Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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That happened in my classroom this year...
lol to 9:24. The phrase "public perioding" is almost as funny as the text message itself.
11:03 yep. Diva Cups are awesome. They give you a great option on those days when you're so pissed off at someone that you just wanna whip out your period cup and sling it in their face. ULTIMATE. TRAUMATIZE.
11:48 oh piss off, it's worse for the girl than for anyone else...
And I am now determined to get a diva cup.
lmaooo...:perioded". that's fuckin funny.
yeah it could really put a damper on your fast food dining experience 2:13
haha to 5:40!
and i witnessed it because i served her and saw the period on her pants as she walked to the bathroom fratically and then as she left the restaurant.
Eww. Diva cup? Really?
WHO SAID THIS WAS A GOOD NIGHT?
This actually just happened at my restaurant tonight!! Make it four!
Ok I am in 817, so please tell me where this happened!!!
Perioded for the fucking WIN
i love how period has been made into a verb.
Past tense verb! Nice.
haha thats awesome, thats happened at our restaurant too!!!!
Someday I want to take my full Diva Cup and sling it all over a public restroom. It's like a sick fantasy.
Try to say "perioded" out loud. Prepare for hilarity.
Sarah in Okc:
Who uses a chair as a pad??
Apparently the same ppl that cut off tampon strings and realize they can't get it out.
5.25, 817 isn't just Fort Worth; it's Arlington and surrounding areas too.
But that is disgusting. On the plus side, I do agree that "perioded" is an awesome noun to verb word.
i'm glad I'm not the only one who uses period as a verb. perioded is a very legit term.
haha the "perioded" made this text.
I love 2:18
2:55 that was greatt
better than on your leg, a la Superbad...
hope to god this isn't a mcdonalds or something
Real classy, Fort Worth.
What the fuck. Did they rub their vag all over the chair or something? wtfff.
and dude, way to verb that noun. :D
3:25, I have to wonder if I was at that bar that night. The scene I witnessed included clots. I seriously wondered if it was a period or a miscarriage.
some chick perioded all over the bathroom at the bar I work at. It looked like a fucking crime scene
I think just seeing the word 'perioded' spelled out is what does me in haha
"They totally just verbed that noun."
hahahah perioded! LMAO!!!
what restaurant is this? i worked at italianni's and witnessed a girl period on a booth.
They totally just verbed that noun.
shit, i think i know the girl this happened to
That suck for those chicks....but they were probably releaved
Ewww gross. Heavy flow bitches are nasty
i have yet to witness an embarrassing public perioding, but now i am hoping i one day do cause this text made me cry laughin
What restaurant please? So I can avoid it.
How do you witness someone period?
1st of all, it's bled, not 'perioded', 2nd, don't they know to expect it every month??? WTF?