and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
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This is the wrong area code, but this same exact thing happened at my university. Though the window was somewhere around 10 feet tall, and he was naked.
Going through a window for pretty much any reason = not a champion.
Failing at going through a window and getting glass stuck in your ass = not a champion.
Impressing the doctor with how thoroughly you managed to injure yourself by being a dumbass = not a champion.
More like failure at life.
Hopefully next time Darwin will get you.
It's kind of an awkward feeling when a doctor tells you that you have the coolest injury they've seen in a while. It allllmost creeps you out.
hahaha waddup maryland.
Cost of fixing the window. $150
Bill for a doctor visit and ass-glass removal. $75
Having an epic story and scar to back it up for eternity. Priceless.
more like champion of month
Harford county Maryland!!!!
Yeaaaah AA county! REPRESENT!\nAnd that ought to be an interesting scar to explain. :)