His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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"Where's your crown, King Nothing?"
ewww bad bad visual although extremely funny xD
This is the single funniest tfln i've ever read - you win.
Hahahhahahahahahahahhaaaa!! Man-o-man have I been there before!!!
I want to meet this girl, hilarious.
Ha! 7:11 - I lived in 860 too!
Mines like that when soft
meeeh, ive heard that elsewhere, just use your own texts instead of coppin shit from other people
and when it's hard. LOL
sad day :(
haha. funny though.
This makes ne ashamed to have a (678) number
That is awesome!!!! You have a way with words!
Must have been my ex ;) hahahahhaa
YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO KING BALLSACK!
Crushed coke-can cock!
Sounds like my exs dick
How did you not laugh? This is now my fav tfln!
I go home with one like that every night. *sigh*
That is fucking hilarious!!!
Seen it! NOT pretty....or funny....or very productive....
what sucks is that i got pregnant by one of those damn things!!!! didnt think it was possible :o)
Lol chode patrollllll
Oh holy shit, I just realized it's from my area code too!! Chances are I really HAVE been there before lol.
Finally! A funny tfln from my city. Lmao! Friggin' excellent.
HAHAHAHAHAHA poor little guy...
Hmm.. You sure you're not from 860?
I was tempted to call this a good night simply because you win at hilarity.
Maybe kind cumalittle
hahaha...this one guy i slept with was like that! he had long saggy balls and his dick was alot shorter than them. not something i wana see again!
six seven eight five zero eight eight two zero three
i have this problem.
Haha. Best TFLN ever. Lmfao
I've only seen this in porn...and felt it once...no bueno
Thats a funny bitch right there!! Lol