We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
I posted this text. I'm not from Sedalia go about 20 miles west and this event didn't even happen near there. Good try but not right.
Seriously, go post your psycho hate "Politics" on FreeRepublic and go jerk off to guns and Ammo.
I think that I know who said his. Lmfao.
East Coast White Unity (Google it!)
THESE PRETZELS ARE THIRSTY
your not a good friend
I'm a little teapot.....
First don't talk politics, second if ur gonna do it anyways dont be a fucking ignorant prick!!! Bush took the multi Billion dollar surplus Clinton had when he left office and turned it into a multi Trillion dollar defacit so shut the fuck up!
Done that for a friend!!!! 803
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I like you 5:25
I'd totally suck your balls
Ok you can seriously tell this text is from Sedalia fucking Missouri because the 'pretzel' idiot cant think of anything better to say. 'Obama' fucker is just trying to get attention, and everyone who has responded to his and is not from Sedalia I give you kudos for being more intelligent than the 40,000 occupants of that god forsaken town. Pretzel dude.....hit your meth pipe and shut the fuck up
They should get better management for this site and stop policeing it so hard the need to let more texts through or if they make em up them self then write more
ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
So Bush was honestly better? He put the country in the worst shape ever. Change takes time or would u rather have had Sarah Palin and been even mote of a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
You really think Clinton left a surplus? Go look up the stats. He only had less of a deficit. Nice try though. So now you look like the prick with politics.
why the fuck would you post anything remotely political on this website? Because you have a boring one track mind... and a hateful one at that.
My friends did that to me this weekend. No joke. This text defines my life, reppin' the 207
Dedication, I love it.
PRETZELS ARE GREAT BECAUSE ONE TRIED TO ASSASINATE DUBYA!!!
I can't believe I'm not first wahhhhhh I'm going to go slit my wrists now
You are probably the best friends a man could have...reppin that 425 u kno
yeah something tells me that most the people who are on here dont give two shits about politics. oh and this text literally was about me. i was actually passed out in some random dude's car. pretty epic. 660
they need to let the Pretzel dude write them all...he is original and funny and never repeats himself
classic. They let the knuckle dragging biggots on the site. Grow up fucktard.
FUCK! I wanted to be FIRST! Why is life so cruel?!
I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.
You suck your pretzels
all presidents suck.
Oh shit. Obama does fucking suck. He literally is fucking the economy up worse. Never give a black man power. He'll fucking abuse it. Prime example. Obama. H8 him.