I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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^ or maybe you should grow up and you'll understand they are correct. This text is not funny in any way. A classmate of mine was killed by the person driving him, because he was drunk. Drinking and driving is serious and most definitely not a ''take the stick out of your ass'' kind of thing since you somehow think it's funny. WillyAlberShuman-WearASeatblet
Or for calling the cops on yourself for driving drunk. But that's another story
Why would you ever be a passenger of a drunk driver????
Drunk driving is never a laughing matter. It won't be for you either once you lose multiple loved ones to some stupid teenager driver drunk
Wow, I'm sorry but drunks are fail
drunk driving= NOT funny
I don't think these kind of texts should even be posted. That's terrible.
Keep trying and maybe if you're lucky you'll actually kill 6:46 and 8:36. That would be swell. Hahaha
only in west virginia
i wish there was a "horrible night" option
1:36, You just made my day!!! Lmfao!
Ppl are killed by toasters it's still funny, take a joke and know all this is fake
Probably went out to get more booze. Fucking drunk bastards; coulda killed somebody.
Drunk driving is just like any other skill, you only get good at it if you practice.
2:13, take the stick out of your ass.
I don't like to drink and drive, but when I drink, I like to drive.
I almost lost my life because I was a passenger of a drunk driver. It's not funny and never will be.
oh west virginia, i hope i know this person.
such a fail it's almost a win