His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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"Where's your crown, King Nothing?"
ewww bad bad visual although extremely funny xD
Hahahhahahahahahahahhaaaa!! Man-o-man have I been there before!!!
This is the single funniest tfln i've ever read - you win.
Mines like that when soft
I want to meet this girl, hilarious.
Ha! 7:11 - I lived in 860 too!
sad day :(
haha. funny though.
and when it's hard. LOL
meeeh, ive heard that elsewhere, just use your own texts instead of coppin shit from other people
This makes ne ashamed to have a (678) number
Must have been my ex ;) hahahahhaa
That is awesome!!!! You have a way with words!
YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO KING BALLSACK!
Crushed coke-can cock!
I go home with one like that every night. *sigh*
How did you not laugh? This is now my fav tfln!
Sounds like my exs dick
That is fucking hilarious!!!
Seen it! NOT pretty....or funny....or very productive....
what sucks is that i got pregnant by one of those damn things!!!! didnt think it was possible :o)
Finally! A funny tfln from my city. Lmao! Friggin' excellent.
HAHAHAHAHAHA poor little guy...
Oh holy shit, I just realized it's from my area code too!! Chances are I really HAVE been there before lol.
Lol chode patrollllll
Hmm.. You sure you're not from 860?
I was tempted to call this a good night simply because you win at hilarity.
Maybe kind cumalittle
hahaha...this one guy i slept with was like that! he had long saggy balls and his dick was alot shorter than them. not something i wana see again!
i have this problem.
six seven eight five zero eight eight two zero three
Haha. Best TFLN ever. Lmfao
I've only seen this in porn...and felt it once...no bueno
Thats a funny bitch right there!! Lol