Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
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Now thats Paris Hilton Hot!!!
WTF?!? LOL on top of a unicorn....hahaha
Woohoo.. I am sure it was just you and the Horn, i mean the Unicorn, hilarious...
Maybe its true,but you definitly put on a front thats totally opposite, of what your saying...;)
Guys, I'm pretty sure this is a metaphor.
I think the wasted texter meant that there is probably nothing more magical/awesome than fucking somebody on top of a unicorn. In contrast, his life at the moment he wrote the text was the complete opposite - - not awesome and not magical = Bad Night
But hey, what do I know . . . I just live in Miami and was on this website at the time this message was posted
umm... hating under the deatheater?
all I can say is ... WHAT?!?!?!
Masturbating on top of a donkey?
the opposite would actually be not making love, alone, underneath a regular horse.
Dont you mean Ron Jeremy....
I feel like you all have molested the unicorn,on my twitter page..
Well, I guess anything's better than a unicorn horn up your ass while you're trying to fuck.
Fuck you guys, my unicorn is the bomb.
ouch...i hope you kept in mind the position of the unicorn's horn...that could cause some major rupturing down under
making love on top of a unicorn... Opposite.. Not making love on top of a unicorn.. Because they don't exists,(still making love just not on a unicorn) Classic Cliché with some truth involved?? lol
Masterbating under a retarted horse?
What about to people making love in there grandma's house TEHE
this is fucking hilarious!
who are youuu???? i made that up!
now imagine two fairies making love on a unicorn
RON BURGUNDY SAYS NO!
> I think you have to be a virgin to even ride a unicorn in the first place.
You wouldn't be one afterwards, anyway...
(Is it bad that "riding the naughty unicorn" is a euphemism for sex around here?)
Unicorns just screw you and leave..
Are these fairies fairies or actual fairiesss your fckin up my visual vortex...
Two unicorns fucking on top of you?
Oh. I thought this said Unicron.
hahahaha i haven't laughed out loud at something so hard in SO long.
i'm sorry your life sucks but metaphorically speaking, you're fantastic!
I think you have to be a virgin to even ride a unicorn in the first place. So you might be in luck!
unicorns aren't real!
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Two elephants making love on top of you?
I don't know about you, but I've had sex on a unicorn :P
Guys guys. Your losing me now. What was the question again........Arrrh "opposite of making love on a unicorn" Well the opposite feeling would be nt having short prickly ubicorn hair stuck up your ass. And EEEExcuse me, Unicorns are real...............
am your unicorn just get rid of the skinny pale horse!!!!!
Now that's the greatest thing in the world, to hear...
the opposite is actually be making yourself a eunuch, under a horse with a spear in it head, while it shits on you.
Which one of you fkd my unicorn last night. I told you to stay away. Now it's all clowdy and grey outside.
Two unicorns fucking on top of a person?
so, are they under two unicorns making love? OR are they under one unicorn jerking it off?!?!
Amm drunk wanna do u the uni corn an the sknny pink horsh
Fucking on top of a unicorn is amazing!!!!