So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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Dane Cook wants his punchline back.
Just kidding, he endorses stealing material.
God is stupid. And so are you all.
i've turned a student loan payment into a mountain of coke.
4:05 can't talk shit if they're religious. They're already a moron
His next move will be to turn your life into a wallowing mess of debt and alcoholism.
i'll do you one better... turning a scholarship into booze. now there's a great idea!
-10 points for tagged on Dane Cook reference.
oppress: to burden with cruel or unjust impositions or restraints; subject to a burdensome or harsh exercise of authority or power
really...Christian's oppress people??
All they do is share what they believe...which is exactly what everyone else is doing on here...and there's nothing wrong with that.
And you shit your guts out the next day too!
same with the dane cook, but i do love christ chex.
i lol'd ...literally
Everyone makes a big deal about Jesus dying I mean holy shit 100,000s of thpunsands people die in worse ways all the time
10:50 you mean push what they believe and persecute others for things that go wrong, Christians have a "little" history with killing Jews so don't say that any religion is completely innoccent
Whoever wrote this proooobably goes to lindenwood.
Hell isn't a real place, just a weak idea made by weak people. Just like the idea of god. Fuck yourselves religious ppl.
clever dane line. Natty light sucks ass though
He also didn't exist, so you really beat him there.
I'm so glad I worked three jobs to put myself through college with classmates like you.
Natty may be nasty but it's still funny as hell!
Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
Natty light is for bitches
Why the fuck wud u waste that much money on natty light? Might as well get wine, natty's total bitch beer.
no need for the religious bashing. i don't talk shit in what You believe in
Not only did He turn water into wine
but He also DIED for you. your move.
listen it happens, it's ok
i can turn natty light into a student loan
Natty Light is piss water, get some real beer, not that weak high school shit.
uhh 5:00 apparently you're stupid.
Sounds like my fiance
F you. Natty light is my shit
Has anyone ever thought about why people who aren't religious feel the need to oppose it?
My mommy always said; 'Stupid is as stupid does." Even God can't fix STUPID!
Natty goes great with cocaine.
i'm now inspired to go to college..
fuck u all PBR all the way ; p
He didn't pay shit for it like you will if you ever get out of college dumb ass!!!!
How does a man die for another man. That's the silliest shit I've ever heard
I really wish I could help you.
Dane Cook is indeed, a silly bitch.
You guys need to chill on the "un original stuff" who cares it's funny get over it if you don't like
It don't read it!!
Haha do u go to Missouri baptist? This is straight chesterfield up in here
Just a joke from sickipedia with words changed... Go do something interesting and get back 2 us all! CUNT!!!
Haha this text just made my day.
Dane Cook is sexy.
Haha. This text is made of win.
Wine is better than Natty Light...hell, piss is better than natty light and I can change water into piss without trying...
I just lol
Dane cook sweet
Robbie Alvarez your a fuckin idiot.
natty light sucks really bad though, should've invested in something nicer, like coronas ;).
Natty's are so nasty.
there was one like this a while ago... fake
i've turned a student loan into a shit load of jim beam
>.< once again ...TFLN publishes unoriginal crap thats not even funny
I'm glad you capitalized that 4:05, because I AM ACTUALLY GOD!!!!!!!!
I piss Blue Moon when I'm drunk and MGD when I'm sober. Beat that JC
3:01 is going 2 burn in hell
please lets not glorify the idiocy that is dane cook
that's NOT FUNNY. nuns are raped as often as altar boys, especially abroad, but it's covered up too. there have been many exposes on this but the roman catholic church does nothing about it.
1235...Jesus died in the most tortuous way in the history of the world b
Tacitus mentioned Christians, not Jesus. Not that his powers are any more real than Uri Gellar's or a magician who pulls a rabbit out of a hat.
Impressive 1053. I'd like to learn how to do that
Hahaha. Natty light sucks though...
11:20 perhaps it's because Christians cannot keep religion private and have a history of oppressing those who believe differently as well as not at all. If you keep your made up faith out of my government, schools, hospitals, and bedroom, we're cool. Do your thing. Anything else is fascism.
love the dane cook shout out
@12:14 You and I would get along just fine. Well played.
My newest best friend......
DANE ROCKS it's a miracle in a bowl Christ chec
That's not even funny I think yal should be ashamed!!!
You believe in JC or Perish for ever
Hell, I could have sent this
THIS IS SO OLD! Muppet.
Hello Dane cook wanna be and also a fat one natty is nasty