So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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Dane Cook wants his punchline back.
Just kidding, he endorses stealing material.
God is stupid. And so are you all.
i've turned a student loan payment into a mountain of coke.
His next move will be to turn your life into a wallowing mess of debt and alcoholism.
same with the dane cook, but i do love christ chex.
-10 points for tagged on Dane Cook reference.
And you shit your guts out the next day too!
oppress: to burden with cruel or unjust impositions or restraints; subject to a burdensome or harsh exercise of authority or power
really...Christian's oppress people??
All they do is share what they believe...which is exactly what everyone else is doing on here...and there's nothing wrong with that.
Everyone makes a big deal about Jesus dying I mean holy shit 100,000s of thpunsands people die in worse ways all the time
Natty light is for bitches
i lol'd ...literally
i'll do you one better... turning a scholarship into booze. now there's a great idea!
4:05 can't talk shit if they're religious. They're already a moron
10:50 you mean push what they believe and persecute others for things that go wrong, Christians have a "little" history with killing Jews so don't say that any religion is completely innoccent
I'm so glad I worked three jobs to put myself through college with classmates like you.
Whoever wrote this proooobably goes to lindenwood.
Why the fuck wud u waste that much money on natty light? Might as well get wine, natty's total bitch beer.
Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
He also didn't exist, so you really beat him there.
clever dane line. Natty light sucks ass though
Hell isn't a real place, just a weak idea made by weak people. Just like the idea of god. Fuck yourselves religious ppl.
Not only did He turn water into wine
but He also DIED for you. your move.
i can turn natty light into a student loan
F you. Natty light is my shit
He didn't pay shit for it like you will if you ever get out of college dumb ass!!!!
fuck u all PBR all the way ; p
listen it happens, it's ok
no need for the religious bashing. i don't talk shit in what You believe in
Natty may be nasty but it's still funny as hell!
uhh 5:00 apparently you're stupid.
Natty Light is piss water, get some real beer, not that weak high school shit.
i'm now inspired to go to college..
Dane cook sweet
I really wish I could help you.
Has anyone ever thought about why people who aren't religious feel the need to oppose it?
Haha do u go to Missouri baptist? This is straight chesterfield up in here
Natty goes great with cocaine.
Just a joke from sickipedia with words changed... Go do something interesting and get back 2 us all! CUNT!!!
Dane Cook is indeed, a silly bitch.
Dane Cook is sexy.
You guys need to chill on the "un original stuff" who cares it's funny get over it if you don't like
It don't read it!!
Haha this text just made my day.
Wine is better than Natty Light...hell, piss is better than natty light and I can change water into piss without trying...
How does a man die for another man. That's the silliest shit I've ever heard
I just lol
Haha. This text is made of win.
My mommy always said; 'Stupid is as stupid does." Even God can't fix STUPID!
there was one like this a while ago... fake
Natty's are so nasty.
>.< once again ...TFLN publishes unoriginal crap thats not even funny
Sounds like my fiance
I'm glad you capitalized that 4:05, because I AM ACTUALLY GOD!!!!!!!!
Tacitus mentioned Christians, not Jesus. Not that his powers are any more real than Uri Gellar's or a magician who pulls a rabbit out of a hat.
that's NOT FUNNY. nuns are raped as often as altar boys, especially abroad, but it's covered up too. there have been many exposes on this but the roman catholic church does nothing about it.
love the dane cook shout out
I piss Blue Moon when I'm drunk and MGD when I'm sober. Beat that JC
i've turned a student loan into a shit load of jim beam
1235...Jesus died in the most tortuous way in the history of the world b
natty light sucks really bad though, should've invested in something nicer, like coronas ;).
DANE ROCKS it's a miracle in a bowl Christ chec
please lets not glorify the idiocy that is dane cook
Impressive 1053. I'd like to learn how to do that
Hahaha. Natty light sucks though...
@12:14 You and I would get along just fine. Well played.
11:20 perhaps it's because Christians cannot keep religion private and have a history of oppressing those who believe differently as well as not at all. If you keep your made up faith out of my government, schools, hospitals, and bedroom, we're cool. Do your thing. Anything else is fascism.
3:01 is going 2 burn in hell
You believe in JC or Perish for ever
Robbie Alvarez your a fuckin idiot.
Hell, I could have sent this
My newest best friend......
That's not even funny I think yal should be ashamed!!!
Hello Dane cook wanna be and also a fat one natty is nasty
THIS IS SO OLD! Muppet.