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  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:16pm

    I posted this text. I'm not from Sedalia go about 20 miles west and this event didn't even happen near there. Good try but not right.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:48am

    I like you 5:25 I'd totally suck your balls

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:39am

    You really think Clinton left a surplus? Go look up the stats. He only had less of a deficit. Nice try though. So now you look like the prick with politics.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:24pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:08pm

    your not a good friend

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:22am

    Ok you can seriously tell this text is from Sedalia fucking Missouri because the 'pretzel' idiot cant think of anything better to say. 'Obama' fucker is just trying to get attention, and everyone who has responded to his and is not from Sedalia I give you kudos for being more intelligent than the 40,000 occupants of that god forsaken town. Pretzel dude.....hit your meth pipe and shut the fuck up

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:57pm

    I think that I know who said his. Lmfao.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:09pm

    Seriously, go post your psycho hate "Politics" on FreeRepublic and go jerk off to guns and Ammo.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:18pm

    Oh shit. Obama does fucking suck. He literally is fucking the economy up worse. Never give a black man power. He'll fucking abuse it. Prime example. Obama. H8 him.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:33pm

    Dedication, I love it.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:24am

    You are probably the best friends a man could have...reppin that 425 u kno

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:03am

    PRETZELS ARE GREAT BECAUSE ONE TRIED TO ASSASINATE DUBYA!!!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:07pm

    I can't believe I'm not first wahhhhhh I'm going to go slit my wrists now

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:25am

    First don't talk politics, second if ur gonna do it anyways dont be a fucking ignorant prick!!! Bush took the multi Billion dollar surplus Clinton had when he left office and turned it into a multi Trillion dollar defacit so shut the fuck up!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:49pm

    Done that for a friend!!!! 803

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:29pm

    They should get better management for this site and stop policeing it so hard the need to let more texts through or if they make em up them self then write more

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:18pm

    THESE PRETZELS ARE THIRSTY

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:54pm

    I'm a little teapot.....

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:10pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:35pm

    they need to let the Pretzel dude write them all...he is original and funny and never repeats himself

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:18pm

    My friends did that to me this weekend. No joke. This text defines my life, reppin' the 207

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:08pm

    why the fuck would you post anything remotely political on this website? Because you have a boring one track mind... and a hateful one at that.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:06pm

    FUCK! I wanted to be FIRST! Why is life so cruel?!

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:36am

    yeah something tells me that most the people who are on here dont give two shits about politics. oh and this text literally was about me. i was actually passed out in some random dude's car. pretty epic. 660

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:20pm

    You suck your pretzels

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:43pm

    all presidents suck.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:48pm

    So Bush was honestly better? He put the country in the worst shape ever. Change takes time or would u rather have had Sarah Palin and been even mote of a laughing stock to the rest of the world.

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:50pm

    I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:25pm

    East Coast White Unity (Google it!)

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:02pm

    classic. They let the knuckle dragging biggots on the site. Grow up fucktard.