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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:39pm

    Dane Cook wants his punchline back. Just kidding, he endorses stealing material.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:19pm

    And you shit your guts out the next day too!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:44pm

    His next move will be to turn your life into a wallowing mess of debt and alcoholism.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:44pm

    same with the dane cook, but i do love christ chex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:03pm

    Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:45pm

    clever dane line. Natty light sucks ass though

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:15pm

    Whoever wrote this proooobably goes to lindenwood.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:08am

    -10 points for tagged on Dane Cook reference.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:01pm

    God is stupid. And so are you all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:53pm

    i can turn natty light into a student loan

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:06pm

    I'm so glad I worked three jobs to put myself through college with classmates like you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:05 can't talk shit if they're religious. They're already a moron

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:08pm

    Natty's are so nasty.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:34pm

    Wine is better than Natty Light...hell, piss is better than natty light and I can change water into piss without trying...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:51pm

    Hell isn't a real place, just a weak idea made by weak people. Just like the idea of god. Fuck yourselves religious ppl.

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    Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 21, 10 at 10:45am

    Natty light is for bitches

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:26pm

    i've turned a student loan payment into a mountain of coke.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:04pm

    10:50 you mean push what they believe and persecute others for things that go wrong, Christians have a "little" history with killing Jews so don't say that any religion is completely innoccent

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:12am

    fuck u all PBR all the way ; p

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:06pm

    Just a joke from sickipedia with words changed... Go do something interesting and get back 2 us all! CUNT!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:21pm

    Haha. This text is made of win.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:19pm

    i lol'd ...literally

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:19pm

    uhh 5:00 apparently you're stupid. moron.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:05pm

    no need for the religious bashing. i don't talk shit in what You believe in

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:17pm

    i'll do you one better... turning a scholarship into booze. now there's a great idea!

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:54pm

    Natty may be nasty but it's still funny as hell!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:28pm

    i've turned a student loan into a shit load of jim beam

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:35am

    Everyone makes a big deal about Jesus dying I mean holy shit 100,000s of thpunsands people die in worse ways all the time

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:59pm

    He didn't pay shit for it like you will if you ever get out of college dumb ass!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:33am

    Not only did He turn water into wine but He also DIED for you. your move.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:39am

    listen it happens, it's ok

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:52am

    1235...Jesus died in the most tortuous way in the history of the world b

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    I really wish I could help you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:20pm

    Haha do u go to Missouri baptist? This is straight chesterfield up in here *HighRoad*

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:39am

    DANE ROCKS it's a miracle in a bowl Christ chec

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:33pm

    Natty Light is piss water, get some real beer, not that weak high school shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:25pm

    I'm glad you capitalized that 4:05, because I AM ACTUALLY GOD!!!!!!!!

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    there was one like this a while ago... fake

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:45pm

    >.< once again ...TFLN publishes unoriginal crap thats not even funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:11pm

    Impressive 1053. I'd like to learn how to do that

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:50am

    oppress: to burden with cruel or unjust impositions or restraints; subject to a burdensome or harsh exercise of authority or power really...Christian's oppress people?? All they do is share what they believe...which is exactly what everyone else is doing on here...and there's nothing wrong with that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:45am

    He also didn't exist, so you really beat him there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:50am

    You believe in JC or Perish for ever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:19pm

    love the dane cook shout out

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    Submitted by kateburke17 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:14am

    Dane Cook is indeed, a silly bitch.

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    Submitted by finleytime on Apr 26, 10 at 12:15am

    Dane cook sweet

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:18pm

    I piss Blue Moon when I'm drunk and MGD when I'm sober. Beat that JC

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    Submitted by Reges on Jul 4, 10 at 2:51am

    Why the fuck wud u waste that much money on natty light? Might as well get wine, natty's total bitch beer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:22am

    You guys need to chill on the "un original stuff" who cares it's funny get over it if you don't like It don't read it!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:18am

    @ 8:52 that's NOT FUNNY. nuns are raped as often as altar boys, especially abroad, but it's covered up too. there have been many exposes on this but the roman catholic church does nothing about it.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:12pm

    F you. Natty light is my shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:09pm

    Natty goes great with cocaine.

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    Submitted by AliceINhollywood on Jul 5, 11 at 3:31pm

    i'm now inspired to go to college..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:14am

    11:20 perhaps it's because Christians cannot keep religion private and have a history of oppressing those who believe differently as well as not at all. If you keep your made up faith out of my government, schools, hospitals, and bedroom, we're cool. Do your thing. Anything else is fascism.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:49pm

    How does a man die for another man. That's the silliest shit I've ever heard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:56am

    @12:14 You and I would get along just fine. Well played.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:21pm

    3:01 is going 2 burn in hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:39pm

    Hahaha. Natty light sucks though...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:51pm

    natty light sucks really bad though, should've invested in something nicer, like coronas ;).

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:10pm

    My mommy always said; 'Stupid is as stupid does." Even God can't fix STUPID!

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    Submitted by kateburke17 on Feb 4, 11 at 6:25pm

    Dane Cook is sexy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:52am

    Tacitus mentioned Christians, not Jesus. Not that his powers are any more real than Uri Gellar's or a magician who pulls a rabbit out of a hat.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:04pm

    Haha this text just made my day.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:38pm

    My newest best friend......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:44pm

    please lets not glorify the idiocy that is dane cook

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:42pm

    I just lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:59am

    Robbie Alvarez your a fuckin idiot.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:20pm

    Has anyone ever thought about why people who aren't religious feel the need to oppose it?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:26pm

    Hell, I could have sent this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:03pm

    Sounds like my fiance

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:55pm

    Hello Dane cook wanna be and also a fat one natty is nasty

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:00pm

    That's not even funny I think yal should be ashamed!!!

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:45pm

    THIS IS SO OLD! Muppet.