So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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Dane Cook wants his punchline back.
Just kidding, he endorses stealing material.
God is stupid. And so are you all.
i've turned a student loan payment into a mountain of coke.
His next move will be to turn your life into a wallowing mess of debt and alcoholism.
And you shit your guts out the next day too!
same with the dane cook, but i do love christ chex.
-10 points for tagged on Dane Cook reference.
Everyone makes a big deal about Jesus dying I mean holy shit 100,000s of thpunsands people die in worse ways all the time
oppress: to burden with cruel or unjust impositions or restraints; subject to a burdensome or harsh exercise of authority or power
really...Christian's oppress people??
All they do is share what they believe...which is exactly what everyone else is doing on here...and there's nothing wrong with that.
I'm so glad I worked three jobs to put myself through college with classmates like you.
i'll do you one better... turning a scholarship into booze. now there's a great idea!
Natty light is for bitches
10:50 you mean push what they believe and persecute others for things that go wrong, Christians have a "little" history with killing Jews so don't say that any religion is completely innoccent
He also didn't exist, so you really beat him there.
i lol'd ...literally
Whoever wrote this proooobably goes to lindenwood.
4:05 can't talk shit if they're religious. They're already a moron
Hell isn't a real place, just a weak idea made by weak people. Just like the idea of god. Fuck yourselves religious ppl.
clever dane line. Natty light sucks ass though
Not only did He turn water into wine
but He also DIED for you. your move.
i can turn natty light into a student loan
Natty may be nasty but it's still funny as hell!
Why the fuck wud u waste that much money on natty light? Might as well get wine, natty's total bitch beer.
Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
F you. Natty light is my shit
He didn't pay shit for it like you will if you ever get out of college dumb ass!!!!
listen it happens, it's ok
I really wish I could help you.
Has anyone ever thought about why people who aren't religious feel the need to oppose it?
fuck u all PBR all the way ; p
uhh 5:00 apparently you're stupid.
Dane Cook is indeed, a silly bitch.
Natty Light is piss water, get some real beer, not that weak high school shit.
no need for the religious bashing. i don't talk shit in what You believe in
Haha. This text is made of win.
i'm now inspired to go to college..
You guys need to chill on the "un original stuff" who cares it's funny get over it if you don't like
It don't read it!!
Wine is better than Natty Light...hell, piss is better than natty light and I can change water into piss without trying...
Dane cook sweet
Haha this text just made my day.
Natty goes great with cocaine.
Just a joke from sickipedia with words changed... Go do something interesting and get back 2 us all! CUNT!!!
My mommy always said; 'Stupid is as stupid does." Even God can't fix STUPID!
Dane Cook is sexy.
Haha do u go to Missouri baptist? This is straight chesterfield up in here
I just lol
Sounds like my fiance
How does a man die for another man. That's the silliest shit I've ever heard
there was one like this a while ago... fake
Natty's are so nasty.
Tacitus mentioned Christians, not Jesus. Not that his powers are any more real than Uri Gellar's or a magician who pulls a rabbit out of a hat.
that's NOT FUNNY. nuns are raped as often as altar boys, especially abroad, but it's covered up too. there have been many exposes on this but the roman catholic church does nothing about it.
Impressive 1053. I'd like to learn how to do that
i've turned a student loan into a shit load of jim beam
I piss Blue Moon when I'm drunk and MGD when I'm sober. Beat that JC
natty light sucks really bad though, should've invested in something nicer, like coronas ;).
>.< once again ...TFLN publishes unoriginal crap thats not even funny
please lets not glorify the idiocy that is dane cook
I'm glad you capitalized that 4:05, because I AM ACTUALLY GOD!!!!!!!!
1235...Jesus died in the most tortuous way in the history of the world b
love the dane cook shout out
11:20 perhaps it's because Christians cannot keep religion private and have a history of oppressing those who believe differently as well as not at all. If you keep your made up faith out of my government, schools, hospitals, and bedroom, we're cool. Do your thing. Anything else is fascism.
Hahaha. Natty light sucks though...
@12:14 You and I would get along just fine. Well played.
DANE ROCKS it's a miracle in a bowl Christ chec
3:01 is going 2 burn in hell
Robbie Alvarez your a fuckin idiot.
You believe in JC or Perish for ever
Hell, I could have sent this
My newest best friend......
That's not even funny I think yal should be ashamed!!!
Hello Dane cook wanna be and also a fat one natty is nasty
THIS IS SO OLD! Muppet.