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  • Now thats Paris Hilton Hot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:46am
  • WTF?!? LOL on top of a unicorn....hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Woohoo.. I am sure it was just you and the Horn, i mean the Unicorn, hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:26am
  • all I can say is ... WHAT?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Maybe its true,but you definitly put on a front thats totally opposite, of what your saying...;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Well, I guess anything's better than a unicorn horn up your ass while you're trying to fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Masturbating on top of a donkey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Dont you mean Ron Jeremy....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:27pm
  • umm... hating under the deatheater?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:08am
  • Guys, I'm pretty sure this is a metaphor. I think the wasted texter meant that there is probably nothing more magical/awesome than fucking somebody on top of a unicorn. In contrast, his life at the moment he wrote the text was the complete opposite - - not awesome and not magical = Bad Night But hey, what do I know . . . I just live in Miami and was on this website at the time this message was posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:29pm
  • ouch...i hope you kept in mind the position of the unicorn's horn...that could cause some major rupturing down under

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:07pm
  • the opposite would actually be not making love, alone, underneath a regular horse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:06am
  • RON BURGUNDY SAYS NO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:03am
  • I feel like you all have molested the unicorn,on my twitter page..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Masterbating under a retarted horse?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:53am
  • What about to people making love in there grandma's house TEHE

    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 29, 10 at 12:41am
  • this is fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:23pm
  • making love on top of a unicorn... Opposite.. Not making love on top of a unicorn.. Because they don't exists,(still making love just not on a unicorn) Classic Cliché with some truth involved?? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:12am
  • Fuck you guys, my unicorn is the bomb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:24am
  • who are youuu???? i made that up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:08am
  • Unicorns just screw you and leave..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:17am
  • > I think you have to be a virgin to even ride a unicorn in the first place. You wouldn't be one afterwards, anyway... (Is it bad that "riding the naughty unicorn" is a euphemism for sex around here?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Two unicorns fucking on top of you?

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 7, 10 at 6:39pm
  • I think you have to be a virgin to even ride a unicorn in the first place. So you might be in luck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Are these fairies fairies or actual fairiesss your fckin up my visual vortex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:37pm
  • now imagine two fairies making love on a unicorn

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:46am
  • Oh. I thought this said Unicron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:00am
  • unicorns aren't real! college stories @ oicollege.com

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:17am
  • Two elephants making love on top of you?

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 9, 11 at 3:52pm
  • I don't know about you, but I've had sex on a unicorn :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:16am
  • hahahaha i haven't laughed out loud at something so hard in SO long. i'm sorry your life sucks but metaphorically speaking, you're fantastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Guys guys. Your losing me now. What was the question again........Arrrh "opposite of making love on a unicorn" Well the opposite feeling would be nt having short prickly ubicorn hair stuck up your ass. And EEEExcuse me, Unicorns are real...............

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:50am
  • am your unicorn just get rid of the skinny pale horse!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Now that's the greatest thing in the world, to hear...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:09pm
  • the opposite is actually be making yourself a eunuch, under a horse with a spear in it head, while it shits on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:33am
  • Two unicorns fucking on top of a person?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:40pm
  • Which one of you fkd my unicorn last night. I told you to stay away. Now it's all clowdy and grey outside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:45am
  • so, are they under two unicorns making love? OR are they under one unicorn jerking it off?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:40am
  • Amm drunk wanna do u the uni corn an the sknny pink horsh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:51am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Fucking on top of a unicorn is amazing!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:03pm