His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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"Where's your crown, King Nothing?"
This is the single funniest tfln i've ever read - you win.
ewww bad bad visual although extremely funny xD
Hahahhahahahahahahahhaaaa!! Man-o-man have I been there before!!!
I want to meet this girl, hilarious.
Ha! 7:11 - I lived in 860 too!
Mines like that when soft
meeeh, ive heard that elsewhere, just use your own texts instead of coppin shit from other people
Crushed coke-can cock!
This makes ne ashamed to have a (678) number
sad day :(
haha. funny though.
Must have been my ex ;) hahahahhaa
and when it's hard. LOL
YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO KING BALLSACK!
That is awesome!!!! You have a way with words!
Sounds like my exs dick
Maybe kind cumalittle
I go home with one like that every night. *sigh*
How did you not laugh? This is now my fav tfln!
Seen it! NOT pretty....or funny....or very productive....
That is fucking hilarious!!!
Oh holy shit, I just realized it's from my area code too!! Chances are I really HAVE been there before lol.
Finally! A funny tfln from my city. Lmao! Friggin' excellent.
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I was tempted to call this a good night simply because you win at hilarity.
HAHAHAHAHAHA poor little guy...
Hmm.. You sure you're not from 860?
Lol chode patrollllll
i have this problem.
what sucks is that i got pregnant by one of those damn things!!!! didnt think it was possible :o)
Haha. Best TFLN ever. Lmfao
hahaha...this one guy i slept with was like that! he had long saggy balls and his dick was alot shorter than them. not something i wana see again!
I've only seen this in porn...and felt it once...no bueno
Thats a funny bitch right there!! Lol