I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
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Actually, it's the spilling of the beer that cost you...Alcohol abuse is a serious crime...I hope you learned your lesson...
Actually, it's being a dumbass and getting a warrant that cost you.
1229 haha you're fuxking dumb who says he was abusing it he couldve been enjoying a nce Cold one and been 21 or older
Sounds like a good beer.
lawl. lame 12:29. lame.
lol well i raced a paris pd the other night.. i won..but of course he turned.. pretty badass if u ask me
i happen to be from the same small ass tx town...and this is totally believable
If your from Marshall you understand the validity of this statement lol.
try a dwi.. gosh i love tyler pd! :/
what was the charge and why was he waiting for you?
Ha, I probably wrote your police report. Congrats! I once spent 400 dollars on coffee with bailey's in it.. Fml.