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  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:17am

    Wow, I'm sorry but drunks are fail

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:13pm

    drunk driving= NOT funny I don't think these kind of texts should even be posted. That's terrible.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:07pm

    Drunk driving is never a laughing matter. It won't be for you either once you lose multiple loved ones to some stupid teenager driver drunk

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:12am

    Why would you ever be a passenger of a drunk driver????

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:46pm

    ^ or maybe you should grow up and you'll understand they are correct. This text is not funny in any way. A classmate of mine was killed by the person driving him, because he was drunk. Drinking and driving is serious and most definitely not a ''take the stick out of your ass'' kind of thing since you somehow think it's funny. WillyAlberShuman-WearASeatblet

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:22am

    Or for calling the cops on yourself for driving drunk. But that's another story

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:48pm

    1:36, You just made my day!!! Lmfao!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:44pm

    only in west virginia

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:26pm

    Probably went out to get more booze. Fucking drunk bastards; coulda killed somebody.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:06am

    Drunk driving is just like any other skill, you only get good at it if you practice.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:36pm

    I almost lost my life because I was a passenger of a drunk driver. It's not funny and never will be.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:09pm

    2:13, take the stick out of your ass.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:06pm

    i wish there was a "horrible night" option

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:21pm

    oh west virginia, i hope i know this person.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:23pm

    I don't like to drink and drive, but when I drink, I like to drive.

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:36am

    Keep trying and maybe if you're lucky you'll actually kill 6:46 and 8:36. That would be swell. Hahaha

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:18am

    such a fail it's almost a win

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:48pm

    Ppl are killed by toasters it's still funny, take a joke and know all this is fake