Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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maybe you should've chewed your throw up instead
Another bad one, puking just after taking 2 motrin, going back to bed and waking up chewing one that never left your cheek. :-P
"when your drunk" could be texting laziness. not as bad as when people text shit like "go walk you're dog" ... that really grinds my gears.
havent we all done that 12:03, havent we all
Most people choke a little bit when they're throwing up...
Or how about send in a remotely funny text when you're drunk, instead of the morning after.
^^hahah that's pretty sick.