love ms boys!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:16pm
  • colt 45 and two zig-zags...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • lmao...beggers can't be chosers... hottie fuckin toddy baby lol....LUKE WARM BEER FROM THE BEER BARN...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:41am
  • 3:23 no i don't live under a rock. no one drinks that were i go to school. keystone is our shittyy beer of choice. i honestly don't even think they sell that around here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:20pm
  • COLT 45 AND TWO ZIGZAGS BABY THATS ALL WE NEED, WE CAN GO TO THE PARK AFTER DARK SMOKE THAT TUMBLEWEED!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Just what Lando would have wanted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:05am
  • Has anyone tried cisco? That's what u shoulda bought em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Lol Mississippi style! Hotty Toddy yo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:51pm
  • We up at 7 with cobras and 211's in front your buildin chillin motor revvin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I know someone who is seriously OBSESSED with that drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:43am
  • They need 40s in their life to reach their full (drinking) potential.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:30am
  • i'm a freshman and i ASK for colt 45. something about the novelty of the afroman song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:05pm
  • i <3 2:46... thanks for keepin up what i was sayin! -1:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Damn, that's smooth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:34am
  • 662 number means you live near oxford or somewhere in north MS. Here at Ole Miss, we drink KEYSTONE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 2:47, do you live under a rock? If the 4 don't get ya, the 5 will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:23pm
  • 1:43 word dude that's what's up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Last time I had Colt 45 I had two bottles in an hour and projectile the whole night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Just the way lando wanted it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Just the Lando wanted it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we neeeeeed. we can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweeeed. as the marijuana burns we can take our turnsss, singin them dirty rap songgg. stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sellin tapes from here to hong kong. so roll roll roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems. feelin HIGH AS HELL flyin through palmdale, skatin on dayton rims. best song ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:41pm
  • It's just wrong it's illegal. Lol. Fuck with this law.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:14pm
  • King cobra their asses, that'll pull hair in their nuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:05pm
  • I livee in Palmdale byytches(:

    Submitted by lexy_22 on Nov 18, 11 at 1:45am
  • Who are you and where do you live? <3 --sincerely a THS freshman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:28am
  • after you buy them beer tell them "If it's good enough for Billy Dee Williams, it's good enough for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Colt 45. Works every time.

    Submitted by Monmor29 on Jul 18, 11 at 11:11pm
  • FTW Fuck Yeauh PHRESHMENNNNN!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:16pm
  • I agree with 1:43... Colt 45 and two zig zags.. Baby dats all we need... Luv dat song...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:10pm
  • HAHAHA it would be MUCH funnier if it DID put hair IN their nuts 4:05. HAHA I laughed harder at that, then the actual text. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:14am
  • That's just wrong. Get 'em some Old English or Natty Ice...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • never even heard of it but it sounds worse than the shitty keystone light that i drink at school!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Man, this sounds fucking familiar...

    Submitted by DoorSlut on Sep 21, 10 at 5:30pm
  • Wooooo!!! Imma freshman and i love that shitt!!! A freshman in highschool that is... Hahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:09pm