you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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just make sure you get a pair of velcro gloves and a sturdy set of ropes.
WHY ARE PEOPLE INTERPRETING THIS SEXUALLY? IS NOTHING SAFE???
favorite. text. ever.
C/ to fuck you dumb ass.
There's nothing wrong with pushin sheep through the fence if they get stuck
This is my kind of stoner. It would be an honor to smoke a bowl with you
Pretty sure that's from Jack Handy or Steven Wright. Not original
E) If you train it well enough, it will suck your dick, for free, and it cant bitch at you after you blow the man sauce in its mouth/ on its face. F) Sheep love anal and they are really tight.
and you get sex when you want AND they don't talk and whine
Well hell if he could suck his own dick he wouldn't need a goat HAHAHA PETA mother fuckers I'm going to eat a fucking hamburger!!!
I got this text..last night.
10:30, i agree that the replies to this vary from slightly to extremely perverted.
but how is the text itself offensive?
D) It's not cheating when it's a sheep
sheep smell nasty... and they aren't too cool... they are actually real lame...
This text ishighly offensive and you are some sick mother fuckers for what you have replied. You (mostly all) need some serious help.
lol this sounds like some West Virginia shit..lol
What the hell Missouri? Is this seriously the shit that is supposed to be representing us? For real, the stuff you were smoking was garbage if this is what you came up with. Shame!
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
whoever said this is definitely, without a doubt a stoner
and was currently stoned at the time this text was sent.
i would bet all my money on it.
1:19 if the intended purchase was a pet then the coat would be free, like if you buy 3 two leiters you get dorritos free.