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  • 83 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:46am

    Now thats Paris Hilton Hot!!!

  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:29pm

    Guys, I'm pretty sure this is a metaphor. I think the wasted texter meant that there is probably nothing more magical/awesome than fucking somebody on top of a unicorn. In contrast, his life at the moment he wrote the text was the complete opposite - - not awesome and not magical = Bad Night But hey, what do I know . . . I just live in Miami and was on this website at the time this message was posted

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:53am

    Masterbating under a retarted horse?

  • 76 67
    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 29, 10 at 12:41am

    What about to people making love in there grandma's house TEHE

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:57pm

    Maybe its true,but you definitly put on a front thats totally opposite, of what your saying...;)

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:12am

    making love on top of a unicorn... Opposite.. Not making love on top of a unicorn.. Because they don't exists,(still making love just not on a unicorn) Classic Cliché with some truth involved?? lol

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:02pm

    Masturbating on top of a donkey?

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:03am

    RON BURGUNDY SAYS NO!

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:09pm

    Well, I guess anything's better than a unicorn horn up your ass while you're trying to fuck.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:24am

    Fuck you guys, my unicorn is the bomb.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:27pm

    Dont you mean Ron Jeremy....

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:36pm

    WTF?!? LOL on top of a unicorn....hahaha

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 4:53pm

    I think you have to be a virgin to even ride a unicorn in the first place. So you might be in luck!

  • 74 84
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 7, 10 at 6:39pm

    Two unicorns fucking on top of you?

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:23pm

    this is fucking hilarious!

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    Are these fairies fairies or actual fairiesss your fckin up my visual vortex...

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:07pm

    ouch...i hope you kept in mind the position of the unicorn's horn...that could cause some major rupturing down under

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:30pm

    all I can say is ... WHAT?!?!?!

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:08am

    umm... hating under the deatheater?

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:08am

    who are youuu???? i made that up!

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:17am

    Unicorns just screw you and leave..

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:50am

    Guys guys. Your losing me now. What was the question again........Arrrh "opposite of making love on a unicorn" Well the opposite feeling would be nt having short prickly ubicorn hair stuck up your ass. And EEEExcuse me, Unicorns are real...............

  • 63 74
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 9, 11 at 3:52pm

    Two elephants making love on top of you?

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:10pm

    hahahaha i haven't laughed out loud at something so hard in SO long. i'm sorry your life sucks but metaphorically speaking, you're fantastic!

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:46am

    now imagine two fairies making love on a unicorn

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:16am

    I don't know about you, but I've had sex on a unicorn :P

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:00am

    Oh. I thought this said Unicron.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:25pm

    > I think you have to be a virgin to even ride a unicorn in the first place. You wouldn't be one afterwards, anyway... (Is it bad that "riding the naughty unicorn" is a euphemism for sex around here?)

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:09pm

    Now that's the greatest thing in the world, to hear...

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:06am

    the opposite would actually be not making love, alone, underneath a regular horse.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:22pm

    I feel like you all have molested the unicorn,on my twitter page..

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:26am

    Woohoo.. I am sure it was just you and the Horn, i mean the Unicorn, hilarious...

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:40pm

    Two unicorns fucking on top of a person?

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:40am

    so, are they under two unicorns making love? OR are they under one unicorn jerking it off?!?!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:51am

    Amm drunk wanna do u the uni corn an the sknny pink horsh

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:17am

    unicorns aren't real! college stories @ oicollege.com

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:33am

    the opposite is actually be making yourself a eunuch, under a horse with a spear in it head, while it shits on you.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:10pm

    am your unicorn just get rid of the skinny pale horse!!!!!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:24pm

    Fake

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:45am

    Which one of you fkd my unicorn last night. I told you to stay away. Now it's all clowdy and grey outside.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:03pm

    Fucking on top of a unicorn is amazing!!!!